Quite frankly I have never heard such bunk before in my life. If you had the time to sit down and write this out, let alone worry about the love lives of FICTIONAL characters, then you obviously have no life. I learned about your petition from Mugglenet and quite frankly I am shocked at the lack of intelligence shown by it. I personally am a fan of the book, not of the ships. And those who can keep that purity in mind are the true fans. Not the rabid persons who think that threats will win them their ideal. Go write a fan fic if you must, but leave the intelligent world alone please.
This is a big fucken joke right? You cant possibly be for real... I thought people were dumb enough for expecting Harry and Hermione to end up together... Turns out youre all really REALLY fucken dumb!!!
Excusez-moi! Je pense que j'existe! Et si je peux souvenir les mots du philosophe Descartes, "Je pense, donc je suis." Vous n'avez pas le droit de dire (ou ecrire) que personne n'existe! Vraiment, c'est tre[grave]s impoli! Vous e[circumlex]tes les personnes (ou les canards) plus impolis de tout le monde!
Et aussi - Cette pétition est tout à fait ridicule ! Harry ne sera jamais le petit ami de Hermione!
*gets angry*
*shouts at The Wild Dada Ducks*
You are in violation of the Himmler High School Dress Code by wearing fish and baby-carriage wheels around your necks. And lobsters.
If you don't shape up you'll be in trouble.
It's just a joke, guys. Anybody who actually thought like this wouldn't have the ability to type three letters, being in such a blind fury.
But anyways, it was a good one. I actually believed it until I checked out your site.. Heath Ledger.. hah.
Would someone please clear
this up for me? Snowy,
perhaps? Or anyone, really.
Ok, here it
goes. I always thougt that
the H/Hr people called
themselves "HMS Pumpkin
Pie" and the R/Hr people
called themselves "The
Good Ship R/H". Now I
hear all of this
"Harmony" and
"Heron" stuff. I am
probably totally behind the
times or clueless, but could
someone clear that up? Are
they the same people, or
different sects or something?
Thanks to anyone who answers
this.
Only very sad people support this petition.
Please, please, please. Get some therapy now. There is so much more to life than being ridiculously obsessed by the non-relationships of fictional characters. I actualy feel rather sorry for you.
ROFL. I cannot believe there is actually a petition for this. All of you H/Hr shippers keep talking about the subtle "clues" that they're in love. What about the smack-you-in-the-face obvious clues that Ron and Hermione are going to be together? You guys are hilarious. If this petition actually gets to one million signatures, it will be because of 999,000 signatures of people laughing at your crazy asses.
Would someone please clear this up for me? Snowy, perhaps? Or anyone, really.
Ok, here it goes. I always thougt that the H/Hr people called themselves "HMS Pumpkin Pie" and the R/Hr people called themselves "The Good Ship R/H". Now I hear all of this "Harmony" and "Heron" stuff. I am probably totally behind the times or clueless, but could someone clear that up? Are they the same people, or different sects or something? Thanks to anyone who answers this.
What in the world is with you crazed fans?! I get so sick of hearing, "HMS Harmony Will Always Sail" Oh boy! People are wasting their time saying two fictional characters should be together! Cry me a river you dilusional fans. You probaly pair them up just for something to do ['Cuz that's what I do when I'm bored.] and then you find other people who 'made up' this little pairing and you rant on and on about how well they'll be together and other crap like that. Someone even made this petition for it! I live with a person that likes the H/Hr pairings and I'm sick of it! It's too blasted old allready. Why don't y'all make some other pairing to fuss about? And then the war will go on again! *sarcastic* Oh Joy!
I DO NOT support this petition.Any one who does should be put in a straight jacket! RON and Hermione belong together. and millions of other people LOVE her books and a few hundred people can't stop a book that millions of people want to read from being published and its stupid to think that you can.
Are you people all idiots or something? IT'S HER BOOK!! If you people are so upset about it that you want people to sign a petition, than maybe you need some serious help.
I do not support this petition, but sadly do not see any other way to leave a message. Considering how long it has been since the Emerson/Melissa/JKR interview, one would think that if there were really that many *delusional* shippers out there than your 1 million goal would have been reached. I would hazard a guess that a number of the ~8000 signatures are actually posts similar to mine. Get over yourselves, and anyone of you who have decided JKR was a horrible writer just because of that, stop reading Harry Potter right now. Just stop. You dont deserve to.
