dear god who started this. u poor misguided h/hr shippers. yes ok it was a nice idea, it did not involve watering down the weasley blood or more ginger children, but come on i cannot believe any of you actually thought it would ever ever ever ever happen. the R/Hr ship set sail in book one when Hermione walked into the train compartment looking for nevilles bloody toad. if u did not see that u r blind and stupid and yes u r "DELUSIONAL!" I wrote some H/Hr fanfic once but i did not take it seriously god no! and i have to just say that any canon for h/hr was simply there to build the depth of the characters! just cos JKR nu the R/Hr was bloody obvious she had to make sure that there was some sort of other romantic interest going on. jealous christ! grow up and get an education!
I you think Otter Snow is a fuck up and she is not a true Harry Potter Fan please check out my petition at
www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/harrypotterfansunit e
Okay, let me get this straight - you are trying to force an author to do a story the way you would have liked it to be, not the way she intends it to be.
Are you .... delusional?? If you don't like the book, make up your own! You do have imagination, or don't you??
God, as if there weren't any more important things in life than this! If you won't to get involved in REAL life, go to Africa and HELP!!
Ah, the Gray Bitch is back I see. As for my deleting your posts, that's total bullshit. I haven't deleted ONE SINGLE signature from this petition, as I, unlike you and your fellow delusional R/Hr shippers, do not believe in censorship.
News flash - hate to break it to you, but I did not *make up* the interview with Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
Losers! Like this will work. There are NOT millions of H/Hr shippers, a ban of book 7 wil NOT work. There are millions of fans who are, in fact, laughing at you. Hard. And, by the way, may I point out that book 7 will be last HP book? Tss. Get a grip
This bitch'll go on fucking Harry Potter up...and then go watch Order of the Phoenix.
You're obviously outnumbered, idiot! The world would probably be a better place without the likes of you assholes. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND SEW YOUR MOUTH TOGETHER! DAMN YOU FOR EVEN BECOMING A HARRY POTTER FAN! You have no right to even be a part of it...fuckhead!
Um... Oookaayyyy. Well. SOMEONE needs to dunk their head in a bucket of ice water.
If you don't want to come off as "delusional", here's a hint: DON'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
So, in other words, no, I don't support this.
a b c d e f u
you can go and eat some poo.
can you count backwards from z?
i can. want to see?
z y x w v u suck!
how long has it been since you randoms went out side and had some fresh air?
or do you live in a live in a non-air zone?
please reply if you are an idiot.
ps. we 'DEMAND' that there be no sensible replies.
I really can't understand how you can call the WRITER wrong about how SHE intended the stories (and relationships) to be. My god... you H/Hr Shippers ARE delusional!
I am Australian and come from your ass, you h/h ass sucking morons. But truly. we- I am not a ass-sucking attention seeking idiot who just wants to see our...craP. I MEAN, my name on the internet.
o and by the way we REALLY care about ur cause, so much infact that we told our friends about this petition SO THEY CAN FLAME YOU!!!
we- i could not come up with anything intellegent to say because i am an ass-sucking sucker of the sucky suckers club. actually i am the leader otter snow, so suck my ass-sucking ass, sucker!
i am otter snow and i eat shit and suck the ass-sucking ass-sucker's ass.
in conclusion i must regretfully state that i do not in fact support this petition, but otter snow DOES suck ass. we- i know *wink wink*
yours truely,
h/h 4eva.&i.have.bad.seplling (note. that translates from h/h-ian to english as poooooooooooooooooop)
HEAD OF THE A.S.S.A (ass-sucking suckers association)
ps. i live in the southpole, so you cant find me.
pps. my real name is sandy claws and my adress is
34 Suck-my-ass Lane,
NORTH POLE,
Pacific Sea
Top 20 Ways to Annoy the Snot out of H/Hr Shippers
This list may contain spoilers!
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20. Brag about how you always knew Ron and Hermione were perfect for one another.
19. Constantly go to MuggleNet just to see if the Wall of Shame: Special Edition has been updated.
18. Show them the numerous times when evidence supported R/Hr any chance you get.
17. Talk a lot about one Emerson Spartz.
16. Mention Emerson.
15. Suggest grief counseling.
14. Constantly use the world "delusional."
13. Get into heated arguments about which hints were the "anvil-sized" ones.
12. Stay at least ten feet away from them at all times, as if afraid of some disease.
11. Invite Emerson to a thread of angry H/Hr Shippers so he can publicly humiliate them.
10. Compliment Emerson on his Wall of Shame: Special Edition.
9. Write your own Wall of Shame.
8. Write tons of R/HR fan fiction.
7. Read your list of anvil-sized hints to them over and over and over again.
6. Go to threads of angry Harmony shippers and laugh.
5. Use words such as "delusional" and "anvil-sized hints" on said threads.
4. Sing songs with lyrics changed to support R/Hr.
3. Imitate angry H/Hr Shippers.
2. Send them links to R/Hr fansites.
1. Be unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless, and unprofessional. It wouldn't hurt to be the Wall of Shame caretaker and founder either. Nor would it hurt to be named Emerson.
