Lupin - once AGAIN, Ron and Hermione have NEVER been together in the BOOKS. So what's your idea of a "sign of love?" Sending birds to peck Ron's eyes out? You sick fuck.
despot - kindly leave my petitions (ALL of them). You're nothing but a fucking troll, try getting a life, asshole.
Emmi - the only thing disgusting is looking to see what's under your dress, you filthy whore. Here's a thought: GO FUCK YOURSELF, SKANK.
Im reading book 7 nothing you will say can change that - So you wnat Ron and Ginny to get together. You R/Hr shippers are fucking freaks, you disgust me. You also disgust Jo Rowling with your fucked up fantasies. Kindly leave HP fandom, you're not needed.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
As much as I would have liked Harry and Hermione to get together, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Please, let go of this childish obsession, before you become mentally-unstable, disillusioned fools. J.K Rowling will NEVER change her mind, and even if she did, what about Ron and Ginny? What would they do, go out with each other? You sickos, I bet that's your plan; you just wanna see some sweet incest huh? Well see this: You're a bunch of fucking idiots go and get a life! And in case I haven't already made it painfully obvious enough, I do not support this petition, I am merely signing as a means of shattering your purile fantasies. Goodnight.
Oh, but watching this petition is like watching a train wreck. It's disgusting, but you just have to look.
Plus, watching your credibility dwindle a little more every day is kind of fun.
Here's a thought: instead of resorting to elementary-school name calling, why don't you provide us with specific evidence--I'm talking quotes, scenes, and page numbers--to show us why we should believe your cause. I can tell you now that there won't be much of it--but it still works better than being giving a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad impression of H/H shippers everywhere.
I mst say we have to say the same thing to YOU. YOU have to deal with it, snowy. JKR is never going to change her mind. Harry and Hermione never showed any sign of love throughout all these years. ROn and Hermione did.
1. R+H spend their vacations alone
2.R was jealous about H w/ Krum
3. R was upset when H wasnt going to visit him in the hospital wing in 6
4. R was stroking H's hair during D's funeral
5.U should just write a fanfic if u r so darn tired of Hr/R
6....
Levi3o4 - As an idiot, you have every right to go fuck yourself, just as soon as you pull your head out of Emerson's ass.
WeasleyIsOurKing... and Hermione's too - go fuck yourself, shit for brains. Mony Python quotes are sooooo old...
mcnixter_92 - pure rubbish, NOWHERE in the books does it state that Harry and Hermione "have a brother sister relationship," you delusional R/Hr fuck.
Hailey - I sugges you get outside to the REAL world, and stop wasting your time siging petitions you don't agree with, bitchbot.
Popo - Your mama fucks cows.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
Obviously you ARE delusional, if you thought the entire point of the HP books was a relationship between H/Hr, and if you see no point in reading the last book due to its lack of romance between the two /platonic/ friends. Everything JKR said was justified. If you feel the need for all of this rebelling you really need to sort out your priorities.
its clear that now you see defeat is inevitable, you feel the need to sign your own petition, just to keep believing that SOMEONE agrees with you.
i pity you...
LOSER
DEAL WITH IT
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
Although you claim to be a true fan of the Harry Potter series, you clearly are not. You are refusing to read book seven just because your ship sank!
J.K. Rowling never called you delusional, but I sure as Hell will. Anyone who has read the books and has a brain know that it is Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny.
Please develop more brain cells.
Might I comment how Ironic it is that only one person on this page supports this petition? Dude Snowy, you're taking this way too far...I think you obsess about H/Hr because of the lack of love in your life, so you get upset when the book turns out a different way then you want it too. Also, remind me that it's a flippin book!!! So you want H/Hr to be together? Go create a Sims Family....then make htem fall in love!!!! Idiot.
To bad those anvils didn't kill you, you know, it's really quite comical how you keep coming back after so many anvils, kind of like Wile E. Coyote. It's amazing, in the whole of the Harmony shippers, there is not one person who seems to know about the psycology between two kids that like each other.
You are sick and should have a stick stuck up in your hole. Do you have anything else better to do? Yes, i can't wait to see how long you'll have to wait for the ONE MILLION signature goal.. how much is it now? 7816... bother... bother...