To all Harmony fans who have taken the news with grace and dignity, hats off to you.
you guys need some mental help!!I MEAN HELLO!!!!! THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!! AND THIS IS JKR'S BOOK NOT YOURS!! IF YOU GUYS AREUPSET ABOUT IT THEN TAKE A PILLOW AND SCREAM INTO IT YOU DELUSION,UNPROFFESIONAL, IDIOTIC, THERAPY NEEDING FREAKS!!
Gal #2 (heehee)
Yeah, I'm not saying you guys have no right to support whatever ship you want, but you guys are completely crossing the line with this stupid petition and not to mention the stuff I saw in the wall of shame. You guys seriously need a hobbie other then whining over fictional character's relationships! Have fun watching Ron and Hermione falling in love!:)
P.S. EMERSON ROCKS!!!
P.P.S, EMERSON PWNS YOU!!
P.P.P.S.RON AND HERMOINE AND HARRY AND GINNY FOREVER!!!
I do not support this petition.
Please Harry and Hermione is THE most predictable plot line in the world. As fans we deserve more credit than that and that's just what J.K gave us.
wow emerson gets major props for posting this can you really be this freaking stupid?? It's a book, albeit i book i love but you know it's not the end of the freaking world and yes they were anvil sized hints my little sister picked up on it, or are your IQ's that low?? oh and he's not a Nazi you freaking moron
I have a word for you guys. It's a word that has been favored by the unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless and unprofessional Wall of Shame founder and caretaker, Emerson: delusional. Here's a definition: A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness. If you truly belive that Harry and Hermionie should get together, bully for you. The thing is, if you take that belif and shove it in everyone's faces, that's a sign of serious problems, especially since it's not only unfounded, it's disproved! If your still such 'great' fans, then why would you want to ban the series. Here's a tip... get some help. Seriously.
Will this work? It's my latest idea! If it doesn't, it's supposed to make heart icons and stuff. It works on comment bords
&hearts
&dimonds
&spades
&clubs
Did it work? If it did then I'm going to have a few interesting signatures soon...
i agree with err most ppl below except 4 the one who says ron and harry need 2 make out..u need alott of therapy...and i couldn't have said it better, Acroma!!!
If you were such a "true fan," you would just accept defeat and deal with JKR's correct decision. You wouldn't be trying to get other morons to ban the books... "True fan..."
Ha. Hahahahaha. Many thanks to Emerson for posting this link!
Several things wrong with this...
1: "Harry and Hermione are destined for each other?" WTF?
2: I've read the fact that youy Harmionians are convinced that "OMG Harry and Hermione could have shown LOVE SAVING THE WORLD LOL!11!" Well... even though Harry told Ginny they couldn't be together for her safety, do you really think that she's just gonna stay home and stare at a wall or something? Her BOYFRIEND IS TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD. Someone like Ms. Ginny Weasly would NOT stay home.
3: If y'all are the "true fans," WHY DO YOU WANT IT BANNED? A "true fan," if they were a H/Hr shipper, wouldn't have cared if Hermione loved Harry, Ron, or Dobby, now would they?
Woah. This is by far one of the ignorant petitions I have ever seen.
Somehow, even if this petition reaches the signature goal of "one million" signatures, i doubt even half of them will be affirmative posts.
Crawl back into your dark grave, as the H/Hr shipe satys dead and buried for good.
good lord, u guys are BLIND!!!!!! its
R/H & H/G u idiots!!!
JKR wrote the book, she wouldent keep making mastakes in the story line she created would she?????!!!!!!?!!!!??????
DOWN WITH R/H SHIPS!!! EMERSON ROCKS!
Firstly, how can you ask someone to apologize for telling the truth? She WROTE the books...don't you think she KNOWS what's going on. And seriously, how can you even consider "banning" the seventh book then call yourselves real fans? Oh and apparently you're also asking JKR to rewrite the books and make them H/Hr because yeah that's a definite possibility. You all should just calm down and re-read the books over and over until the ANVILS finally hit you. If you don't want to then just hold your breath and I'm sure the apology and changes to the books will come soon. Thanks for the laugh. :)
Are you people KIDDING me? You actually think you know the characters and books better than J.K. Rowling? I'm not saying you guys are delusional, there some minor hints at H/H but there were ANVIL-SIZED hints about R/H. You just can't deny it. Honestly, and if you think your going to get an apology, I laugh at you. She makes billions of dollars of those books. If you don't like it, you can probably kiss her bum and join the other Religious crazed people who hate Harry Potter.
