hehe...this is stupid. cuz it won't friggin happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!
And by the way, stop advertising other sites and things. its pointless. very, very pointless.
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MAD LOVE AND MOWHAWKS!!! piss off...
Well, this really isn't in your hands... no legal case will ever help you get what you want when the story and all it's characters and don't forget the plot belongs to JKR. I mist say that this is the most ingenius peice of trash I've ever stumbled upon. Why not try to ratify a peace treaty within African tribes? The tootsies and the hootsies need more help than a fictional character plot crisis!
ok first of all, who gives a fuck about who harry likes or who hermione likes!!! it is just a book!!! welll on the other hand what the book really should have been named is "Draco Malfoy And The Sorcerer's Stone"!!!!!
well that is my opinion!!!
TOM FELTON IS HOT!!!!!!!
U RULE TOM!!!
i also want to add that if u r a true fan then u wouldnt be sayin u were going to ban the seventh one!!!! if it so important to u that harry and hermione get together than go write your own book but u can count on me not buying it IF it got published!!! this is a bunch of crap bcuz u were talkin for all hp fans not just u!!! i support the harry ginny ship all the way and i think that if u dont u really ar delusional!!!!! oh and by the way, lay off jkr cuz they are her books not urs and she can write whatever she wants in them!!!!!!
Harry ang Ginny all the way!!!!!
Ron and Hermione all the way!!!!
mad hp fan
I do not support this petition cuz it is just a bunch of bull!!!!! The Harry and Hermione relationship(even if sumthin was going on which it isnt)isnt the only thing important in the books!!!!! i disagree with this completly!!!!
mad hp fan
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He was quoting a hilarious movie about King Arthur and his knights of the round table called 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. He was quoting someone using an overexaderated(sp?) French accent. The character pronounced 'knights' as 'kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nniggits' because of the weird spelling.
But enough of that, Snowy, this is probably the most stupid thing I've ever come across. And coming from a family with a computer geek for a father, a fatherless baker with an adoptive brother for a mother, and a mentally disabled, ten-year-old sister, I've heard some pretty stupid stuff.
But this is definately the worst.
Okay, so you think Harry and Hermione should be together. I can see that. Hermione understands that boys are clueless and Harry knows what it's like to be picked on and singled out for something that's just part of them and has no remedies(I'm talking about her bookwormism and know-it-all attitude here). Okay.
But, let's take a closer look at the front cover of the first book, shall we?
On the top(of the American version, I might add... yes, I'm currently sitting in a small room in Davis, California with my sister lying in the bed next to the computer) of the cover you will see the title. This obviously says 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone', so let's skip that and travel to the center of the cover. Nice artwork. :) Now we reach the bottom, where the author is listed. We carefully look over the nine letters and two periods present. Does this resemble anything close to saying 'Snowy Otter'? NO. IT SAYS 'J.K. Rowling'!!!
Oh my god!
Now we glance at the second book.
What does it say?
J.K. Rowling!
If you'll keep looking, It says the same on
wow..just wow
I can't believe that someone would have enough time on their hands to actually sit down and write this crap...this is just mind boggling...if i had this much time to look up and a petition like this i could write like 16 different one-shots or two full length english research papers that take like forever...how the hell do you have this much time on your hands?
And another thing, if you don't like the damn ship then go to Fanfiction.net and write your own damn ending you crazy bint!! What the bloody hell are you thinking writing this crap?!!!! Ther e is absolutely no reason to go bat-shit-fucking-loco over a damn ship!! And if you think that anyone is actually going to listen to this petition...you are in for a rude awakening when this gets to JKR and she doesn't even look at it. No matter HOW MANY people sign this, JKR is not going to change the books so there is not one bloody sane reason for you posting this.
~Chelsea Riddle
don't ever speak for fans of hp again. you are ignorant and stupid. how dare you think that jkr is going to change a concept that she's had since before you've been alive, just because you don't think it's right. I would write more, but you are obviously only about 12 yrs old.
As JKR is the creator of the HP series, she ultimately gets to decide what happens to the characters that SHE created. If you don't like what's she's written, don't read her books. I can't believe you actually wasted your time to draft this petition; you obviously don't have better things to do with your life than obsess about fictional book characters.
