Honestly, your are the biggest retard ever. You are the biggest loser, creating a petition about two fictional (by the way that is not real) characters that will never get together.
I am a complete loser.I mean,what was I thinking?Stupid,stupid,st upid!
I really like Emersons site and think its very fuuny!But I am jealous,thats the only reason I'm doing this wierd petition.I do not have a brain.
I seriously do not agree.Even though I am a H/HM shipper,I believe JK Rowling can write what she wants!Its her book Otter Snow!Just grow up and get a life because its not your book!And if you look closly at the interview,she really never called us delusional!It was Emerson!Duh!So,when will you get this in your small little head?!ITS HER BOOK,NOT YOURS,SHE CAN WRITE WHAT SHE WANTS!!!
amy
This petition is a load of crap, and I'm merely signing so that you delusional freakshows will stop taking up valuable web space.
Honestly, ban book seven?
"Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out"
Er, sweetie, I might want to point out that unless you are JK Rowling (
Can someone tell this snowy person to get a life?
Ban a fictional novel because its fictional characters won't get together the way she wanted them to?
You must've never got a life.
Do you honestly think HP and JKR fans would ban Book 7 just because Ron and Hermione becomes an item? I don't really care who will get it on with whom though I think, after reading all the books and watch all the movies, it is more likely for Hermione and Ron to get it on, but honestly, it won't affect anyone's life, will it?
Not even Rupert's or Harry's or Daniel's.
Don't worry loser..
I'm sure it won't affect you either.
And anyway, my 6-year-old-bro said hi and tell you to get a grip and also, life.
YOU NEED ONE!
PS: emoharrypotter, get some blue CDs. There plenty of them out there. Never seen one ehy?
I am very concerned for you. You need to seriously consider visiting a mental insitute. These are fictional characters and you shouldn't be obsessing over their completely made-up love lives.
ok, why would you want to ban book seven? in my opinion, the REAL harry potter fans are the ones that may support one ship or another, but ultimately agree with jo. She is a genius and even if I don't agree with all of her shipping descisions, I know that it is her's not mine, that shipping is such a small part of the books, and the finally, they are books!!! The outcomes affect you no way whatsoever. I looove the books, but even though Jo made Remus/Tonks, I'm not going to ban book seven. I care more about the actual important part of the ooks, instead of a stupid ship.
Oh my gosh...you are idiots aren't you? Harry and Hermione....*cough*idiots !*cough* I also support Emersons website, and think Mugglenet hall of shame is funny, snow otter...youre on it!
7628: I was insulting Snowy, not Christians in general! I KNOW taht you're not that close-minded, but Snowy is. I'm sincerily sorry if you are in fact offended.
7626: Sorry, but you DO share a galaxy with Otter Snow, although you're not a Christian (which doesn't make you evil, although... how come we're considered close-minded -which is not true- and people making silly remarks like you do -not very respectful- are generally considered open-minded just for not liking Christianism..? Weird. I'm sticking with my God anyway, if you don't want Him, shut up and leave us alone).
"I am not going to wish in any other religions, since I don't believe in them, and don't care about Hannukah or Kwanza or whatever. If this happens to offend anyone, three words: GET OVER IT"
i'm not going to say anyting...i'm going to restrain myself...OMG no i'm not! ROTFL!!!!! anyone else thik that's ironic?
If I were Christian (which I'm not, which automatically makes me eeevvviiilll) I wouldn't be very proud to share a religion (or a galaxy) with Otter Snow.
can you not see that its just you who is bothered by this snowy?everyone else who signs this shitty thing is just taking the piss out of you. why cant you just save yourself any more embarrassment, because really you're starting to embarrass us too. GET A LIFE!!!
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
i sooooo dont support this petition its the most pathetic thing i have ever seen. you cant change anything that jkr writes, and you especially have no hope with an attitude like that. god, with the amount of times you say fuck anyone would think you have Terets. still, from what ive seen, you're so intellectually challenged that you dont even know what that is. ah well, what was i saying. . .um. . .o yeah, this petition SUCKS... and you really are DELUSIONAL!!!!! good luck in life, you're gonna need it...
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional." -JKR
"Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to s
"Catherine - no screenshot needed, deary. I don't delete posts - period, end of story. Otherwise, yours would be the first to go. As for your witty (NOT) thesis on censorship, you're the one who seems bent on censoring my peition, thou hypocrite."