17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry Searches for Horcruxes
- Guaranteed to send Voldemort after you instead !
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This list may contain spoilers!
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1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it.
2. Conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother.
3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy."
4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently you were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff.
5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins. .and then run. Fast.
6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in.
7. Admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency.
8. Tell him you know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details.
9. Dress up as Dumbledore and say you faked your own death.
10. Start an argument about Harry Potter shipping.
11. Tell him he's adopted and that he's really Hagrid's other half-brother.
12. Tell him Harry is his son and ask him if he's sure he wants to go through with Book 7 now, since it's become "soooo Star Wars."
13. Tell him one of his Death Eaters is actually a member of the Order using Polyjuice Potion - but refuse to tell him who it is.
14. If he gets rid of some Death Eaters in the process of figuring this out, then all the better for Harry!
15. Tell him that one of his enemies is plotting against him in the Forbidden Forest.
16. Tell him all about your enemy/rival and how he's nothing compared to them. Perhaps he'll go after them rather than Harry.
17. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully.
Ok, ok. This is going way too far.
Think. Does a true fan ban the book? Does a true fan contests everything the book is CLEARLY making so damn obvious?
Yes, you're the true fans. And I'm Witherwings.
You are afflicted by every one of the seven greatest sins, as weel as inconsistency. Why do you flame JK for writing her own books without consulting you, then say it's Emerson's fault? He's brilliant, by the way. Check out Mugglenet! Anyway, you use phrases like Limey, tea-sipping freaks, etc., then call other posters rascist? Are you an ADHD child and can't even remember the things you yourself said? If so, I still don't pity you. Everyone knows you post on your own petitions to make it look like people support it. We're just here to witness the most delusional online circus in the world, ever. RON+HERMIONE 4EVER!!!
*starts laughing really really hard at the stupidity of some people*
ITS A FICTIONAL BOOK! JO CAN SHIP ANYONE SHE WANTS! BESIDES HARRY LOVES GINNY! GET THAT IN YOUR MIND!
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I don't support this bullshit at all. Have you noticed how many people are flaming you? Or have you just concentrated on the dozen or so people who agree with you? You are only proving Jo and Emerson's point. Who gives a damn whether you went and tried to protest? These are not your books. I admit, I thought Harry and Hermione might be nice, but as the books progressed, it was obvious that they were much more like brother and sister. I seriously hope Jo gets to read this and see how many people really give a shit about this damned petition, and how many people enjoy what she's doing and love what she stands for and her amazing ability to weave these stories.
You want to ban Book 7? You people are delusional, just like she said. JKR has to do nothin you say and won't because what you want her to do is stupid, and idiotic. She can say anything she wants and shouldn't feel compelled to do anything.
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... thanks for that i really REALLY needed a good laugh today, this thing absolutely hilarious!! i wonder what a good name for you f***wits would be....... OF COURSE!....... DELUSIONAL!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha i really REALLY needed a laugh. i wonder what the best word to describe you would be..... of course!... DELUSIONAL!!!!!
'the millions of harry/hermione shippers are the only true fans'...' this will seriously affect book sales'... look, im sure there are many h/hr shippers out there who may have been *a bit* disappointed by the outcome of book 6, but you are the probably part of the smallest miority of people who actually care this much about it. nothing will happen to book sales because everyone exept you, disappointed or not, is going to buy it. your the one with the problem, and its you who should apologise, to everyone for insulting their intellegence.if people are worried about anything, its harrys mission to kill voldemort, and if you dont start facing the real problems then you are not a true fan. HARRY AND GINNY 4EVA!!!!!!!!
i do NOT agree with this petition it is so stupid dont people have better things to do with their pathetic f***ing lives than obsess over some fictional characters lovelives. THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS. YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know...I really support this. I mean this is a big issue in this world and someone needs to do something about it. I mean forget all the hunger and war...the world will fix itself if we just get Harry and Hermione together................. .....NOT!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU 10??? GET A LIFE!!!
-True fan
This is a song for the ladies
but fellas, listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right
to do
sometimes you gotta maaakee some looovee
and fucking give her some smooches too
sometimes you got to squeeze
sometimes you got to say please
sometime you got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you
softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you
sweetly
I'm gonna ball you
discretely
and then you say "hey I bought you flowers"
and then you say "wait a minute sally
I got something in my teeth
could you get it out for me?
THAT'S FUCKING TEAMWORK!!!
what's your favorite poszich?
that's cool with me
it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
what's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from
ZANZIBAR!!!!
and then I'm gonna love you completely
and then I'll fucking fuck you discretely
and then I'm gonna bone you completely
but then...
...I'M GONNA FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK YOOOOUUUUU HAAARRRDDD!
haaaaaaarrrrrrrrrddddddd! !!!