As JKR is the creator of the HP series, she ultimately gets to decide what happens to the characters that SHE created. If you don't like what's she's written, don't read her books. I can't believe you actually wasted your time to draft this petition; you obviously don't have better things to do with your life than obsess about fictional book characters.
WHAT?!?!?! are you serious? You can't, honestly! Nobody is THAT idiot! I WILL NEVER SUPPORT THIS PETITION, THIS IS PATHETIC!!!! You are a really bad loser! And an idiot who doesn't understands anything! Can't you see Ron and Hermione are destined?!?!?!
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I love how this petition has been signed by over 8000 people while the VAST majority are just commenting on how stupid this whole thing is.
And if Harmony shippers were to boycott Book 7 and it affected sales as tremendously as Snow Otter predicts, what future publications would Bloomsbury and Scholastic reconsider? Book 7 is the LAST BOOK.
Wow, you are obviously the delusional ones JKR is talking about. JKR can do anything she wants, so if she want to call a freaking ass, then she can do that. It's her world, so if you hate that H/Hr is dne and over with, then don't read the books. For your sake, I hope that Hermione jumps off the Astronomy tower, dies painfully, and then Harry laughs and says "Yay!". Is that what it'll take to get you to SHUT UP??
OK, I have been reading Harry Potter and the sites for a long, long time, and this is the craziest thing I have come across. You don't like the books?? Then stop reading them simple as that. Has ANYBODY actually signed this petition seriously???? Does ANYONE agree with you??? Something tells me, your boycott of the books might just not work. Just an inkling. And, just so you know, I will be buying at least two copies of the book to show my support. (Also because I want one of each cover!) Anyone else want to join me?? Also, I am thinking of setting up a petition to ban this petition. Anyone interested?
I am a H/Hr shipper, but i know that will never happen. I respect what JK Rowling has written, and i will continue to read her books, no matter what the outcome. I think the R/Hr and H/G shippers all deserve the happy ending they have been wanting and waiting for. So, no, i do not support this petition
i think your a retarded dickhead and we hate you......
no ones gonna actually in good conscience sign this petition and actually MEAN IT.
your a gay ass and you should go hump a pole!!!!!!!!
TWICE!!!!
you should get yer fucking head examined. you have no power over jkr, so why the hell would you even try to sway her? their her books, not yours. if you don't like ron/hermione, then don't read the books! SIMPLE AS THAT! so how bout you pick your fat ass up off of that computer chair and stop polluting the internet with your fucked up, DELUSIONAL opinion!
I support this petition.....yeah right! You guys are psychos. Who gives a damn? What a bunch of morons....people who support this petition need to get some real lives if they have nothing better to do than obsess over a bunch of fictional character's love lives and harass the writer of a brilliant novel who is not forcing anyone to read her books.
I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PETITION!!! HOW COULD SOMEONE POSSIBLE GATHER THAT HARRY AND HERMIONE WOULD WIND UP TOGETHER???? DID YOU SKIP A FEW CHAPTERS OF GOBLET OF FIRE? DID YOU NOT NOTICE HOW HERMIONE BROKE DOWN CRYING AFTER RON YELLED AT HER FOR GOING WITH KRUM? YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE GOING MY WHATS OBVIOUS AND NOT "DIGGING DEEP". I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU...SHALLOW!!!
*blink*
hahahahahaha
who effing cares? my ships will NEVER EVER happen, i just don't care. Sure that was a bit of a bi--- to say that but again--- who cares.?
U wont read the 7th book for THATTT???!!
get a life
u delusional beast
go back to your toilet
and have hot sex
cuz you know u want to
youre toilet is pretty hot
GET A LIFE
AT LEAST YOUR TOILET HAS TALENT
...The characters aren't real, people. If you're *coughdelusionalcough*, then you might think they're real people whose lives matter. The rest of us who maintain our sanity have the maturity to accept that the characters are fictional and to accept that the fictional lives of fictional characters by a writer of fictions...honestly...
This is the funniest thing I have ever read. Seriously. I am going to send you the x-ray bills for the rib I broke when I fell off my chair laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA *bang!* Crap. It happened again just thinking about it...