I never said anything about censorship; I entreat you to learn how to read. I merely pointed out that you say you are against censorship but you want to "Ban book seven," and thus you are the hypocrite. But I guess when you're out-argued the only thing you can do is make stuff up and call people random names involving the word fuck.
otter snow is such a fucking retard who doesnt have a life and sits by her computer all day talkin shit about how she wishes harry and hermione wud get togetha...which is never gonna happen!!! you no y? because shes DELUSIONAL!!!
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
I AM A DUMBASS HARRY POTTER NERD WHO CAN'T GET A GIRL OF MY OWN SO I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF JK ROWLING MADE MY LIFE EASIER BY INSERTING PORN IN HER BOOKS SO THAT I COULD JACK OFF TO IT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHINING ABOUT MY PETTY EXISTANCE AND CUTTING MY WRISTS WHILE LISTENING TO EMO MUSIC
PLZ IF I DONT GET ANY ACTION IN THE NEXT BOOK IM GONNA KILL MYSELF FOR REAL THIS TIME
I MEAN IT!
I AM FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA READ ABOUT HERMOINE RIDING HARRY'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
You can't expect to spend your life on the web and not meet with disagreement now and then *coughcofeecough*
water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water
One more time?
EGGS!
SUPPORT BOOK 7
actually, it doesn't really matter whether or not you support book 7, because it's still going to be published, and you're still going to read it. This goes for everyone.
I just like to say "SUPPORT BOOK 7" cuz it looks cool. And cuz I do, obviously.
--fairygrrl
Sie bev�lkeren wirklich Notwendigkeit, ein wenig r�cksichtsvoller zu
sein, ich denken. I agree mit Prof Lupin und ich w�nschen Schokolade.
So dort.
Ich bin ein engagierter DM/GW und SB/RL Verlader, aber Sie sehen mich oder keine meine shipmates JKR nennend ein Weibchen. Sie verdanken ihr alles. Sie stellte diese Welt her, die Sie behaupten, sich soviel zu interessieren ungef�hr, dennoch Sie beabsichtigen, Buch 7 nicht zu lesen. Was ist es mit Ihnen Leute? K�nnen Sie nicht Ihren Verstand bilden?
SUPPORT BOOK 7!
luv, fairygrrl
Well well, already past the 7,600 mark, I see.
Thanks to everyone for signing! With your help we will reach our goal in no time, and then we'll give Jo something to think about!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
P.S. I am not going to wish in any other religions, since I don't believe in them, and don't care about Hannukah or Kwanza or whatever. If this happens to offend anyone, three words: GET OVER IT
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER
(and Sirius/Remus and Draco/Ginny)
fairygrrl likes shamelessly supporting her ships, but not to the extent of a frickin petition.
"ALL YOUR MUFFINS ARE BELONG TO US!"
And yes, thank you Proffessor R J Lupin, chocolate would be very nice.
I apologize, everyone. I should have realized that I was wrong the whole time. I am now going to apologize to JK and close down this petition. Thanks for helping me see the light.
Whoever supports this ridiculous petition is a psycho with nothing better to do with their time. Get a job or something, don't spend all your time on some stupid petition that has NO chance of getting much approval. Why do you people spend so much time obsessing over the relationships of fictional characters? I mean, come on, people! Otter Snow or whatever the heck your name is, get a life!
Okay. Let's go through your argument logically.
"We also petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling to rectify the situation in Book 7, clearing up any questions the few Ron/Hermione shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Harry Potter books, that of Harry and Hermione. "
First of all: You seem to have neglected one important point. JKR WRITES THESE BOOKS. NOT you. NOT the general HP fandom. They are HER books and you can do whatever you please, but she won't bend the plotline just to suit a couple of obsessive, zit-faced teenagers sitting in their bedrooms, moaning about how H/H will change their lives. Secondly: Even IF H/H did happen, you all need to remember that ROMANCE IS NOT WHAT CARRIES THESE BOOKS. I highly doubt Harry and Hermione getting together will help him eradicate Voldemort. Romance is not, and has never been, all that important in the books, really. Sure, it makes for some interesting tidbits and develops the characters, but the books would still go on wonderfully without any romance at all.
"Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out. As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications."
Okay: WHY on earth would this lead you to banning Book 7? I'm sure you'd want to read it to see what happens in the end, regardless of any ships you think have gone wrong. Also: What makes you think there are millions of H/H shippers out there, and that they make up the backbone of the HP fandom? There are millions MORE who beleive in other couples, and even more people who really don't care what petty things happen in the love lives of the Trio. Th
This petition is stupid. Snowy, have you noticed that no one here likes you except for a select few? Everyone else is bashing you---don't you care? I know that you may not be happy with Book 6 results but I am---don't ruin the 7th book for the people who do like it! And please cut down on the swearing---obviously it makes you sound tougher but it's really quite getting on my nerves. Ron and Hermione get together--you can't change the book!
