Uh. No. I think someone needs a nap.

Are you insane!?! There's no way that you will be able to ban book 7. I do not in any way support this petition. And you actaully want jk rowling to apologise? for what?! Your pathetic. It's a god damn book. Get over it.

hi i made a petition! www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/nomoreyellowsnow plzthxbi

I do NOT support this petition!!!!! She is for RON and Harry is for GINNI since the beggining and HELLO it's not even real!

Do I need to spell it out for you? D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L. Capeesh? Good.

Are you crazy? How can you ask JKR to ban book 7? this is insane. I do not support this.

You people are stupid and insane! NO ONE will ban book 7 because you phsycos didn't get your way. And besides Harry was set up for Ginny and Hermionie was set up for Ron. How was R/Hr set up Ron was always jelous if Hermionie even looked like she liked someone elts and when Ron didnt ask Hermionie out for the yule ball Hermionie got upset. Also why H/Hr wouldn't work is they never where jelous of each other and teanagers that like each other are ALLWAYS jelous of each other i know that and i'm only 12! And you people call Emerson shallow ! You people need to find a better use of your time i say again NO ONE WILL BAN THE 6 BOOK BECAUSE YOU PHSYCOS DIDN'T GET YOUR WAY!!!

I DO NOT support this petition. Get a life. You think the world stops because a couple of fictional characters didn't end up together in a book? What's wrong with you people? Second, calling Ralph Fiennes a Nazi is disgusting. You are truly a vile individual. 2nd, h/Hr shippers aren't THAT big in number. Seriously, you need to get a life. I'm a H/Hr shipper (well, was). But I would NEVER EVER ban book 7 just because it didn't end up that way. Also, Dan, Rupert, and Emma are talented individuals. They kick butt. Seriously. You H/Hr shippers out there who have no respect need to shut up and get a life.

Ok first of all, what's wrong with you? Ban book 7 just because your delusions did not occur is stupid. the H/G shippers are in no way just a small part of the people who read this series. Second, saying that the only true fans of Harry Potter are those who support H/Hr is completely ludicrous. That's so hypocritical since you're saying that you would go as far as saying that book 7 should be banned if the so called misconceptions are not redeemed. You are far from being a true fan if you would stop reading the series just for that. I am a huge H/G supporter but even I know that the series is more than just that. Third, J.K Rowling wrote the books. How the hell do you want her to apologize for something that she created? You honestly think that you have the right to tell her what she should write just to make you happy? She created all of this and she has the right to take the story wherever whe wants. Besides I doubt J.K. Rowling cares about these things. She knows where her story is going and something like this won't change her mind. Lastly, why do you bother doing this? If you really did believe that it was going to be H/Hr then you wouldn't bother to do this. You'd just wait until the seventh book came out, since it would prove you right in the end. None of what was said in the interview would matter by then, since it would all be proven false. Furthermore, I suggest you get a life and stop trying to change good things. Well actually I personally found all of this hilarious. I can't believe what delusions will drive people to do. I hope you know that you're just providing humor for the H/G fans with this. So I guess this isn't a completely useless petition.

Dear Snowy, I wonder what right you have to say such things. I agree that you have your own opinion, and I respect that, but calling Ralph Fiennes a nazi is not going to gain you any creditability. Do you really expect that Jo will change her books to suit a small (yes, small) minority of fans. There are so many out there that just read the books and don't talk about it on the internet, so I really dont think that banning book 7 will do much good. People wonder how fundamentalist groups start up - watch this space!

I like Hermione because in my fanfic she takes it up the butt. w00t!

yes, it was me all along!!! i am the one who tries to banish the harry potter 7th book, why, because i hate the harry potter. im jealous that Harry potter has a girlfriend and i have nothing but to be a prostitute to up my self-esteem. i wish i could do a normal man but im also a hermafradite, and no one will do me but other women, so im gay aswell!!! but harry, harry only has a penis, look at me, i have both. the last time i fucked a guy, i had to pay the man to fuck me.

You're all being ridiculous. It's /her/ book. It's /her/ story. It's also not /her/ fault if your culture has degraded the lines between philia and eros so consummately that you can no longer tell and a co-ed relationship from romance.