I will love you more than that
I won't say the words and take them baaaaaaaccckkk
don't give loneliness a chance
baby listen to me when I say
I will love you more than that!
but I just want you to know
that I've been fighting to let you go
but even in my heart
I see
you're not being true to me
deep within my soul
I feel
nothing's like it used to be
sometimes I wish I could
turn back time
impossible as it may seem
but I wish I could
so bad
baaabbbbby
QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART
...I SHOULD'VE KNOWN FROM THE START
Everybooooddddy
(yeaah!!)
rock your body
(yeah!!)
Everybody
rock your body right
Backstreet's back
ALRIGHT!!
has anyone other than me noticed that over 2/3 of the signatures posted are from r/hr shippers who think this petetion is idiotic, which by the way it is! if h/hr shippers rea the only true haary potter fans then why would they stop reading the books because its r/hr and g/h?
Wow... this really is insane - R/Hr is NOT canon. Nowhere in the BOOKS does JKR say they're a couple, so get it straight, fuckmeister.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
OMG do u really think JKR is going to care what a s**thead like u believes SHOULD happen in book 7. no ones going to ban it because even if you do get a million signatures on this stupid excuse for a piece of crap they are all signing to make fun of you. ITS JUST A BOOK!!! get a life and deal with it loser
lol..harry poter i so shit and hermionie is like oh no ive been called a mud blood and runs off crying id just just be like fuck off u cunt sprout a penis and and good luck to you with your balls dropping..its takin some time
uhh...just to let you know snowy, 7427 and 7426 are SIGNED BY THE SAME PERSON...i know for a fact cause i happen to know that person...wouldn't have told you if you weren't so rude
u are so stupid i cant believe what lengths sum people go to get their point across about a BOOK!!! r/hr are obviously the perfect couple and if jk thinks that then its true.
U R SUCH A DUMBASS!!!!
Ahem. In the famous word of Mr. Emerson of Mugglenet: YOU ARE DELUSIONAL and for my own comments, J.K. can do what ever she wants with her characters and you just need to accept that you DELUSIONAL IDIOT.
lol, i always thought h/hr shippers would be like r/hr shippers, i mean, yea, the r/hr shippers (including me) r very happy that its canon now, and we kinda new all along anyway, cuz we actually read the books, and we actually admire jkr, but gosh, we wouldnt go all out as to petition it if h/hr became canon, yes, we'd be let down, but come on, theres more to this whole book series than the love lifes of the characters. and another thing, the r/hr shippers wouldnt put down h/hr shippers if they became canon either. can't we stop all this madness and just enjoy this masterpiece of jkr's?
Refrigerator of Doom - Harry and Hermione are NOT brother and sister. Looks like you're the only delusional one around here.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
dont get me wrong i would of loved to have seen harry and hermione get together, but it was very obvious that it wasnt going to be. JKR wont change her book because of some upset fans, many of which would have got over it quickly considering it is a book and the characters arent real so it isnt a big deal. Why dont you do something better with your time and worry about real life issues instead of which fictional characters are getting together
Everybody that has signed this petition, my God I have never EVER seen a more group of immature people. *Sighs* Yes I do support H/Hr, but I respect J.K. Rowlings decision for putting R/Hr together they still make a very cute couple like H/Hr do, but all of you... I have no words to express how I'm feeling. Ron and Hermione shippers you are being just as bad as Snowy is here and Snowy J.K. Rowling has made her decision of who she wants to be together if you dun like it than oh well... Ron and Hermione shippers don't you have better things to do then come to this petition? Why waste your time? And then giving stupid remarks that makes you seem so idiotic? Let H/Hr be in peace and H/Hr fans let R/Hr be in peace, is that so fucking hard? Ok, I'm done now...
YOUR ARE SO STUPID. THAT HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. THAT IS CALLED INCEST YOU STUPID IDIOT. HERMIONE AND RON ARE CLEARLY THE BEST COUPLE EVERRRRRRRRRR. YOU NEED TO GO SEE THE WIZARD OF OZ AND ASK FOR A BRAIN THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. BECAUSE YOURS IS CLEARLY SCREWED UP AND VERY NASTY. SO, THANK YOU AND GOOD BYE, YOU SICK FREAK OF NATURE. AND BY THE WAY,.....DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! *GASPS FOR BREATH* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
MAN! This is just pathetic! Won't you losers just get a life? You idiots are fighting a pointless fight. You won't get 1,000,000 signatures! Everybody who signs is making fun of you!
BTW, i hate giving you more signatures, but i'm just doing this to prove a point: you may have around 8000 signatures, but only b/c about 7900 want to make fun of you [no, maybe 7998], and i'm one of them...how are u taking this shame btw? y r u trying to ruin jk rowlings work? u'll never make it...not that h/hr is so horibble, its just the idea that J.K. Rowling already made something else up! And on the off chance that J.K. Rowling ever decides to read this measly petition [again, the OFF chance], then HI! i love u! ur my hero and role model! ur books are awesome, the 3rd and 6th were my favorites.