Why do all you idiots insist on banning bok 7?? If you don't want to read it, fine, just don't ruin it for us normal people who don't CARE about the love lives of some fictional teens!!!
-R/HR, H/G, and Danny/me shipper
y dont u get a goal that u mite just have a chance of reaching? if u believe u cud get 2 1million then u really r delusional.
u go fuck urself!
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
real (as if) hp fan and Dipshit Taimatsu - hate to break it to you, but creating a petition takes practically no time at all. What's really pathetic is watching all you morons repeatedly sign it over and over again. Talk about fucking stupid.
Alana - you're an idiot. Your petition only has something like 59 sigs. Get back to me when pass the 7,500 remark (something you'll NEVER do).
Leviathan - keep it up, my good friend. With your help we'll get to 10,000 sigs in no time!
jimmy - thank you for your words of wisdom.
dumbledores_army - your petition sucks ass. Get original already.
the rest of you - GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
hey if u r all as fed up of this shit as i am, go to this petition...
www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/dumbledores_army...
and say wot u really think about otter snow and her stupid petitions!
I do NOT support this petition. Honestly, this is crazy. Why be SO concerned about fictional characters relationships? Please, stop this silliness and get some fresh air!
Just wanted to note:
I highly doubt a single H/Hr will NOT be buying Book 7 when it is released. You all want to know how it ends, just like everyone else. Therefore requesting a boycott (or whatever) on the last book is superfluously trivial.
Why make a petition if is entirely inconceivable that ANY of the terms might be met?!
OMG wow!! they were some really inspiring insults there snowy *SARCASM* just in case you didn't realise. Your telling ME that this petition is for people who agree with it. Can you read! everyone is using this petition to bag you out!, by the way, you have been signing the other petition against you, does that mean your for that cause? of course not you imbicile, I'll keep signing this if I want to, and you and I, and for that matter everyone else, both know that i'm not supporting you. I'm a dumbshit moron? have you ever heard the saying "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"? your continuing to sign petition that your against? let me think taht would make you also a dumbshit moron. get a life an get a grip.
SNOWY"S A LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
KEEP BOOK 7
Ok Otter Snow your fuckin crazy! Your petition has been up for months and mine only weeks in months I will probably have way more sigs than you can imagine so don't ever comment on my petition again cause I don't want your pathetic ass even looking at it till it is finished so fuck you and get a life. By the way to all of you good Hp fans that think Otter snow is a fucking lunatic my petition can be found at www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/harrypotterfansunit e Please help me get rid of this idiotic petition and otter snow"s pathetic requests. And snowy BTW your name is GAY! And I was just womdering how old you are cause I'm guessing around 12 years old. Grow UP and do us all the favor of Shuting up as well! Fuck you!
Amazing how you berate people for having nothing better to do with their time, when you continuously come back here and insult people you don't even know for six months. Someone's wastin' time here, and it surely isn't us.
Ah, I wish I had been here in the old days when Jonathan, Tiffi, MissTrish, and the rest were still active. At least Snowy Resond Beter Enty Someo Actualy is still here, putting up the same pathetic fight. Oh, snowy, don't you know when to throw in the towel? Seriously, you're a disgrace to female-kind.
In conclusion, snowy, you're deluded beyond all hope, and this "petition" (read as "forum") is a crock.
otter snow, you are a bit of a hypocrite slaggin people off because you think they have nothing better to do but sign this thing. what about you, spending valuable time making a petition which is clearly going nowhere, and one that nobody at all agrees with. you really are just a waste of oxygen and a burden on this world, and bad things should happen to you.
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER
Artymis - thanks for writing such a ridiculous post, if only because it made me laugh harder than I have for weeks! I don't know what's sadder, that you were so serious about it and that you had nothing better to do with your time, or that you're *still* serious about it and *still* have nothing better to do with your time.
As for "JK," I have NEVER said she's a terrible person. Get your facts straight, meatwad.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
Thanks for writing such a ridiculous pention, if only because it made me laugh harder than I have for weeks! I don't know what's sadder, that you were so serious about it and that you had nothing better to do with your time, or that you're *still* serious about it and *still* have nothing better to do with your time. I honestly wish you good luck, because if you don't wisen up before the end of your life, you really deserve to spend the rest of your life collecting signatures. And when you keep "signing" it yourself, how can Jo really take it seriously? On that matter, if she's the one writing the books, how can she take it in the least seriously? Especially when you're rallying to ban book 7 and to "hurry and let the Warner Brothers know how you feel" about their casting selections...
