The only reason you have 7750 is because youre such an idiot.
And FYI, a million signatures? Are you THAT much of a retard? And you have the gaul to call OTHER people losers? Oh you suck at life
Thanks to everyone for signing! As the new year dawns and we pass the 7,750 mark, I'd like everyone to bow their heads for a silent moment of prayer.
With God's help, we shall prevail! Thank you everyone for your support.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
Honestly....IT WAS A JOKE!!! ANd if you are too immature to accept the fact that Harry and Hermione will never get together, then go home and burn your HP books. Because this is a load of crap. And banning Book 7 will get you absolutely NOWHERE. Also, thank you for calling Ron/Hermione shippers delusional after you get comepletely pissed off at being called that. What the hell is wrong with you???
what the hell this is retarded i am a H/Hr shipper but still i wanna read book 7 c'mon and pls ppl stop posting crap that just is all cuss words u retards
what the hell this is retarded i am a H/Hr shipper but still i wanna read book 7 c'mon and pls ppl stop posting crap that just is all cuss words u retards
Oh you real sad-acts. You bunch of pathetic nobodies. Its her book, not yours, and she can do whatever the fuck she likes. Just because a bunch of 'delusional' (yes i used it, fight the power) children cant distinguish reality from a BOOK, she has to change the thing she has been working on for almost 10 years? If harry and hermione dont get together (which they wont, because if anyone its clearly ron and hermione) how does that affect you? its NOT REAL. Just because you dont realise that you WILL one day find love, you have to live out fantasies that you think will never come true to you through a fictional character. Also, millions is pushing it, millions of people wont not buy the book because it isnt your happy ending. Grow up. How the hell are you the only true harry potter fans? if anything youre just the only people dumb enough to think that a bunch of loner, social rejects can change something that is out of their hands. I wont visit your site, because you are a retard. why should she apologise for saying, yes its ron and hermione, its the TRUTH. How can your whole life hang on the decision of who Emma Watson gets to kiss in the seventh movie.
If anything you people are the nazis, get a life and grow up. Theyre the actors whether you like it or not, i guess youre just gonna hafta be the 'bigger' people and let your beloved franchise go, because you cant stand to see the way its going. I wont miss you, and hell, i bet JK would have a nice laugh about it
actually..i think this is stupid and u guys are acting a lil paranoid. Harry and Hermione seem to have a "relationship" but it's more of a brother sister thing dont u think? yea she cares about him and all but why do you think that hermione will be jealous of Ron and lavender and why do you think that ron would be jealous of Krum and hermione.. DING! they're in love..fools doh wanna admit it though ..lol..dontk now why. maybe thats just the way it is..they might admit it in the seventh book.
bloody hell 7718 thats almost as bad as the shit otter snow keeps sayin. you should both be ashamed of yourselves!
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
A riddle...
First think of a by who loves to eat.
Who has red hair and rather large feet.
Now think of a word that connects words to a pair.
That add things to others and makes words share.
Now think of a girl who has a big brain.
Who likes homework and thinks Malfoy is insane:).
String them together, what do you get?
Love.
First, a riddle for ye...
First think of a boy who loves to eat.
Who has red hair and large feet.
Now think of a word that strings things into pairs.
A word that connects and shares.
Now think of a girl who has a big brain,
Who loves homework and is very sane :)
String them together, what do you get?
Love.
dragonfly, I'm really really really frightened for the future of the human race, and I'm sorry if you started reading that messed post. (you'll know if you did.) Your only hope for sanity, I fear, is to skip it entirely and hope for the best. Below it is my post, which I hope you read.
--fairygrrl
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
"What d'ya mean take a look?" chimes in the mother.
"I mean... I'll take a look."
"Fuck you prick. I worked my ass off on this bit; act enthusiastic or else I'm afraid I'm going to have to chop off your dick."
The talent agent grasps his cock with one hand, concealed beneath his desk.
"Then what?" he says in a heavy breath, increasing the pace of his hand underneath the desk.
"Why then I'll have to drink the blood out of the gaping hole I left."
"Mmm. Then what?"
"I'll suck ever last drop of cum out of your organ."
The desk begins to rise.
"Yes yes. Go on" he urges her.
"Then I'll wipe you off and let you know it was all in good fun".
The desk plops back down to its stationary position. The agent's smile droops to a look of stark dismay.
"Fucking cunt."
He ascends from his chair, pants and drawers wrapped tightly around his ankles, his flaccid member oozing a green concoction. The cock begins to swivel back and forth; tumorous lumps begin to crop up.
