Signatures #800 through #900 for the Harry and Hermione are destined for each other petition
Mina said 08/11/05, 3:45 pm (verified)
Coonskin didn't make herself look stupid, she made you look stupid by dissecting your reply. Maybe my evidence is rubbish, maybe it isn't. But I'd rather hear it from a R/Hr shipper than you. Ron is emotionally immature, we know he is. Just look how he reacts to Harry's ever-growing fame in GoF, and Hermione's relationship with Krum. Ok, explain this away snowy- why does Ron suddenly have such a change of heart towards Krum after Hermione starts dating him?
#900

Marshmallo' said 08/11/05, 3:38 pm (verified)
My, my. *laugh-snort-laugh* This site is pathetic! You certainly made my day with that hilarious petition. Thank you.
#899

snowy said 08/11/05, 3:38 pm (verified)
Ha ha, just the pathetic reponses I expected. If Ron was attracted to Hermione, he would NOT be relieved when Hermione let go of him. He may have been shocked that she hugged him, but definitely not relieved when she stopped. lol, this is one of the more compelling pieces of evidence against R/Hr, yet like good little sheep you pretend it doesn't exist, and try to explain away Ron's actions. Oh *nervous cough* of course he would be relieved *nervous cough* highly emotionally immature *nervous cough* uh, let's change the subect *nervous cough* uh, uh...snowy resond beter enty, oh yeah, I'm so witty now! You're totally deconstructed now, and I'm so smart I pose as twenty different people here...and I draw comic books better than JKR writes novels. Whatever, lol. Such good little sheep you are! And McCrap Quartet, you make me laugh. You boast that people think you're actually BETTER than JKR, yet you don't even write novels, you draw comic books. What a bunch of delusional fuckheads. And Coonskin - get a life. Stop posing as people you desparately wish you were, and stop making pathetic attempts at deconstructing my words, you're only making a fool of yourself. Getting closer to 1000 posts, folks! LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#898

J.K. Rowling said 08/11/05, 3:27 pm (verified)
Dear Snowy: Thank you for your lovely petition. I am happy that my characters touched you so. However, I must tell you that I have no intention of altering my plot. I have deliberately chosen every detail in my books to tell my story, and my story is not a romance novel. My characters have romantic relationships and fall in and out of love because that is an integral part of human nature, but these subplots are just the sidelines of the main action. The main action, of course, is the struggle between good and evil in the personalities of my characters and the world that I created. I am sorry that you took offense to the interview I did with Emerson and Melissa. I think, though, that a review of the transcript will show that I never called my Harry/Herminone-shipping readers "delusional," and I did my best to separate myself from that remark. Emerson is a wonderful young man and I am grateful for his support and his website, but he is a teenaged boy and not a professional journalist, so it is not fair to hold him to such high standards. I should also set the record straight on some of the interesting theories that have been mentioned here. As I have said before, I love how imaginative my fans are, and on the few occasionals when I do prowl the internet, I really enjoy reading the theories you all create to predict what will happen next. However: I have not divulged any plot details of the seventh book to anyone. I do not have an "inner circle" with whom I share my thoughts as I write my books, and anyone who claims to have such intimate access to my project is, unfortunately, pulling your leg. The same with the video game scenario. I have never had any contact with the makers of that video game, and I certainly would not divulge plot hints in such a format. Also, there will be no alien attacks in Book 7. I think Harry Potter's world is already full enough of unusual creatures and beings that extraterrestrial
#897

Mina said 08/11/05, 2:06 pm (verified)
Your reply to one of my emails was: "Typical R/Hr shipper, you have no ability to reason using logic. I weep for the youth of tomorrow." What am I now then, the infant of today?
#896