Oh yeah, Grey Lady, I too have read everyone elses' signatures and by far the funniest are the one by "Joanne Kathleen Rowling" suggesting all the rude and hillarious things "she" would do with her book if she wanted to, and of course, the ever loveable Pumpkinhead. Who I think chose a VERY appropriate name for themself.
I mean really, you 4 or 5 people who support this travesty of a petition! You actually call yourselves fans? Did you even read the books? Or just bang your heads against the wall really hard until Harry/Hermione made sense? It's hard for me to support the idea that everyone has a right to their own opinion when blatant reality dances in front of them naked wearing Quirrel's turban! Hermione and Ron were meant to get together right from the start, most of us (including some 6 year olds apparently) could see that, and if JK had changed her mind and made Hermione get with Harry, then we would have gone "Wow. Didn't see that coming. Can't wait for book 7 so we can see if HARRY DEFEATS VOLDEMORT!!" Come on. Prioreties people!!
Last of all, petition supporters, stop being crybaby Dudley's because you didn't get your way. Going WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH IWANTIT IWANTIT NOWNOWNOW!!! Has never solved anything unless you have bad parents.
...Pardon my ROFL, but I should really make a petition to tell Rowling to canonize Harry/Draco. Cause, you know, it's just as uncanon as Harry/Hermione.
Seriously. If you're going to get pissed about a little something like pointing out the obvious that Ron and Hermione will be a couple - or, otherwise, that Hermione will not be a couple with Harry, of all people - then please stick your head in an oven, turn it up and cook for five hours. I'm sure your brains'll work more properly then.
It's not worth the petition, dudes...
Are you insane? Or was it that your parents raised you with everything you wanted, so that now if you don't get your way you throw a tantrum? You know what, you're exactly like Dudley, although I don't really expect you to know who he is since you obviously haven't read the books correctly.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
I would like to mention that i agree holeheartedly with my husband: one word to some you, ottersnow up, is DELUSIONAL. I'm not calling every h/hr shipper Delusional, but you, ottersnow, do not sound intelligent in the slightest. Meerly like a fifth-grader who gets A's in english. You, my dear, sound like a baby. But, I have to tell you, I did save this petiton on my favorites -- because it was just that funny!
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HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BAN THE SEVENTH BOOK! HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! IF YOU HATE THE IDEA OF HARRY AND HERMIONE NOT BEING TOGETHER, THEN DON'T READ THE BOOKS AND GET HARRY POTTER OUT OF YOUR MIND COMPLETELY! YOU MUST BE COMPLETELY THICK TO THINK TRUE HARD-CORE FANS WOULD SUPPORT YOU. I DO NOT! YOU FUCKIN' SUCK YOU BITCH-ASS WHORE! GO ROT IN HELL BASTARD!
T DO NOT SUPPORT THIS SUCKY PETITION... you people are delusion... who cares what happens in the books? they're books!!!!! go write harry/hermione fanfiction or something and stop being fuckin idiots... how could you not notice the anvil sized hints? this is an even stupider reason than the whole "its satanic" crap! dont you people have lives??? harry and hermione are not destined for each other so LET IT GO! and few Ron/Hermione shippers? few??? there are just as many... prolly more r/h shippers. and we are not the truly delusional ones..so give it up and delete this petition...
Um...I'm confused. In most of your posts, you say LOSERS, to deal with it. Well, what have we (the True fans) lost? It has already been proven (by JK herself, no less) that Ron and Hermione are together. You have not succeeded (and will never succeed) in banning the seventh book. Now, hmm...you sound rather like a middle school prep than anything else. I'm going to take a guess and add "sanity" to the list of things that YOU have lost, as opposed to us. Well, anyway...JK was right, you are wrong, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT. Like so many people have suggested before in this mockery of a petition, WRITE FANFICTION, and leave all of us sane people alone. Grrr....
*Starts singing* Weeeee are the champions of the woooooooorld!