Your MOM wants to ban book 7! What's your problem? So you're an overly devoted delusional H/Hrshipper... GET OVER IT! I myself am a die-hard Snape-is-good fan. If I am proven wrong in book 7 I don't plan to pawn off my HP collection. If you hate Rowling, keep it to yourself. If you hate the ending, write the books yourself and see if they sell half as well. Or here's a practical idea....... FAN-FICTION Write your own if you want the world to know what a delusional git you are and maybe then you'll be satisfied with your ending and then maybe you'd do the world a favor and SHUT UP and stop polluting the internet. Yeah, I called you delusional. So sue me already.

Why would you make such a loser petition about two characters that don't even exist? Do you worship Harry and Hermione? Are they your god and goddess? Your world pretty much revolves around TWO FICTIOUS CHARACTERS! GET A LIFE! GET SOME FRIEND! This is absolutlely THE saddest thing in the universe. Scratch that. Snowy is the absolute saddest thing in the universe. How pathetic....

If you puzzle this out snowy, you'll find the truth! E M E R S O N F O R E V E R "Stubidity hurts. I just cracked a rib I was laughing so hard" "There is nothing I could possibly say that could make this seem any more ridiculous." "Harry/Hermione shippers - delusional" -Emerson Spartz

To the petition creator - You are a a fucking moron. It's J.K. Rowling's book series, not yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. The idea that you and your little clique of dorks boycotting the book is laughable, you wouldn't even dent its' sales in the least, so by all means go right ahead. This is an ANTI-SIGN, I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PETITION, I AM AGAINST IT. I don't even read Harry Potter, I just had to see if this ridiculous horse shit was real. P.S. All of those other petitions you created (possibly under the influence of cocaine) are just as stupid and will do absolutely nothing to affect the outcome of the story.

Check out my petition if u think that Snowy is a retard! www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/harrypotterfansunit e

POSTING ON HERE, I'M/> SURPRISED THEY HAVEN'T BANNED YOU! YOU WAIT TILL I GET A HOLD OF YOU, I DONT SUPPOSE YOU STOPPED TO/> THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER AND I WENT THROUGH WHEN WE SAW ALL OF THESE BLOODY PETITIONS!ALL OF OUR FRIEDS ASKING QUESTIONS/> I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER WOULD DIE OF SHAME! WE DIDNT BRING YOU UP TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS-/> ABSOLUTELY/> DISGUSTED-YOU'VE MADE A MOCKERY OF THIS FAMILY! ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! AND IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF/> LINE WE'LL GROUND YOU FOR CENTURIES!

UO RULES

Three lives have i Gentle enough to soothe the skin Light enough to caress the sky Hard enough to crack the rocks. What am i?

Jonathan, the Julius Caesar/Brutus thing wasn't snowy, it was me! Hmph!

Snowy, you're still a pitiful excuse of an existing whatever the hell you are, with delusions of grandeur. GO EAT PIE SNOTWAD! PROUD MEMBER OF THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION AND THE FIGHT FOR SANITY! GET OVER IT, FUCKFACE!

You all,and whoever created this petition, is frankly, a total fucktard. Sorry to be harsh, but these are fake characters, and whoever lies in bed and cries that two characters from a book that is generally insignificant in your life (GENERALLY),is a total loser, this site as Emerson says, makes me "Lose faith in the human race. So I ask you now, delete this, and get an effing LIFE! BTW: to the creator of this petition: You're using GEOCITIES?? People stopped using geocities for sites a LONG time ago..then again, to create something like this, you must be around six years old.

you are RETARDED!!! IT'S A BOOK!!! THE CHARACTERS ARE FAKE!!! GET OVER IT!!! I AGREE WITH EMERSON. HARMONY SHIPPERS ARE DELUSIONAL!!!!!

wow...like I said in my other post,this petitions dont even work!So even if you do get 1,000,000 stupid signatures they're not gonna just let you ban book seven!Even if they did,do you know how many people would kill you includiong me?

Here, here!

yeah yeah snowy ok ill humour you when you think we are supposed to believe that sharon and you are different people. . . you go with that, retard... LOSER DEAL WITH IT RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!

I sign this petition with my virtual quill and ink, agreeing with every word. Other shippers have no right whatsoever to laugh at us because we believe in a ship that sails with love and respect, not "unresolved sexual tension"!

I support this petition. And whoevers impersonating me is just wasting their time. When will those idiot Heron shippers learn that IDGRA what they say as long as they're boosting my signature count. All you R/Hr hypocrites, your supporting this petition by signing whether you sign for it, against it, or impersonating me. God, when will you stupid people learn? Continue impersonating me for all I care, you're just helping this petition! LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7

Are you out of your fucking mind?? I pray that this was a joke...