If JK's such a terrible person for supporting- alas, even writing!- this relationship (as we all must be) then why do you even CARE about her books? ...Keep going, I'll be checking back and sending the link to my friends :) the world needs more humour, don't you think?
Leviathan are you stupid? This petition is for those who agree with it. Every time you sign it, you're simply proving what a dumbshit moron you really are.
Jen - you can shove that thumb up your ass, shit for brains.
tarlindeion - Why is it that you sign a petition you don't agree with? Talk about having your head up your ass.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
Oops, one measly typo. I'd better fix it before snowy insults me for it just like she did everyone else.
...Why is it that all you* offer in your posts...
snowy:
Why is it that you so desperately persist in this obviously futile endeavor? What makes you think that JKR will consider this petition/message board for even one second (this of course means you would have had to reach your ludicrous goal of 1,000,000 signatures)? Why is it that all your offer in your posts is lame, celebratory remarks about very low signature counts (as compared to your goal) and low-class, crude, and quite laughable insults? Emerson was quite right in calling all of the Harmony shippers who act like you delusional.
I admire you guys for doing this. I've always known it was R/Hr, and I am laughing at your attempts... but it takes quite a bit of determination and intelligence to come up with something this ridiculous.
Just for the record,the Jen laughing her head off is not really me...I really don't think there's anything to laugh about,for one thing this is all just too sad.Oh and thanks Leviathan.*thumbs up*
By the way I completely agree with everything that jen says, stop embarassing your self for the whole word to see, the only smart thing about you is that you haven't used your real name.
otter are you stupid?? can't you read? most of your signatures are saying that you're a delusional retard whose probably never had someone like her more than a friend. otter you need to get a grip I am not in any way supporting your petition at all, I think if you counted all the signatures that are suppoting your cause you'll get abut 10 people, can't you comprehend what they are saying?? and geez don't swear at everyone! that will only make you end up as some nobody who everyone hates because she's so mental. this petition might aswell be the anti otter snow petition as the vast majority of signatures are saying how ignorant and blind you are. is this just some game to kill some time? I mean even if you reach 1 million signatures, woopty doo!! it's not going to do anything! except prove to yourself taht no one could give a dam about what you wanted we give a dam about telling you to crawl back into your mum's basement. yeah and I realise that I am swearing but at least its not sick insults that you spend the whole day thinking up you twisted freak. your so immature snowy! you think using big words is going to make you sounds mature, I mean every book where there is something you don't like do you put up a petition?? hwy would you care? if you don't like what's happening, DEAL WITH IT YOU BABY! it doesn't matter how much you swear at me it doesn't affect me at all. Why should I care if some loser who thinks she is the world insults me, swearing isn't going to hurt anyone here, we aren't that stupid to let a chauvenistic loser with a computer foist her opinion on us and then insult just because she doesn't like what we write! get a life and some friends snowy. signed Leviathan. Get real and deal with it.
And another no-life impersonator springs from the woodwork, I see.
Thanks to everyone for supporting my petition, we'll have 7,600 signatures in no time!
As for you few R/Hr delusionals out there: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
And Gray Bitch - I'm sorry if you're so stupid you can't find any of your posts. btw, you said you were tired of this petition, yet here you still be. Not very credible are you, fuckeye?
Catherine - no screenshot needed, deary. I don't delete posts - period, end of story. Otherwise, yours would be the first to go. As for your witty (NOT) thesis on censorship, you're the one who seems bent on censoring my peition, thou hypocrite.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
This could be considered a disgrce to the fandom. I have a few friends that are h/hr, but I know for a fact that they could never do anything like this. I truely don't understand what the point of this petion is because there is no way that JKR is changing her mind. Especially after 15 years of having the characters roam around her imagination. It is a work of fiction, I don't understand why something like that would mean so much to you. It is brilliant, and just because your ship didn't sail, it doesn't change that. JKR is lovely, and saying all these things is absolutely meaningless. Emerson could have not been more right. You are Delusional.
You all are soooooo stupid. Watch the movies! All of them have anvil sized hints back to non Hermione/Harry ships! This is pathetic. I would much rather see Hermione and Draco get together but I'm not weeping about it. YOU WANT HERMIONE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, WRITE THE DAMED BOOK OVER AGAIN!
~Vive~
You can't POSSIBLY be serious?J.K is the author of the books what she says GOES if you don't like it then go write your own fricken book! She's not changing it becuase 10 people say she has to! Get a clue HONESTLY!