Pansies.
You have GOT to be kidding me. You guys ARE delusional if you think you know better than J.K. Rowling. And if you think this petition will actually work because I don't know about you, but I've seen WAY more people who oppose this petition, signing it than the delusionals who are actually serious.
On a better note, you've all brightened my day by making me laugh, so I'd just like to say thank you! (delusionals)
Ok. this is SERIOUSLY depressing. I cant believe some of the H/H fans would be throwing such a fit. Get over it. If you just read the Harry Potter books for the romance, and are seriously pissed, then shut the hell up....stop reading the books, AND GO FIND A ROMANCE NOVEL THAT *YOU* LIKE.
jesus people, how hard is that?
Yeah eu sei! Que o inferno? E que o outro homem de America (quem tinha estado com apenas o flu) era realmente bom! Eu pensei que ele era o mais melhor, pessoalmente, mas o que pode voce fazer?
Oh mijn God, zag iedereen Olympics vorige nacht? Cijfer waren skaters niet totaal verbazend? Ik voel zo droevig voor Johnny Weir, was hij zo goed maar hij kreeg geen medaille! Slechte mens.
I'm scared for all your souls, harry potter is a demon spawned book full of witchcraft and other evils, and all you fools are concerned about are who kisses who?
God is preparing the fires of hell for all of you right now?
Man.....i've left this place for about a month and not look how many signatures we have!!!!
Lord British says that Hermione and Ron are the best together.
MUAHAHAHAHA!
I'll pk u all bruhahaha
haha im just here again cuz im bored..but lemme add one more thing, and i bet this word will become a curse word in the harry/hermione language...DELUSIONAL!:-D ...anyway uhh...0_o confused thanks for agreeing and hermione is 'i' before 'o'...delusional!...gooo emerson!
This is getting a bit sad. Ok, don't read book 7 if you don't want to, but not just because Hermione and Harry won't get together. Also, whatever happens in the books is entirely up to JKR, so you can't say you know better than her what her characters should be doing.
Your all morons!! I mean come on I realise that its bit dissapointing if your ship doesnt end up together, but come on? Banning book seven? Its never gonna happen. So keep trying.Its really sad that your doing this just because harry and hermione are not going to get together. Come to accept that its ron and hermione. Always was! It was never harry and hermione. It was always ron/hermione and harry/ginny.Accept it.Its jk rowlings book, she could write what she wants. And you want jk to apologise just because she said it was ron and hermione?!? Now thats sad. Thats really sad. Sorry but she's never going to apologise for something so stupid. It's her book and she can write it the way she was. You know what? You and your little petition is making us harry potter fans looking really crazy. So get over it!!!!!!! Im not ashamed to be a harry potter fan but when something like this happens it just makes us look crazy and way to obsessed with book characters. So please get a life. Oh and harry and hermione fans are not the only "true" harry potter fans.
You guys are fuking dilusional.
Most of these ppl are callin you dilusional and ridiculous.
Can't you see your just being completely & utterly stupid?
& i completely agree with sarah.
May i ask how can harry be with hermoine (sp?) if he is with ginny and/or fancies cho chang?
EXPLAIN PLEASE.
wtf?..u guys are actually serious about making a PETITION?....GET-A-LIFE!! ! first of all, the characters that ur making this retarded petition about are INK-ON-PAPER!.....and u can't possibly, POSSIBLY call urselves true fans if u wanna ban book 7! and u can't change the fact that J.k Rowling made Harry and Ginny a pair like Ron and Hermione..again..ANVIL-si zed!... for the sake of the lord who made us all just SHUTUP....u need therapy
I do NOT support this petition. Seriously, people, why are you all acting so crazy over book characters? Who cares who they end up with? You'll still have your fanfiction. This rivalry should really stop before someone gets hurt. ALL shippers are delusional, because they seem to think these are REAL people. See the light, children of earth.
boring boring boring!! got bored after reading the first...two? One word. Pathetic! Ok i was just reading that 'hall of shame' thing on muggle.net, and i was just thinking...precicely that little word i used just up there..! Why do people take things so seriously! i think muggle.net is great, i mean what harry potter fan wouldnt? anyway getting off the point. Yeah, where was i? umm..well i havent actually got anything else to say after all that. but i just thought i would 'voice my views' =P!..x
I think you are all morons!!!!! There is no posible way that you can truly belive that Hary is going to be with Hermione!!! Why do you people think that they will be together. if you can show me examples of as much sexual tension between the two as there is between Ron and Hermione then I will be happy to change my oppinion! Even though serching would be a lost cause. Realy it is sad how you think there are more harmony fans is just sad; that is like saying there are more planets than stars!!!!! I still can't grasp the stupidity of you people!!!!