Wigwam said 08/11/05, 2:04 pm (verified)
Hermione flung her arms around Ron's neck and broke down completely. Ron, looking quite terrified, patted her very awkwardly on the top of the head. Finally, Hermione drew away. "Ron, I'm really, really sorry about Scabbers ..." she sobbed. "Oh-well-he was old," said Ron, looking thoroughly relieved that she had let go of him. "And he was a bit useless. You never know, Mum and Dad might get me an owl now." - This is sexual tension- if you fancy someone and they throw themselves on you it's a bit awkward, and he tries to deal with her in the best way he can, which is not very effectively. Sexual tension my foot. Again, your own quote defeats your argument: "Ron, looking thoroughly relieved that she had let go of him." All this tells us (quite plainly) is that Ron isn't comfortable with Hermione holding him. Not much of a basis for a romantic relationship, is it? In fact, it verifies just the opposite. Any normal boy of Ron's age who suddenly finds himself being held by a girl to whom he is attracted is not going to mind the experience one bit, and they're certainly not going to be relieved when they let go. As we know, Ron is highly emotionally immature, as one would expect from living in a family full of boys. He would not know, and does not know hwo to act around girls. His first sexual encounter is with Lavender Brown, who literally jumps on him. He is not equipped to deal with his crush suddenly being in such close proximity to him. I think you will find it hard to deconstruct Mina's evidence without at least five-sixths of the people on this petition disagreeing with you.
#895

Mina said 08/11/05, 1:58 pm (verified)
Thank you very much Coonksin 13! And although I did include the films, it was only because, as I said, I think JKR gave the film makers inside views so they could portray the sexual tension SOME may have missed in the books (like snowy) more effectively onscreen. "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." This petition is becoming more ridiculous by the day. I just don't understand how you can continue with this. JKR meant for it to be Ron/Hermione- end of story.
#894

issy (again) said 08/11/05, 11:33 am (verified)
Why Ron And Hermione? All you H/Hr shippers may not have the same opinions, but this is why its Ron and Hermione. From the moment they met, Ron thought Hermione was a bossy know it all, and hated her. Harry hated her too, so you cant say Ron hated her but Harry liked her because neither of them liked her. After the troll incident, they became friends, and when they bickered, they remained friends, they never really fell out unless it was about thir pets or the yule ball. When Hermiones was petrified, Ron tried hard to overcome his feelings for her so they could get to Aragog and discover Hagrid was innocent. When Hermione was Ok, Ron made a reaction first, not Harry. Ron gets jealous in that book of Lockhart, because Hermione fancies Lockhart. In book 3, Things began to heat up as Ron and Hermione fell out and out, and whenever they were friends, Hermione would help Ron with work, he would compliment her, and Hermione would go pink. she has never turned pink when Harry complimented her, has she? At the end, Hermione was worried about Ron when he was dragged into the whooping willow. Harry and Hermione going back in time had nothing to do with the relationship. Book 4, where the real tension starts. Ron gets jealous of Krum not because of his sport ability, as he was a Krum supporter at the world cup, but because Hermione liked him. At the Yule ball, Harry notices Hermione with Krum and does not feel any romantic jealusy, unlike Ron. They bicker, bicker, bicker all that term, Proving their hate/love relationship. Book 5, Ron and Hermione had been at HQ a week longer than Harry, we dont know what happened between them in that week do we??? Ron and Hermione had been having little discussions together, proved by when Hermione says something like, "Me and Ron had been thinking..." They bicker more and more about their views on subjects. book 6 Ron and Hermione had relationships with other people that year, so t
#893

harmonie said 08/11/05, 6:55 am (verified)
Hey, snowy resond beter enty, what does "someo" mean? (post 941) Her full name is now: "snowy resond beter enty someo." In my dictionary, that name is defined in one very appropriate word: DELUSIONAL! SUPPORT BOOK 7
#892

JKR supporter said 08/11/05, 6:42 am (verified)
Excellent job Coonskin 13! Great logical and reasonable counterpoints to "Snowy Resond beter enty." Of course, these few delusionals will fire back with their witty and intelligent comebacks! RID ALL DELUSIONALS FROM THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM! Well, for that matter, ALL FANDOMS!!!
#891

Ben Hutcherson said 08/11/05, 3:03 am (verified)
The Deconstruction of Mina...is that anything like the Defenstration of Prague? By the way, let the record show that Snowy's statement that 99% of the books are from Harry's point of view is totally false. Any idiot can see that that out of 162 total chapters in the series, only 158 are from Harry's point-of-view. That works out to aproximately 97.5% and not Snowy's so incorrectly stated and totally wrong 99%.
#890