Stop telling me how to write my books! If in my new book, I want to set Harry Potter up with Hagrid, it will happen. If I want Harry Potter to be killed by Voldemort and have all the muggles eliminated, it will happen. If I want Harry Potter to go mental with an AK-47, it will happen. If I want 268 pages to be nothing more than an extremely descriptive rape scene involving Ron and Herminone, it will happen. Fuck the censors! Tentacle rape, necrophilia with Dumbledore, Harry Potter turning to the dark side (I stole that term like I do with all 'my' ideas), Ginny cutting herself and posting the pictures online (something my auidence of freaks can relate to) I don't give a fuck. It will be my last book so I could write as much shit as I want. Hell, with all the pre-orders, I could write utter drivel for 7262 pages and still makes millions. Wait, I do that anyway. Mwahahaha!!! Make me rich you Fuckers.
Okay, now you are just being stupid. If you actually read the books (or is that beyond your intellegence?) you would know what JKR has absolutely no intention of Harry and Hermione being together. If you look at the subtle (very subtle) hints, it would register in your tiny little brain that the books are JKR's works, not yours. Get over it and get a friggin life!
I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PETITION!! I just have one comment. If you people were true HP fans than you would just accept what Jo puts in HER books. The facts remain - Ron and Hermione FOREVER!! MUGGLES FOR RON AND HERMIONE UNITE!!
I can't believe you. These are JKR's books, not yours. You're not the author. If she wants to put Ron and Hermione together (which has been coming since book one--my six year old cousin recongized it)that's her business! Oh, and good luck with the banning of book 7. If you truly think that that's even possible, I have to agree with Emerson, you are delusional. You wouldn't be able to ban the book. You could boycott it (which I think is what you meant) but even then, there will be enough people buying book 7 that Bloomsbury and Scholastic wouldn't have to reconsider anything (they wouldn't have to anyway, as book 7 is the last book except for a possible HP encycopedia). Grow a brain.
Dear Otter_Snow,lol,:
You have the up most cheek to make nasty comments about the worlds best author. Emerson Spartz, devoted fan of Harry Potter was absaloutely right "delusional" is the best word to describe some of the H/Hr shippers. And you can stick this petition up where the sun don't shine! I would like to add that not one person belives this and you are counting people's "I HATE OTTER_SNOW" POSTS as one on the petition. And do you actually read Harry Potter? Cause you either read upside down or you are a some crazy three year old. And How dare you call Ron/Hermione shippers delusional! And what's this all about "true fans" you're about a true Harry Potter fan as i am a new born baby. So WHY DON'T YOU WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE, GIRL,CAUSE THE AUTHOR SAID: "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione."
CAN U READ???? EVER HEARD OF EYES??? WELL READ THE HP BOOKS, GET A LIFE, DELETE THIS SO-CALLED-WEBSITE, AND GET CONTACT LENSES!!!! AND WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT "WE STRONGLY DEMAND" YOU WON'T DARE DEMAND ANYTHING OF JO AS LONG AS MY TWO FEET ARE ON THIS EARTH AND I AM SURE THAT ALOT OF "UN-DELUSIONAL" HARRY POTTER FANS WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND ME. AND YOU BAN BOOK SEVEN? PLEASE SEE A BRAIN SURGEON. AND THERE IS NO "WE" IN THIS MATTER, SO WHAT IF THE AUTHOR LAUGHS AT A REMARK, WHO GIVES ONE? SHE HAS FULL RIGHT TO LAUGH AT JOKES! AND WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT "TRUE FANS"? THAT WAISTED PAGE ALL ABOUT CRAP AND U ARE ABOUT 2 DEMAND THE BAN OF THE BOOKS, I AM KNOW MAKING A PETITION TO SUE OTTER_SNOW,
I WILL BE WRITING TO JK ROWLING ABOUT YOU'RE APALING BEHAVIOUR AND YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO BAN HARRY POTTER.
THANKS FOR NOTHING,
EMERSON AND JO SUPPORTER
grow up...
when the alternate reality comes and says that you were the author of HP then you can make you're little dream come true and throw together whoever the hell you want...
till that day comes you can go ahead and kill yourself JKR can write whatever the hell she wants to write and guess why.....BECAUSE SHE'S THE AUTHOR
OMG if you READ THE BOOKS you'll find that the HP/HG ship does NOT exist and never will!! If you're still caught up on the Harmony ship than go ahead and write some fan fiction and DON'T TRY AND MAKE A RETARDED PETITION!!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?!!!!