Won't you talking about BANNING BOOK 7? Well, with you alone not reading the book won't affect the sales rate of people like us who's still sane.
You ought to dig a grave beside your mom's grave and die a horrible death and raped by mad cows.
Fuck off.
I think you're all just a little bit too obsessed with this. I suggest going outside to the REAL world, getting some fresh air and realizing the relationships between fictional characters, will NOT destroy the world. I would also like to say that if you think you know better than J.K. Rowling, the author who created the characters you love you should write your own books, I mean you MUST know what is better for the series, seeing that you did create Harry and Hermione... OH WAIT! YOU DIDN'T!
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!! I swear to god, "As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series"...wtf is that, you jackasshoebagmotherfucker s!!!!!! Obviously you are not the harry potter fans! True hp fans SUPPORT what goes on in te books and true hp fans worship JK like the goddess she is!!! WE, meaning the TRUE hp potter fans,would like to apploud ur attempt to demand things from the best author in the entire world. JK does not deserve u skanks critizing her beautiful work. U r inconsiderate losers and u should not ever ever ever be considered a harry potter fan.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!! I swear to god, "As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series"...wtf is that, you jackasshoebagmotherfucker s!!!!!! Obviously you are not the harry potter fans! True hp fans SUPPORT what goes on in te books and true hp fans worship JK like the goddess she is!!! WE, meaning the TRUE hp potter fans,would like to apploud ur attempt to demand things from the best author in the entire world. JK does not deserve u skanks critizing her beautiful work. U r inconsiderate losers and u should not ever ever ever be considered a harry potter fan.
well snowy are you even old enough to know what a petition is? i think it's someone's naptime. First of all Harry and Hermione have a brother sister relationship so they would have incestial hick babies. Ron and Hermione all the way they actually have sexual tension.
here's my signature,
snowy is a incestial fag
My goal is a simple one; all I have to do is to Kill the Potter kid and you idiots would have a life!
H/Hr, make s me sick to my stomach. Although, anything dealing with Potter makes me sick to my stomach, and i happen to know thatI will end up kiling Potter in the End,when the book comes out, whenit isn't being stalled by a a stupid Otter that should be in hibernation right now. Youhave it all wrong, those who choose to follow me and Death Eaters are true POtter fans. Just give up..how many of these signatures are because they don't like this petition. Those who agree, bitches!
I support this petition. (or course or I would'nt sign... ^_~ )
Though I love HarryGinny, I still wish Hermione would fall for Harry too. 2 lovers is better than one! XD
This is crazy. I am a true Harry and Hermione shipper, but you are taking this way to far! ITS JKR`S BOOKS NOT YOURS! You have no right to critizie her, I don`t believe you were the genius who came up with the world of Harry Potter. And the movies, they cant be perfect!
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The idiocy of patheitic people like you "Harmonians" never ceases to amaze me. MOVE ON!! GET OBSESSED WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL ACTUALLY HAPPEN!! Not that I don't feel sorry for you... but I must say you really should've seen Ron/Hermione coming. Also, just speaking to
"snowy" profanity is NEVER necessary, especially if you're trying to make people think you're right... because you're not... but anyway, it just makes people realize that you are despartate to make people believe you and, best of all, that you are..... da da da da!!! DELUSIONAL!!!!! oh burn! *don't make me snap ma fingers in a Z fo'mation, yo!* and in conclusion, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! SHMEH!! (WATCH MONTY PYTHON PEOPLES!)
Sincerely,
Weasley Is Our King... and Hermione's too
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Snowy, Emerson wasn't laughing at racism or slavery. He was laughing at the comparison between something as tragic as massive suffering and something as frivolous as a 'shipping war. I'm Jewish, and my ancestors faced slavery, hate and pogroms, so I have every right to say that it was the comparison between slavery and shipping that was horribly racistic.
!fairygrrl - speak for yourself, fuckflick. You and all your dumbass R/Hr friends my be losers, but I and every other logically thinking person certainly aren't.
As for answering your question "properly," you didn't bother to ask one, moron.
PS: If you feel so inclined, please fuck yourself.
Fred the loser - Actually, what Emerson posted was a very insulting picture, all made up by his faggoty self, so get your facts straight, fuckwad. And you weren't "simply making a point," you asked a fucking question.
Pure idiocy...