DIE,
HARMONY,
DIE,
HARMONY,
DIE,
HARMONY,
DIE,
HARMONY,
DIE,
and I really want an email back!!
Caity Brault
Who is this "we" that you are speaking of? And how exactly to you propose to "ban" or force Scholastic and Bloomsbury to not publish the seventh book? If you actually suceeded in this endeavor, are you prepared to feel the wrath of the majority of HP fans who actually *enjoy* the series? And besides, if you thought that Frodo *had* to be interested in *some*one, would you demand J.R.R Tolkien to give Frodo a lover to be loved? Would you have "banned" these books? Also, how *DARE* you call you and your bunch the "true" fans of HP? Would the "true" fans of HP ever try to ban the books? In short you are an A-hole!!!!
I don't support this petition because well ur an idiot. You say that banning book seven(which would never happen because if you're a "true" HP fan, you wouldn't actually only be reading it for the ships)would cause any further continuations of Harry Potter to no longer come about. *Newsflash* Harry potter 7 is the last book, so you are a pathetic fan if you think that there is going to be 8 books because Jk said there would only be 7 books. But, I'm sure you "true" fans already know that! Get a life, and stop basing all of your time on whether two fictional characters will end up together. You are a sad excuse for all HP fans, and you are a prime example of the idiocy of all of the human race. Get a life, and stop trying to tell a writer what they can and cannot write in their own novels. I'm sorry the Harmony ship didn't sail, but that is no excuse for you to turn into a pathetic, loser, ass hole. I don't mean to resort to name calling, but the truth hurts, sweetie! So go back onto your Harmony ship and sail away so that your stupidity doesn't rub off on the rest of mankind.
~Felicia~
i'm a draco/ginny shipper above all, but i'm not like that self-called "Harmonians", that doesn't know how to deal with a NO to their shipper! please, do they call themselves fans?!they're just pathetic! and what is the damn hell problem with them about ron?! why the number one condition to be an H/Hr shipper is to hate ron?! he's a brave and nice guy, though a little tempered sometimes!(did you guys forgot philosopher's stone, perhaps?!) i always knew it was going to be harry and ginny, and i never wanted to kill harry!! WAKE UP TO LIFE!!and Jo, apologizing?!?! for what?! she's the writter, she does whatever she wants, yes!! snowy otter: sorry,but this is really, really, the sadest thing i've ever saw!!
Stop being pathetic... Admit it, if Jo had said that it was Harry/Hermione, you'd be doing the same thing we are: celebrating!!!!this is rubbish!!For all the Harmonians/Pumpkin Pies... I say it over and over agin, OUT LOUD, because you'd do he same thing in our place: YOU ARE DELUSIONAL!! RON AND HERMIONE WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO EACH OTHER, JUST SWALLOW THIS DOWN YOUR TROATH!!!
I DO NOT support this petition! Get a life, sure it would have been good if Harry and Hermione had ended up together, but seriously, don't you have better things to do than petition that JKR and Emerson take back their comments?
MUGGLENET RULES!!!
DON'T BAG EMERSON
Emerson is our king,
Emerson is our king,
He created Mugglenet so
Emerson is our king
Haha, you are obviously writing this so you can start trouble. Why don't you do something worth your time other than make pointless petitions about things that will never change.
Okay....
If you don't like the ships...I have a solution...and one only....DON'T READ THE BOOKS. Got it? Yes, yery simple. Now... let me spell it out for the idiots...D-O-N-'-T R-E-A-D T-H-E B-O-O-K-S.
Its HER book, she can DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS WITH IT. Why would she say sorry to you idiots for making a decison in HER, H-E-R, book? You guys are pathetic. And you call yourselves Harry Potter fans. If you really love the book then you would stick by J.K. Rowling. I wasn't happy with the ships that much either but come on. I would never start a stupid petition like this againest J.K. Rowling.
Oh and MUGGLE NET RULES!!!!
Otter_Snow_and_Harmony_ar e_Retarded@hotmail.com
EMAIL ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!