Raine Summers said 08/11/05, 2:14 am (verified)
It's true--she'd praise anything that agreed with her, be it man, beast, or alien lifeform (quite obviously from the video game charade). Point being--just because the person you targeted with this petition (and as Coonskin demonstrated, you don't know who the hell it REALLY is), posts, and says they support you--you're going to praise them. And you're pissed as hell because just once, you weren't. It was someone else that the compliment was aimed at. Particularly, The Macabre Quartet. You know, I think you're jealous. You can't write for shit. You're pissed off because we can, and you're pissed off because your pairing didn't work out. Get some therapy, and deal with your issues privately. We have no desire to listen to or read your psychotic rants/theories/ramblings.
#889

Coonskin 13 said 08/11/05, 1:57 am (verified)
I will now be deconstructing Snowy's deconstruction of Mina's posts!!!! Mina:Taken mostly from webpages I found, in answer to your demanding to know Ron/Hermione moments in the books: - Also, at the end of Book 4, Hermione kisses Harry on the cheek but she once again refrains with Ron. This obviously means there is some sort of tension between the two. Snowy Resond beter enty: This is one of the most common arguments I hear from R/Hr shippers, and frankly it's the weakest. The only character's mind in the Harry Potter books that we can see into is Harry's, since 99% of the novels are told from his viewpoint. The only tension that we are shown between Ron and Hermione is their constant bickering, as well as Hermione's violent attack on Ron when she sent the birds to peck his eyes out. These are hardly arguments for their sharing a romantic relationship. The fact that Hermione can kiss Harry without embarrassment only proves that she loves him. Can't say the same for the way she feels about goofy Ron. Me: I dare you to go kiss the boy/girl/dog YOU have a crush on (not dating, just a crush). Mina:When Harry sees Hermione at the Yule Ball and doesn't recognise her, it is because she looks pretty. He finds her attractive FOR ONCE. She is never described favourably again. Snowy Resond beter enty: You said it. Harry is very much attracted to Hermione, as is certainly spelled out at the Yule Ball. And Ron? He's angry at Hermione for going with Krum. Why? Because Krum is competing against Harry. Ron cares more about Harry and sports (especially Quidditch) than he ever will for Hermione. As for "never described favourably again," that's simply not true. It's also not necessary, as the groundwork for Harry's attraction to Hermione has already been laid with that chapter. Also, Harry often compliments Hermione on her knowledge of spells, especiall
#888

Mina said 08/11/05, 1:13 am (verified)
I don't have time to respond (or rather, "Resond") to your attack on my evidence, but I might later on.
#887

Wingnut said 08/11/05, 1:00 am (verified)
Do you really think JK Rowling would write in love potions for the main characters? It'd be cheating us fans, it'd be cheating the series and most importantly it would actually be cheating herself. She used them for Romilda Vane who is an incidental character. SUPPORT BOOK 7!
#886

Lord Voldemort said 08/11/05, 12:53 am (verified)
I am disgusted that Ginny Weasley has decided to whore after Harry Potter, and that Ron Weasley is throwing himself at that Mudblood Granger. The Weasleys are blood-traitors, yes, but their blood is pure. Potter's mother was a Mudblood and Granger is pure common Muggle-born filth. The only proper pairings would be for Potter to fornicate with the bushy-haird Mudblood so thair impurities will not further contaminate the purity of wizarding blood. Of course, all that will be moot when I kill Harry Potter and eat his heart, still beating, from his chest. Then I will institute my Final Solution to the Mudblood Problem, and Granger will find herself Disapparating in a most unforeseen way. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#885

J.K. Rowling said 08/11/05, 12:46 am (verified)
Snowy: How do you know it was really JK Rowling who signed this petition? Do you know the difference between "ban" and "boycott?" HOW DARE YOU misuse these words! I DEMAND that you change your signature to "BOYCOTT Book 7!" Let's pretend you get 1,000,000 signatures: what then? Why would JK Rowling pay it any attention? She might get mad and decide to kill Hermione off to spite you! I think ALL the Harry Potter books should be banned! They are nothing but Satanism disguised as children's literature designed to lure kids into worshipping the REAL Dark Lord! Let's round up every copy of every Harry Potter book ever published and BURN THEM ALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
#884