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
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Ho, dragonfly! I totally agree with you in your 7771 post. I love the Ender one. Hehe. :D Sorry, I am too lazy right now to do gnommish. I apologize profusely. Tata!
To snowy, regarding post 7761:
Dude. I know I'm a loser. We on planet Earth are ALL losers. That comes with being human.
What I wanted was an answer to my questin, not a would-be insult trying to sound like an answer. You can insult me as much as you like; I daresay you have insulted far too many people for your words to have any real consequence anymore, though you are welcome to try.
If you feel so inclined, please answer properly.
P.S. I think you and your english teacher might want to have a little chat about your word choice skills. You seem to be using the word "fuck" in almost every sentence. Talk to your teacher about possible synonyms, for we all know that repeating words too often makes the reader lose interest--possibly even respect--for the author. Just a tip. :D
I don't support this petition one bit. I just thought I would take some time to let you all know that you're wasting yours. I could care less who gets with who in the book. It's however JK writes it, and that's the finality of it. So what if Harry and Hermione didn't get together? Grow up, honestly! If only the entire world was filled with such petty complaints...
How about taking the time to enjoy the book? Or have you fogotten how to do that?
Also, I think you all have forgotten about a silly little thing called Freedom Of Speech? JK Rowling, Emerson, and whoever else, can say whatever they wish, and laugh at whatever they want. I find humor in this, wanna sue me? I can't wait!
What do you do when kids in the park laugh at your expense? Sue them? lol...
Ahh.. you all enjoy your asinine petition ... doesn't look like you can send it, though, as the majority seem to be Against it. But have fun, nonetheless!!
Actually, what Emerson posted was a quote, you dim-witted jackass.
And did I say that that was what the petition was about? No. I was simply making a point.
Although, this petition would make more sense if it was about personal beliefs, as opposed to being about a bunch of sexually deprived twats throwing, as Anne said, an incredibly immature temper tantrum due to the fact that Harry won't shag Hermione. The evidence has been very clear for several books that their relationship was simply platonic. If you ere the "true" fans you claim to be, then you would have picked up on that instead of wasting your time jerking off over mental pictures of Harry and Hermione.
Fred Fuckmeister - go suck your boyfriend's balls, you gay ass fuck.
Why do people refer to H/Hr shipping as "personal beliefs?" Who the fuck cares? That's not what this petition is about, so you can take your lame ass question and shove it up your stupid ass.
As for the slavery comparison, that was fanboy Emerson, who apparently thinks American slavery is a joke, the racist bastard.
LSOERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
snowy, how about you go finger yourself up the ass, dickwad?
why do people refer to H/Hr shipping as "personal beliefs"? It's not a religion, and if you fuckwits are taking it as such then you're even more stupid then I thought. I heard somebody comparing the H/Hr shippers being called 'delusional' to slavery in America's history. Ridiculous. If you people are so fucking obsessed with Harry and Hermione that you are actually trying to stop people being able to read Harry Potter the way it was intended, then maybe you should try getting out of the fucking house once and a while and getting yourself a life, maybe get yourself laid so you don't have to live your fucked up fantasies through fictional characters. Fucking morons.
You can't try and ban book seven because YOU don't like the plot. That's just selfish and immature. J.K Rowling said "Yes we do now know it's Ron and Hermione," because guess what? She's chosen to put Ron and Hermione together. That's her choice (which I personally agree with.) You can't make her apologize for stating a fact which she has made clear in books 4, 5 and 6. J.K. Rowling writes the books, not you! It is up to her, and her alone, to decide what happens. I'm not insulting all H/Hr shippers, but if someone supports a ship they should not try and ban book seven because there ship has sunk. That's like a toddler throwing a tantrum because he/she does not get his/her own way. May I also point out that of your 7763 signatures, most are made by people like me saying how stupid and immature this petition is. You are not delusional for your personal beliefs, but delusional to go to the extent of banning book seven because you did not get your way. Again, J.K. Rowling is the author! Not you! She is a millionaire and a genius, not you! Therefore you should give up acting like a spoilt toddler and get a life!
We, the undersigned, hereby petition George Lucas, author of the Star Wars series, to immediately apologize for his remarks in particular the following words:
"Yes, we do now know that it's Han and Leia."