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Of course I support this petition, I wrote it! I am really just a retard with nothing better to do. I love the idea of Ron and Hermione being together! JKR is a very talented author who knows exactly what she's doing and where she's going with these books. I know this petition is completly pointless. I apologize for any hard feelings against the Herons I might have fostered.I apoligize for being delusional on behalf of all of the Harmiones. Book 7 should not be banned, and it was a stupid thought. I'm sorry. If you can forgive me, I would greatly apprciate it. Please enter any comments you have to continue insulting my petition because I know you are absolutly right. Thank you and I apologize again.

I support this petition.

*Falls off computer chair laughing so hard* Man, this is great. I just have one thing to point out to you, Snowy Otter person, or whoever the heck you are: these are JK'S BOOKS, not yours. If you want Harry and Hermione to get together, WRITE FANFICTION like all the others. Stop acting like a five year old who doesn't get his/her way. I know several H/HR shippers that, upon reading the interview, gracefully concluded that they were wrong about the pairing. There was none of this petition-writing crap. Didn't anyone ever teach you about loyalty? Sincerely, J.K.'s woman, through and through (To sort of quote Book 6) P.S. Yes, I know that was more than one point; I got carried away. P.P.S. Is there an anti-Harry-and-Hermione-a re-destined-for-each-othe r petition? Thanks.

whatever snowy,these petitions dont even do anything anyways.theyre not going to let you just ban book seven just because ur ship isnt going excatly the way you planned!its her book retard!

!!!!!! is me too.

7996 acorn swirl dot flower river arrow Guess what? Acorn dot fish triangle hexagon dot dragonfly bluetooth dot acorn sword triangle leaf. ~Dragonfly

"Why, yes, Julius, I do. It's totally awesome, dude."

P.S. "Tee hee...I just love that song. Don't you, Brutus?"

"She's scared that I will take her away from there... Dreams that her country left with noone there... Mezmerize the simple-minded Propaganda leaves us blinded I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl..."--Hypnotize, System of a Down

mary--7996. You? snowy? EH??

to all who do not aprove of my exclamation pnts, this is for you. !!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11! !!!!!!!!!!1

That was Jenet, after we went down to have dinner.

Jenet Enough of this silliness. I like eggs in my chili (really). 7980 Jenet Very interesting about the sea cows, but what about the poor pitiful penguins? They work so hard just to have a chick. They've never even heard of cheese. And no one comes to strangle them. (not very often). Oh well, no one ever said life was fair. Did they? I'm sure someone must have said it. Alas. This makes no sense whatsoever. Don't even think about it. Is it you or Jenet?

"Tee hee hee, Brutus!"

Jenet 2--What?

I just knew someone would catch on eventually. Noone could suck that much at typing. Well, I take that back. There are probably plenty of people out there who really are like that. *sigh* Alas. Ah well. Don't fret too much, snowy. I don't love you either.

erikay defranke: r u Jenet? (after pumpkin woman)

Well I don't luv U, erika defranke. You write 2 many 1s after your exclamation points. God, what is it with your typing anyway?

heehee!!!!!(1) I know!! isn't it lovely?

Dude, erika defranke, you have got to stop writing 1's after your exclamation points. They do not add to your effect and succeed only in showing exactly how many supporters snowy has. Furthermore they make you look quite the idiot. love, mary

we do too!!!!!!!!1

Ve most certainly do NOT!

BAN BOOK 7 its gonna sux unless jkr gets her act togethr and apoligizes!!!!!!! she needs to see taht we;re right!!!!!!1 get this petition sent off, snowy!! we luv u!!!!!! luv erika

you guys are all crazy j.k. rowling writes great books of harry potter, so dont ban book 7 i bet its going to great just like all the harry potter books ive read wich are 1-6 # 7 did not come out yet! oh and i repeat you guys are crazy , ron and hermionie look great together just like harry and ginny , J.k. rowlings , HarryPOtters and Daniel Radcliffe 's number 1 fan !

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 aaaaaaaaand....42!!!

"Tee hee, Brutus. TEE HEE HEE!"

this is nt a stupid petition Saphire in the night!!!!!!!!!!1 it rox!!! go snowy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv erika

I know. What the fuck?? You are such a dumbass, and nobody likes you. DIE.

this is a stupid petition

omfg!!!!!1! what r peaple sayign on herre? its nt evn on topic anymore!!!!!!!!! we r supossed 2 b talkign bout ron and hermione!!!!!!!!!1 ppl r posting as grawp and stuff! games up. we all kno ur not grawp. grawp wouldnt be able 2 use a computer!!!! hes a friggen giant!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!! wtf!!