colleen said 08/11/05, 12:22 am (verified)
Ok, so "signer" is a word. However, I'm a bit befuddled on what the word "enty" means. Used in context, post 901: "signer is not a word because it doesn't have its own enty in my dictionary" I'm wasn't saying it wasn't a word. I was just saying that it isn't in several dictionaries, therefore it is an honest mistake to make. I think it's extremely amusing how you only address the JKR posts that agree with you, but you ignore the ones that disagree, saying that they must be an impostor. This post by Snowy Resond Beter-Enty made me laugh: "Mina - don't pretend you can read the mind of Hermione. All we have to go by is her words and actions, so I'm afraid your over analyzing." She's overanalyzing?! What about the whole "Harry's owl was next to Hermione's, which of course is an obvious sign of true love"? If that's not overanalyzing, I don't know what is. If Hermione loves Harry, then why was she "beaming" when Harry finally kissed Ginny? In contrast, why did she look "simply furious" when Fleur kissed Ron on the cheek? Of course, to snowy and other delusionals, this can be easily explained by love potions, aliens, and Ron/Hermione shippers hijacking the books. "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." "Harry and Hermione are very platonic [platonic means nonsexual] friends. But I won't answer for anyone else. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink." Get. Over. It.
#883

Raine Summers said 08/11/05, 12:15 am (verified)
who's posing? We don't have to pose as anyone to get complimented, dipshit. Whoever did it, it's their opinion. We're not so low as to do it ourselves, unlike some people we know *cough*SNOWY*cough* I don't doubt for one minute that YOU are the one posing as JK to plug your own fucking cause. Fuck you.
#882

snowy said 08/11/05, 12:08 am (verified)
lol, there's nothing more pathetic than posing as your favorite author simply to compliment yourself. What a loser.
#881

Coonskin 13 said 08/11/05, 12:08 am (verified)
Your right Snowy! I did post under two names! Coonskin 13 and JK Rowling (Can nobody realize that she would be able to spell her own and one of her characters names? I posted as her directly after my own post to show how easy it is!
#880

Jo Rowling said 08/10/05, 11:28 pm (verified)
Actually, I have read some good graphic novels lately. By the way, I'd like to send my compliments to the Macabre Quartet. Your series is marvelous so far, and I look forward to reading the next installments.
#879

snowy said 08/10/05, 11:09 pm (verified)
Math is Fun - actually this petition was started immediately after Emerson posted his insulting and immature interview with JKR. And don't worry, we have plans to gather more than enough signatures by the time Book 7 is (or isn't) released. Hey, it's the McCrap Quartet! Read any good graphic novels lately? HAHAHAHAHAHA Victor LaCroix - if you would bother reading someo f the recent signatures, JKR herself has signed it - several times. If all goes as planned, Book 7 need not be banned at all. issy - all the examples you posted merely show that Hermione is interested in Harry, and is obviously embarassed by Ron's confused thoughts. Ron will date Fleur long before he ever gets with Hermione - as in NEVER. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#878

Math is Fun said 08/10/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
It doesn't say anywhere when this petition was started. But, since HBP was releaded at midnight on July 16, we'll assume that the petition was started on July 17. That was 25 days ago. So, 938 signatures divided by 25 days equals 37.52 signatures per diem. At this rate, it will take 26,628 days to reach 1,000,000 signatures. That's 72 YEARS!!! We should all be so lucky just to be alive by then! 72 years!!! Now, let's pretend that you want 1,000,000 signatures by the time Book 7 is published so you can "ban" it. This will probably been in the summer of 2007, so that's 2 years' time. Let's be generous and give it 800 days from today 999,062 divided by 800 equals 1248.83 signatures per diem needed. Which means you will have to increase the rate of signatures to this petition over 3,228 %!!!
#877

ayman said 08/10/05, 10:38 pm (verified)
hey i love harry and hermoine they are great acters!
#876

The Macabre Quartet said 08/10/05, 10:34 pm (verified)
Wow, look how many people support you Snowball! And that's sarcasm, if you didn't catch it. Emerson is right, people like you are delusional, even if Ms. Rowling herself won't come out and admit it. Oh, and by the way, how is it that you can call Ms. Rowling a jerk in one post, and a great writer in the next? We have a word for people like you in the Netherworld. Hypocrite.
#875

Victor LaCroix said 08/10/05, 10:29 pm (verified)
snowy: You didn't answer Confused and Amused's questions! 1.) Even if you do get 1,000,000 signatures -- at this rate, Book 7 will already be published by then -- what do you honestly expect to happen? 2.) How do you plan to "ban" Book 7? I'm a Harry/McGonagal shipper ;-)
#874