In addition, we strongly DEMAND that George Lucas apologize for laughing at the term "delusional," as it was applied to the millions of Luke/Leia shippers throughout the world.
We also petition George Lucas to rectify the situation in Movie 6, clearing up any questions the few Han/Leia shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the STar Wars, that of Luke and Leia.
Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Movie 6 when it comes out. As the millions of Luke/Leia shippers are the only "true" fans of the Star Wars series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly Hollywood to reconsider any future Star Wars movies.
FUCKING HELL NO! I dont support this goddamned petition! What are you saying about banning book 7?!??!?! Fucking IDIOTS! I mean out of how many people you are, you
are nothing compared to the harry-draco shippers! True harry potter fans huh?? If you really are a true
'harry potter' fancLub, then you wouldnt be doing this stupid petition! SCREW YOU people who supported this dumb harry-hermione! Hermione?? eeeeewww... cmon! Geekness! Draco?? Hot, debonair and sexy as hell! >:) People like you are obsessed and have no lives at all. You can't blam JK Rowling bec. she was the one who created harry potter and if she says that ron is for hermione, he is! dont criticize JK for the book and dont ban bOok 7! Well actually nobody cares about you guys doing this petition but no matter what you guys will be doing, people will still buy HP BOOK 7 without ur pathetic little petition! Fuck you aLL!!!!!! This petition is a scam and a lot of shit! forget this damned petition and get on with your damned life! You guys have the gall to do this petition. Well let me tell out of 7759 votes wont get you anywhere coz there are 400,00,000 people out there who wants to buy the book and dont care about this petition! You people need to get a life! >:P
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Well, I hate to have to sign this to comment on it, but I guess I do. You people are pathetic. JKR has made her feelings clear on the matter, and quite frankly, your opinions don't matter. It is her story. I don't know whether you people are the product of centuries of inbreeding, or possibly you've developed stupidity throughout the course of your life. Whichever it may be, you ARE delusional. And who are you to demand that she do anything? I see 7756 signatures, many of which I'm sure are people signing repeatedly (and dozens of people seem to be posting complete bull). And also just from glimpsing I've seen that some of them are telling you how ridiculous and... here comes the word again... delusional you really are. Less that 7756 people out of over 250,000,000 readers over 200 countries and over 60 languages? That's pathetic. If all of you stopped buying at once, you're still not going to make a dent. JKR should not apologise, anyway. If it was me, I would have laughed my ass off at you people, and I'd most likely insult you relatively constantly if ever I saw something like this. Perhaps there are some H/Hr shippers that are willing to give up Harry Potter due to a deluded and immature obsession, but the majority are not. If you are... well then, that just goes to show how moronic you really are. Here is an interesting quote: 'the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series'. If you were true fans, then you wouldn't suggest ridiculous things like "banning" book 7. You see, you are fans of two characters, not the books. If you were fans of the books, you'd read them whether your adolscent sexual fantasies concerning Harry and Hermione were fulfilled or not. Personally, I'd love it if Hermione and Draco hooked up, but it's not going to happen. I was unhappy when Sirius
Just a question, snowy, about your signiture thing, "LOSERS/DEAL WITH IT/BAN BOOK 7". I'm not trying to be hostile, but what, exactly, are we supposed to be "dealing with"? How I see it, you are the one who needs to "deal with" anything, as we got exactly what we wanted: a great sixth book in the Harry Potter series. You are the only one who has anything to deal with, as you, apparently, are unsatisfied. There is nothing here for us to "deal with," as there is nothing in cannon for us to complain about. The only thing we have to deal with is you, and I daresay, if we had any problem dealing with that, we would have left this site.
So much for the "no hostility" thing, sorry.
Well. Not really.
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The only reason you have 7750 is because youre such an idiot.
And FYI, a million signatures? Are you THAT much of a retard? And you have the gaul to call OTHER people losers? Oh you suck at life
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Once again...It's a book. If she wants to get them to go out she can. She can get Get them to fucking kill each other if she wants. Your just mad because you probably cnt find love for yourself so you turn to books and when the book you like doesn't have love...you just lose it and go do something stupid...like write this petition. So instead of wasting your time(millions will still read the book) go and grasp whats left of your life and run with it. Dont ban Book 7 people! Ban this petition!!!