"Tee hee hee!!"

What is all this? Maybe Harry and Hermione will get together in some other probable reality. That's their business. Isn't it? I mean, all is well.

Enough of this silliness. I like eggs in my chili (really).

Very interesting about the sea cows, but what about the poor pitiful penguins? They work so hard just to have a chick. They've never even heard of cheese. And no one comes to strangle them. (not very often). Oh well, no one ever said life was fair. Did they? I'm sure someone must have said it. Alas. This makes no sense whatsoever. Don't even think about it.

Holy #@()^ pumpkin eater ate gigabytes and Caroline's Chocolate Frosting and of course cannoli for desert. And canned peaches. (THE PEECHES uv deth!) ANd et it in 1 BIG byte! YUM!!!!!!

FEED ME! FEED MEE, SEYMORE!!!

We remember pumpkin woman. She was stormy A party child Like Nature wanting.

Vat ees theees? Ees coo, no? Nwa unti doop savvy 1 2 3 4 No worries, mate. Nwarries, might. nwadfnGHI have died a fatal death. I have died a fatl fetal death I have died a fateful fetal fatal fabled failed frivolous functioning friggin fried frickin fictional fanonal frimptintuous DEATH!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha!! Harry Potter petition! wow, that is funny! hahahaha...oh, you were serious? my bad! I don't and never will support this petition. you are insane, delirious, and delusional, and if you think that your little petition will keep the fans from reading book seven, well, you're even dumber than i thought, honestly, the true fans would read the book no matter what, so go fart on a drum stick! Honestly, Harry Potter petition? what a moron, here, let me ask, were you trying to be funny? or was that just a fluke?

P.S. Thank you anyway.

I don't want to rot. You may do that by yourself. love, mary

To love, mary I have rotted quite a lot already. Yes, have no fear, for decomposing has in fact become one of my most chersihed passtimes. Thank you muchly for your kind concern on my behalf, and may we all learn to devote many a happy hour with the simple pleasures of decomposing. love, the Dark Lord P.S. I hope you rot too.

To the Dark Lord I hope you rot. love, mary

I don't love Luke! I love Josh! /> Lorelei and Luke are in love, you freaks!! Don't strangle them for it, loveisloveislove. Thank you for your time, people of Gilmore Girls. ~Love (especially to Josh!), Rory P.S. See, it even works out wonderfully! Lorelei & Luke! Alliteration ALWAYS makes for a PERFECT love. Let that be a lesson to all you dear little shippers out there. P.P.S. (butifI HAD tohaveLukeI'dtakehimtoobecause he's SO CUUUUUTE!) ~Love (especially for Josh! AND Luke!), Alexis Bledel

OH MY GOD! Aimee is my P.E. teacher's name! Are you a P.E. teacher?? OMFG! HA! Not.

Get a life. At least Emerson doesn't live his life according to what happens to two fction characters! www.mugglenet.com

"Tee hee, Brutus!" "TEE HEE HEE!" *rises even higher from dead* "I...*sneezes*... LIIIVE...." Hmmm--AH! Hmmm--AH! Hmmm--AH! Hmmm--AH!

*luvs snowy and her petition 4evah* u'd bettr not leav snowy!!! u CANT!!!1 i wont let u!! ill get all of my canned peaches together and protest!!! U CNAT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!1!! promise me u wont or me and my peaches will come for u!!!!!!!!1 remember---we luv u til da biter end. TIL DA BITTER END i TELL U!!!!!!! luv n all dat corn mushy stuf --erika and co. (THE PEECHES uv deth)

YAH! TRU! GRAWP LUV RELNY PEESKRAFT! (GRAWP LUV HERMY TOO.)

Oh..so THAT'S what happened to snowy's real heart. I was afraid that she had been born with that lump of diseased and radioactive coal inside her.

To my Dear Otter Snow I know I will be dead long before you will see me again but I want you to know that it is I who love you passionately. I have stolen your real heart and intend to love it as long as I live. I face death in the hope that when you meet me again, you will love me once more. R.A.B. (Really Ardent Believer-in-Our-Love)

What is all this talk of strangling I hear? Thou shalt not kill, you people!

I don't love Heero! I love Grawp! Heero and Duo are in love, you freaks!! Don't strangle them for it, loveisloveislove. Thank you for your time, people of L2.