I think you all suck zombie testicles and need to learn how to determine REAL LIFE instances from FICTIONAL stories. What? You actually think that one day when you stop acting like 5 year olds and turn 11 that your own special Hogwarts letter will arrive in your post slot? HA!!
And then you will be saved from you facade of Muggle life and then you can go frolick in the Forbidden Forest with the bowtruckles and centaurs?
Holy hell...I get a fucking laugh out of all of you. and my email is Otter_Snow_and_Harmony_ar e_Retarded@hotmail.com
so just send me an email and I will be sure to write back and tell you all how retarded you are...thanks buddies
The only thing that I could possibly say to the people who wrote this petition is that there is something seriously wrong with you! I dont care if you think Hermione and Harry should be together. If you were true fans to Harry Potter there would be no petition out to Joanne telling her to change her books. There would be no petition to ban book seven if she does not do what you say. They are her books...her imagination. It is not up to you about whats in the books. I am ashamed of such idiotic fans of Harry Potter. "Also, I will soon be creating a petition for Mandy Patinkin to replace Nazi actor Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort." What the hell is this about? A question.... if you continue to critize the books,the crew and the author...then why do you still read or watch Harry Potter? Is there really a point? I am a true fan...and as I still do care who goes out with who, I do not go to such measures as to see it happen. Wait and see and you never know what could happen in the next book. OH and By the way.......EMERSON RULES!!!MUGGLENET IS AWESOME AND........ YOU ARE DELUSIONAL!!!
I REST MY CASE!
Otter Snow..... YOU ARE THE BIGGEST MORON EVER!!!!!!!! I happen to know a great psychiatrist you can see to sort out your severe mental issues with FAKE characters. Better yet, you could just go to a mental institute and leave us all alone. This is the STUPIDEST petition in the universe. It is FICTION!!!! NOT REAL!!! If you have a problem with the books.... DON"T READ THEM!!!! GET A FRIGGIN LIFE!!!! Who cares about the romantic issues of the trio! That's not what the books are about.Though,when I first read this I was crying I was laughing so hard. MOST HARMONY FANS SUCK!!!
P.S. I don't know why I wrote this. You're too stupid to be able to read.I'd like to thank Emerson for his hilarious wall of shame and for my new favorite quote,DELUSIONAL! I'd also like to thank all the people who think otter snow is a fag. And last but definately not least, JKR for her AMAZING books. Thank You.
P.S.S. to otter snow: HA! MY SHIP's CANON AND YOURS IS'NT!!!! lol sorry i stole that from someone's sig.
LMFAO you guys are idiots. Look how many real fans are calling you delusional. So what. Who gives a damn if your ship was sunk. It's called fanfic, my friend. And anyway, if you're here calling JKR an idiot, who can't write, then I will take this opportunity to laugh in your face. Get a life, and stop putting down the author of one of today's most creative series.
i just want to say that anyone who REALLY likes harry potter would not be trying to ban book seven. i support heron, but even if it was harmonie, i would NEVER try to ban book seven. THAT IS A PETHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FAN!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF ONE????????????? HERON FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! (i support EMERSON!!!!!!) banning book seven i a crappy and completely moronic idea and whoever came up with it should be sent 2 a mental home!!!!!!!
I dont support this petition like the other 8000 people (yes it's sad. Only 49 people acutally support it. Tragedy I know). You people need to GET A LIFE. Oh! Did you hear me or were you to busy whispering 'Harry and Hermione forever' to yourselves? Tsktsk. GET A LIFE. It's a friggin book. A book. J.K. writes it and I'm sure she could give a rat's ass what you call all her because you're all just "delusional". I'm not saying that being an H/H fan is bad. Perfectly fine with that but it is bad and quite annoying when some of you ("some" being the key word) take it to such ridiculous lengths. She does not care if you protest the book. Because if you all really care about the pairing so much I'm sure all of you wont you even follow through with the ban. You'll I'll be to anxious to get the book and finally read the scene where they kiss (which will never happen of course).Oh boo hoo. Rowling didnt write what I wanted her to. Well NEWSFLASH get over it! Buh-bye delusional H/H fans (not every H/H fan just the ones that support this crappy petition). Btw I got this link from Emerson's little post. It was tres hilarious.
I have change of opinion. I have already sleep well and ate something. My therapist said is just that losing my brain 'causes me temporaly alusinations.
Love for everyone!
Hermione and Ron forever!
P.S: And look! I didn't put two excamation points.