The family members watch in awe as the hardened member begins to boil more and more. The child farthest to the right shits his pants in fear... the mixture seeps on to the floor as the father, an impulsive maniac, begins to cum in the fresh
What is life, that is so precious to waste on a sponge?
Where have all the good cakes gone, so that they may betray thee in Good Faith?
~~~~~~~~~~
sup, dragonfly. post! :D leave me a note in spelled-out gnommish, if you would be so kind, plzkthnx.
example: crab triangle!
Eggs in chili, so that there may be no doubt.
-fairygrrl
WHt shiould i wirty?
HERMY/GRAWP for evah!
I would like to thank all of you who have been there for me in this difficult period of time in my life. I would like to thank Joe, Greg, and Apple personally. You guys rock!
I would Also like to thank our President for letting us use the Internets. (note the plural)
Support Book 7 plzkthnx.
WHt shiould i wirty?
HERMY/GRAWP for evah!
I would like to thank all of you who have been there for me in this difficult period of time in my life. I would like to thank Joe, Greg, and Apple perso
ok, i know this petition is stupid, but u shouldn't call ANYONE gay. i'm straight myself, but that really offended me. and we should all just shut up about this dumbass petition anyway. alrightie that's all i have to say :-*
You know, this is really sad. I am not a H/Hr shipper- in fact, I actually enjoy the books instead of obsessing over the romance of fictional characters. Snowy, just stop this petition now. Please. As for everyone who signs this, you are basically supporting it. STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS!
Hey I'm all for H/Hr but HBP has got some anvil sized R/Hr. Just face the facts. I have. R/Hr will dominate H/Hr. I'm signing this purely out of pity for you guys who can' accept it.
Actually, I'm not a H/Hr shipper, and i never have been. But i thought this was funny so i signed it.
GOOD LUCK,DELUSIONAL PEOPLES
(sorry, that's mean... but it's the truth.)
I DON'T support this, ok dudes, Harry/Hermione will NEVER HAPPEN let me repeat NEVER HAPPEN!!! It's Ron and Hermione, FACE IT! JKR has even said '"Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione. I do feel that I have dropped heavy hints. ANVIL-sized, actually, hints, prior to this point. I certainly think even if subtle clues hadn't been picked up by the end of “Azkaban,” that by the time we hit Krum in Goblet..."'
wow u r a fuckin retard cant u just frickin' grow up i cant believe some people are still upset over dis h/hr shit.
Y CANT U C ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN?! JUST GET OVER IT!!
I read through this petition, and I must say, this is the most ridiculous thing ever! I must admit that I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but this is just unbeleivable! Why are you getting so upset about the love lives of fictional characters?! Just because of who you want to be together, doesn't mean JK will change what she has planned. Just because of a relationship that doesn't go your way, doesn't mean that fans won't buy the seventh book. True fans will buy the book because they trust in what JK does.
um...otter snow...you see post 7655, its you whos obsessed about the *FICTIONAL* characters love lives. we are here just to make fun of the asshole that you are. delusional dickwad.
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
Otter Snow,ur a loser,I ain't signing this stupid petition anymore,JKR didnt even call us delusional and I really want to see what happens in book seven.You called us losers!Honestly,its her book!they are just fictional characters.Don't listen to Snowy!Stop signing this petition!it is the most crazy thinjg I've ever heatd of
I would like to apologize for being such a fucking cunt. I don't know what the fuck got into me. My mother is checking me into a mental health research develoment company tommorrow. I'M SO SORRY!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
To the Dark Otter: I know I will be dead long before you read this but
I want you know that it is I who sunk your ship. I have stolen the real Harmony ship and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match you will be mental once more.
RAB
To the Dark Otter: I know I will be dead long before you read this but
I want you know that it is I who sunk your ship. I have stolen the real Harmony ship and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match you will be mental once more.
RAB
To the Dark Otter: I know I will be dead long before you read this but
I want you know that it is I who sunk your ship. I have stolen the real Harmony ship and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match you will be mental once more.
RAB
This petition is a piece of crap! and whoever wrote it can't spell for beans! Long Live Harry and Ginny! Long Live Ron and Hermione! Down with the Dark Lord!
Oh no. JKR is going to sell 7,000 fewer books.
The fact that you would turn so viciously on her just shows that you weren't really a fan all along. You didn't care about the books, you only cared about your ship, which is no way to enjoy literature.
Basically what I've saying is "get over it."