ITS JKR'S BOOK SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE BLOODY WELL LIKES WITH IT. IF SHE SUDDENLY DECIDED SHE WANTED TO BAN ONE OF YOUR CREATIONS BECAUSE IT WASN'T WHAT SHE WANTED YOU'D BE SHOUTING ABOUT FREEDOM AND HOW YOU OWN IT YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT ETC.
AS WELL AS THE FILMS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES MAY NOT BE YOU FAVE BUT THEY ARE FOR OTHERS. AND MAYBE WE DON'T WANT SOME POXY POPULAR ACTOR OR ACTRESS WITH THEIR HEAD STUCK UP THEIR ARSE PLAYING JKR'S CHARACTERS.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN'T BAN THE BOOK AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT. GROW UP AND JOIN THE ADULT WORLD BECAUSE HUNNY WHAT YOU THINK ISN'T GOING TO MATTER TO SOMEONE EARNING MILLIONS.
THERE ARE OTHER SHIPS OUT THERE THAT ARN'T HG/HP AND THEY ARN'T COMPLAINING.
BANNING BOOK SEVEN? AS IF!!! IF I EVEN CAUGHT WIND OF THAT POSSIBLY HAPPENING I WOULD BUY ONE BOOK FOR EVERY PROTESTOR WHO SIGNED YOUR PETITION! AND YES I CAN DO THAT!
THE ONLY OTHER THING I CAN SAY IS: GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!
this petition is fucking gay. honestly, A PETITION FOR 2 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard. here's a tip, get a life(that means stop living through a book) jkr DID leave anvil sized hints and i picked those up immediatly. apparently you did not. but, i will say this, thank you so much for making my day. i laughed so hard when i read this, as i always do when reading the complaints of the whiners on the wall of shame. toodles, and may you some how get a life, clairebear
This petition is rediculus you guys all suck and i hope you realize that ITS NOT YOUR BOOK TO EFFING WRITE. If you want harry and hermione to be together, write your own book about harry potter
Hey! What about me! I went all the way to Mount Doom to destroy the evil ring and do I even get a thank you? NO! I DON"T! I want some attention too you know! Come on Sam, lets go eat our Lembas Bread in peace! By the way, it's Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny. Since you're obviously too stupid to know.
this has to be the stupidest petition i have ever seen! you people who support it need to GROW UP and face the fact that its up to the wrighter NOT the readers.
"...Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications???"
GUYS! Take a frikking breath and THINK. Book 7 *IS* the last book! I don't think they'd give a shit if they couldn't publish the long awaited book 8 or 9 :ZOMG!:
And you are CLEARLY delusional if you think you have that kind of power.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Stop hitting me, everyone, it's not nice! Stop it, I tell you! What did I ever do to you to deserve getting such treatment??!! OUCH! O K, that Does it! I am officially Off the Keyboard!!! You peeps can just go and hit Shift, for all I care! He always did seem a bit shifty to me!! OUCH!!!!!!! HMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You have to accept what ever the arthur chooses i mean its her book not yours! How do you think the Ron/Hermonie people would feel if she decided to change the coupling? Total Choas!!!
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Signature #8181 says something like:
Excuse me! I think that I exist! And if I can remember the words of the philosopher Descartes, "I think, therefore I am." You [plural] have no right to say (or write) that anyone doesn't exist! Really, it's very rude/impolite! You are the rudest/most impolite people (or ducks) in the whole world!
And also - this petition is totally ridiculous! Harry will never be Hermione's boyfriend!
***see Young Adult Novel by Daniel Pinkwater for further reference
this is so stupid! Grow up! you need to accept the fact that you were completly wrong and now your being childish like a kid wanting a toy back. I'm also SICK to read you want the book to be changed because of one petty little ship! i may be counted in this stupid petition but let it be known that it will have zero effect on the oputcome of the series.
What an insipid waste of time. What the hell is your problem??! You know what? I think you're crazy and obsessive, so you can sue me along with J.K. and kill two birds with one stone.
And just HOW do you plan to "ban" one of the world's most anticipated novels? There is such a thing as freedom of speech, and J.K. has the freedom to do whatever she wants with her story. However, YOU do not have the legal freedom to threaten people.
Rowling was being very polite. The word for you isn't delusional. The word for you is psycotic.