*strnagles da Ting*

*strangles sweet sea cows* *bursts bubble* *strangles erika defranke*

*points 2 self* PUTRID FROG!!! Muahahahaha! I shall take over the world! SCAWL! SCAWY! Doom on you!!!!! Muahahahaha! I shall take over the world! SCAWL! SCAWY! Doom on you!!!!! If you wish to avert such a tragedy, then this is all you need to do: 1) Forget about it! There’s nothing you can do! Watch and weep!!! Hahahaha! 2) See previous answer. and finally, 3) See above. There now! That wasn’t so bad, now was it? Why of course it was! Because you know what, don’t you? This. Is. What! (insert evil laughter here) I never could do it, you know. I’d laugh and laugh and practice all day long, and still the best/worst I could get was a slightly menacing giggle. After I turned into a putrid frog, it was only worse. That is to say, my ribbit! merely caused a small nuclear war to be fought…at the bottom of my pond, among the water spiders. What a day that turned out to be! I was hungry for a month. That’s what you get when you weren’t born with big, bad, vocal cords like your little sister.) Anyway, where was I? Oh yes…the impending doom of the world as you know it. Well, I didn’t mean for it to happen like this, really I didn’t, oh I didn’t want it to come to this, but really I had no choice, you know! I really didn’t. Still don’t. That is, if I ever want to see my dear cheese again. I simply love cheese. Don’t you? No, of course you don’t. That’s the whole problem. Why didn’t I think of it? How could I have done such a thing? No, it is better not to speak of it. Never again! Lamenting my awful fate will turn no heads, no matter how many of them you happen to have. Heads, that is. Now, to continue my terrible tale of woe, I was once a prosperous young being in the seductive depths of the ocean city Withertherstoneea. I liked to eat cheese often, for it reminded me of the sweet sea cows that would often visit my various homes in my youth. These cows would let me milk them, and I would turn that lovely glowi

omgwtf!!!! therr is somethign wrong wit dis comp, i swear! it was suposed 2b: we luv u snowy!!!1!!!!!11

*sry i messed up the ps it was supossed 2 b: we

noooooooo!!!!!! don't go, snowy!!! i luv this petion!!!! your not a looser!!!1 thier all losers!!!!!!!!!!!!! u cnat give up yet! theres still hope for JKR!! keep this up for us!! for your fellow shippers!! you cant do this!!!!!! luv, erika BAN BOOK 7 p.s we

I do not support this petition! I furthermore offer my most sincere and profound apologies to all those loyal fans out there who I have insulted countless times. I hope you will someday find it within your (h)ear(t) to forgive me, as I am now deeply repentent. I beg forgiveness for all my terrible sins, and will of course take this awful petition down right away. I am so very ashamed of all the wrong and evil that I have done. I can hardly bear the terrible weight on my poor conscience. I do not deserve to be a part of this world any longer. And so I have a new signature, that will here be used for the first and the last time: I AM A LOSER I CANNOT DEAL WITH IT I DO NOT DESERVE TO AND SHALL NOT LIVE TO READ BOOK SEVEN, BANNED OR OTHERWISE

we remember pumpkin woman she was stormy a party child like nature wanting

brother bird bites boy s body because by the time it is winter he is mad he is on his way you are a wild woman with a pumpkin in your -- ear

"I like eggs in my chili."

i think u suck...u loser go fauk ur mom

whatever why can't we just enjoy the books for what they are instead of forever critizing?

Hey snowy, think you can make all the decisions with these stupid petitions?wow,its not your choice.

Everyone just stop signing this petetion!Every time you come on here you're just sopporting it!If you keep siging it then this idiot snowy will get one million signatures and we wont be able to ready book seven!STOP SIGNING PEOPLE!Otter Snow is weird and immature and cannot stop telling everyone to **** themselves.Snowy,why don't you? SNOWY YOUR A LOSER! DEAL WITH IT! ITS HER BOOK!

Im sorry, but i couldn't help laughing at the stupid people who are crying that Hermione and Harry should be together. Harry is not going to hve time for girlfriends in the 7th book as he is looking for the horcruxes. And yeah, there is a possibility he could die. But anyway is Harry does defeat voldemort im sure he will go crawling half dead back to ginny. Hermione and Ron like each other... duh. Anyone who thinks Hermione and Harry are to be, why cry over fictional characters. Im just stating the truth... done and done.