Yes, well, before all you Harmony shippers start flaming people here, let me just say that I, for one, don't think that all H/Hr shippers are delusional. No, a lot are actually really nice people and they've already accepted canon. But then for the people who haven’t accepted canon yet…Well…
Come on, people; JKR wrote the books, she planned the story; she made the Harry Potter universe. As much as shippers want their respective ships to succeed, it's ultimately JKR who gets the last say on the matter. And you can't really question the person who made the story; if not for her, there would be no ships--and no characters to pair up--in the first place. So please no lampooning JK.
Honestly, the "boycotting the seventh book" thing. Please bear in mind that, however you shippers might disagree, relationships are only a Subplot; instead of flame wars, let's try and focus on the main story here, people: Harry vs. Voldemort.
Also, a lot of people are also dedicated fans; just because they don't have a rabid devotion to various ships doesn't mean that they aren't fans of the HP books.
To sum things up, we can't really force the author to bend the story so that shippers' desires can be accommodated. Please bear in mind that we're only reading the novels, not writing them.
omg you are getting soooooo near to your goal... 7681 out of 1,000,000? only nine hundred and ninety two thousand, three hundred and nineteen to go. you'll get there in at least 10 years if you GET A LIFE!!!!!
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
I'm sorry but I do not support this. I swear this utter stupidity. Get over it, JKR is the writer so she gets to write what she wants to.
Now if you wrote the series, I guess it would be a different story. But hey, it isn't.
Also, I think by saying 'BAN BOOK 7' and she did, you would have millions and millions of people hunting you down with pitchforks.
Personally I dont have a pitchfork but I'm sure I can borrow one.
Seriously, get over it. Hermione and Harry are not going to happen.
Omg yall are reallt stupid. You can't honestlty think that a petition crap like this would change people dang minds? YOUR WRONG! Let JK do the writing and you do the reading. If you dont like it, then i suggest you dont read it, okay!?!? Just deal with it this petition is stupid and anyone who supports this is no harry potter fan, cuz if you dont support JK, then you dont support Harry Potter!
OMG!! I luv Harry Potter and all, BUT ITS A BOOK FOR THE LOVE OF GILDEROY LOCKHEART! Things happn 4 a reesen, and you guys cant change that, evn with this comepletly poopy petition. LONG LIVE RON AND HERMIONE'S EVRLASTING LOVE!!!
Go to www.petitonspot.com/petit ion/G.R.O.S.S
Yes, i Read what you wrot on #7656, but i would like to say to anyone who really feels this was and would create this petition, JKR WRITES HER OWN BOOKS AND SHE'S BEEN DOING A GOOD OB AND NOTHING U SAY IS GOING TO STOP THAT.
The personalities of Harry and Hermoine don't suit to each other. The fact that there actually are any H/Hr shippers only explains the high divorce rates. If one is so delusional how could he possibly find a spouse that suits him and vice versa in the first place?
you people are frickin' idiots......do you really think that you are going to stay away from the movies and the books?
it's sort of pointless to have this petition too...you're turning it into a forum...do you notice that? I really hope that you do.
this petition is really a sad spectacle. peole are only signing it to make fun of you guys.....no one's going to give up the books and the movie just because they are mad....you can try, but you will not succeed. lol. we really don't care if you do this, but you're missing out. lol. They are good books and you people are over reacting to the simple fact that you can't rewrite the books. lol. just live with it
~Erika Lynne~
'Nazi actor Ralph Fiennes'?!!?
What brand of crazy are you taking?
He performed a role in 'Schindler's List', oh delusional one - he isn't a real Nazi! He is one of the best actors currently working in the profession... oh, which is probably why you got confused between his playing a part and being a real person too...
Oh, wait. I'm being rational. I see that has no place here...
Cheers.
Do you HONESTLY think that Harry and Hermione are suited to each other? I mean, christ, its things like this that make me lose all faith in human nature. I would just like to quote an anonymous someone with a good sense of humour on this issue,
"Oh, good Lord. They are slain, and yet they remain upright, walking slowly and moaning for brains...yes, friends, it's the H/H Zombie fen. They're dead, but they won't stay buried. They'd probably think that's a compliment, but they're no Second Coming. They're Plan Nine from Outer Space."
I rest my case.
I do not support this petition. It is pointless. There is no way any person can get JKR to change her mind. What i want to know...is why everyone thinks they can change her position on the matter. SHE IS THE FREAKING AUTHOR OF THE SERIES!!!!! No one can make her change it unless they have her at gunpoint, and i am pretty sure that before she sends it to the editors for publishing.. she would change it...You are D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L if you think that this stupid little petition will help win your case. It won't.