Oh and for the "Emma Watson" not being good for Hermione...you can't be more wrong...she's PERFECT for the role and you need to just keep it to yourself if you don't like her because Warner Bros. isn't going to change it JUST becuase you say she's not good for the part! DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON SHE'S STAYING ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER ACTOR/ACTRESS IN THE MOVIE!!!
What the...??This can't be real...this is so childish!So what if it's Ron/Hermione?Why do you care??This is just a book damnit!!It's impossible to please everyone out there and JK should be interested in pleasing mainly herself,she's free to write what she wants...God,please,just stop this,stop embarassing yourself and making H/Hr shippers look bad...
I'm really hoping this is all just one big joke.I don't want to insult anyone,especially people who I don't know,but...you really are delusional.Just let it go already!
Hey, Grey Lady, I wouldn't worry about her deleting posts. It's taken her 6 months to get 7500. Which means that she will have a million by
...
2072
The next generation of the WB will be on their 3rd remake of the HP films then, so maybe they'll listen to you then....
(Not.)
Honestly, Harry and Hermione ARE destiny. Is there really any other girl Harry cares about MORE then Hermione?! No! Harry would always chooser Hermione over Ginny! It's obvious! So, IF ron and hermoine end up together that means Harry will basically ahve to die or end up with no one.
duh
dude, is this idiot still keeping this thing up? jeez! what somebody needs to do is actually point out the fact that almost ALL of the signatures are people making fun of you. second, a good portion of the signatures are just you making fun of the sensible people who are making fun of you.
ban the delusionals
support book seven
ps, the word you are searching for is 'boycott,' not 'ban' you moron.
Ok, that's the last straw. YOu know what, snowy? Just because BRITANNIA said that we petition signers shouldn't insult you doesn't mean you got the power to insult ppl who just want to say what's in mind! Of all the nerve! I wouldn't be telling you this if you weren't this fricking rude!
I also think this petition is a waste of time. I mean, this petition isn't going to change JKR's decision in the book or land snowy in jail or something that you R/Hr shippers want to do. And cussing at other ppl??? THis is DELUSIONAL!!!!
I respect your attempts to petition, but I don't understand how you can possibly think that Harry and Hermione will eventually get together. If you have any doubts about Hermione and Ron, I think you need to go back and READ AGAIN. And sorry, but I don't think there's any way that you're going to ban book 7. Why on Earth would J.K. Rowling even consider your opinions? She made millions from her books and movies, and just because a few people want to ban the last book in her series doesn't mean it's going to happen.
"7538 snowy
Ah, the Gray Bitch is back I see. As for my deleting your posts, that's total bullshit. I haven't deleted ONE SINGLE signature from this petition, as I, unlike you and your fellow delusional R/Hr shippers, do not believe in censorship.
News flash - hate to break it to you, but I did not *make up* the interview with Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7"
This is your post from farther on down the page. I have a screenshot, so don't bother trying to delete it. If you don't support censorship, then how can you want to ban book 7? In case you didn't know, banning books is the most infamous and egregious form of censorship. Duh.
Snowy, I realize that you've probably heard all of what I'm about to say before, but I think I should reinforce it.
1) If you are going to "ban" book 7, why exactly does it matter how many H/Hr fans there are? I mean, if you're going to ban the book, it won't be going on sale at all, so neither H/Hr fans nor R/Hr fans would be buying it. Or did you confuse the words "ban" and "boycott"? Just goes to show how little credibility you have.
2) After book 7, there won't be anymore HP publications, moron. Scholastic and Bloomsbury won't have to reconsider anything because there won't be anything to reconsider.
3) Again you say that you don't believe a word of the interview. So you don't believe that Jo said, "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione"? And you also don't believe that she laughed at the term delusional, is that right?
If you didn't delete all my posts, Snowy, why is it that I've gone back to read previous posts, my name is nowhere, yet people reply to the posts I've never made?
you know it really feels good to feel this smart, which is easy to do whilst reading the kind of crap otter snow and all the other delusional h/hr shippers think.it actually makes me wonder about the future of the human race. its not going to be nuclear war that kills us in the end, itll be hearing stuff like this...it is SOOO boring just GET OVER IT F***WIT!!!
Dear Warner Bros,
We would like H/hr to happen because they are destined for each other. We would also like Draco/Hedwig, Ron/Dumbledore's carcass, and Snape/Mark Evans among others. Oh, and we shall not forget the most important of all:
McGonagall/Winky.
Come on Bros! We want some girl-on-elf action!
Sincerely,
Snowy/Sanity shipper
P.S. WE WANT NEVILLE/QUEEN ELIZABETH SMUT!