R/Hr shippers won!!!
H/Hr shippers lost!!!
GET OVER IT!!!
OMG HARRY AND HERMIONE AREN'T TOGETHER!!! THE FAKE GASPS!! THE HORROR!!!
This is the most stupid petition ever! I mean J.K Rowling is writing it not you, don't like it, don't read it. To fake stuff just to get a rise out of people, you must have no life whatsoever. And the rest of you who are replying to this and making comments such as "Loser" or stupid songs like, "Fuck you Hard" Are retarded, if you are against the stupid Petition say something that pertains to the petition. I am a Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron shipper but if Harry/Hermione got together I wouldn't throw a fit, Delusional is not that bad of an insult, infact it's not even offending, now the C-word or something like that is offending but to get in a tizzy over Delusional is stupid. Some may think it's harsh but in reality it's not.
Of course this is coming from a person who is rarely offended.
Please find something better to do with you're life.
This is seriously retarded.And so are you.Why are you gonna ban book seven?YOU ARE GAY!Hermione and Harry are just fictional characters!DUH!GET A LIFE STUPID!
JKR: Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional. I am however, going to say — now I am trusting both of you to do the spoiler thing when you write this up —
I really think you are an idiot Snowy,I mean honestly,ban book seven!Its JkR book,she can write what she wants.Harry and Hermione are fictional characters.Obviously,you have no brain or life at all Otter Snow.And as you see JKR never called us delusional,it was Emerson and it was just a joke!I really think Emerson has a great sense of humor and his site is awesome!He doesn't waste his time like you do!
ps-if you ever do get one million signatures,I'm si going to come there and strangle you.
XD get over it, and anyway, when did Herons ever push it in Harmonian's face, actually, I myself was a H/Hr shipper, that is until the sixth came out, and I can't believe you are all acting so childisly! For Jk's sake she dropped HUMUNGO hints!
7677 is using polyjuice potion! omg omg ! lol
HARRY POTTER + GINNY WEASLEY
RON WEASLEY + HERMIONE GRANGER
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER
AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER
SUPPORT BOOK 7!
yup,STILL the same dilusional freaks on herre tellin us to fuck ourselves for tellin them they're retarded...
go suck garden gnome ass snowy!!!!
HARRY POTTER + GINNY WEASLEY
RON WEASLEY +
HERMIONE GRANGER
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER
This is getting old, you guys. All right, so I WAS faking all these petitions. Yeah, and I DID fake the Matt Damon interview. I'M SORRY, alright? I was just bored and I wanted to see how much HP fans get so impassioned and infuriated. I guess a lot. I never thought I'd get Emerson's attention at MuggleNet but hey, at that time I thought the more publicity I get the funnier. I am NOT a retard, just another fan who's bored. I mean we won't get that much excitement until 2007. Forgive a person for trying to liven things up a bit.
So just to clear things up:
1. I am a troll.
2. I'm happy with the way things are in the HP world.
3. YES, I am a R/Hr shipper (surprise, surprise!)
4. JK Rowling is a truly talented author.
5. I love Harry Potter just as much as you do, maybe even more.
So I APOLOGIZE. You are not losers, nor should we boycott Warner Brothers. And yes THIS IS THE REAL ME, not some impersonator. If another 'snowy' comes up and posts and cusses in response to this, IT'S NOT ME. Alright? It's getting really old. The jig is up.
'Til the next trolling!
Happy trails,
Snowy
SORRY
um, dude, u are retarded, mental, and need to be locked up in asylum for crazee people. stop obsessing over nothing and go chain yourself up. sorry, but the truth hurts, i know.
HARRY AND HERMIONE BELONG TOGETHER SO SHUT UP ALL U REAL DELUSIONAL PEOPLE!!!!!
but i do like Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe so i think those petitions are retarded.
IF HERMIONE MARRIES HARRY THEY WILL HAVE THE SAME INITIALS!!!!
THEY WILL BE TOGETHER AS ONE FOREVER U JUST WAIT!!!!
You are such an idiot. Get a life and stop obsessing over the relationship of two fictional characters. Obviosly you are trying to make up for the lameness in your own life.
Wow u r such an idiot! And everyone knows even though u say you'll ban book 7 that u won't. theres 2 much suspense! y do u even care if Harry isn't w/ Hermione?