Jo Rowling said 08/10/05, 10:25 pm (verified)
Yes, that would be quite right, it IS Ron and Hermione. It has been Ron and Hermione since I started writing this series so many years ago. And whether people like Ms. Snowy agree with the pairing or not, that is how it shall remain. I repeat, this ludicrous petition will have no effect whatsoever on book seven. Rest assured, this is the way I had it planned the whole time, and that is the way it will stay. Period.
#873

Come off it said 08/10/05, 10:22 pm (verified)
"We do now know it is Ron and Hermione." - JK Rowling. "We do now know it is Ron and Hermione." - JK Rowling. "We do now know it is Ron and Hermione." - JK Rowling. "We do now know it is Ron and Hermione." - JK Rowling. "We do now know it is Ron and Hermione." - JK Rowling. "We do now know it is Ron and Hermione." - JK Rowling. "We do now know it is Ron and Hermione." - JK Rowling. Enough evidence, snowy?
#872

issy said 08/10/05, 10:17 pm (verified)
I have proof of R/hr!!! Hermione is still talking to Harry here. "And it doesn't hurt that you've grown about a foot over the summer either," Hermione finished, ignoring Ron. "I'm tall," said Ron inconsequentially. He was trying to get herminone to notice him, because she was talking to Harry. This is so obvious!!! Also, "Well, what's so impressive about that?" whispered Ron, who for some reason looked annoyed. "You are the best in the year- I'd've told him so if he'd asked me!" Hermione smiled but made a "shhing" gesture, so that they could hear what Slughorn was saying. Ron looked slightly disgruntled. He wanted Hermione to think he was clever. And another, Ron still seemed slightly punch-drunk; he was shaking his head experimentally like a dog trying to rid its ears of water. "Don't you get used to her if she's staying in teh same house?" Harry asked. "Well you do," said Ron, "but if she jumps out at you unexpectedly like then . . ." "It's pathetic," said Hermione furiously, striding away from Ron as far as she could go and turning to face him with her arms folded once she had reached the wall. Hermione was angry because Ron was saying Fleur was fit!!! Do I need to post more? Yay for emersons thugs!!!
#871

snowy said 08/10/05, 10:13 pm (verified)
Confused and Amused - if you would bother to take a look at the Signature goal in the upper right corner of the petition, you'll see our goal is much more than a mere 1000 votes. And Harry/Fang??? Nice to know you're into beastiality, it doesn't surprise me one bit. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#870

snowy said 08/10/05, 10:09 pm (verified)
Thank you for clearing things up, Jo Rowling! I apologize for the hatred from all the R/Hr shippers here, but I'm afraid that's what happens when people like Emerson try to stir up trouble. Thanks for having the courage to correct people like him. And Amy, I'm afraid the number of visitors to my site has been a drain on the geocities servers. I'm currently working with them to solve the problem. As for the fact that Hermione has no trouble kissing Harry, hugging Harry, but refrains with Ron, well, I'm afraid you're proving my point! :) Mina - don't pretend you can read the mind of Hermione. All we have to go by is her words and actions, so I'm afraid your over analyzing. Also, quotes from interviews are not acceptable as evidence, nor are the idotic movies made by Warner Brothers. Stick to the books, please. Coonskin 13 - please do no post under multiple names, it makes you look stupid. Riddikulus - Ron is ALWAYS looking puzzled as though he was not sure what had just happened. He's by far the most stupid character in the books (sorry Ron fans), and half the time has no idea what's going on.
#869

Confused and Amused said 08/10/05, 10:08 pm (verified)
Two questions for snowy or whomever else originated this petition: 1.) How do you think this petition will get you what you want? Let's pretend you do get 1000 people to sign it -- and let's pretend further that these were actually the signatures of people who support you -- what good do you think it will do? JKR is not a government or an elected official. She is under no obligation whatsoever to obey any petition -- especially an internet petition. There is no way to prove, with an online petition, that you didn't create every single signature yourself. 2.) How do you propose to "ban" Book 7? Will you lobby your government representatives? Will you stand for election to the school board in your neighborhood, or get yourself hired by the county library system? Do you plan to buy up a control interest of shares in Scholastic and force the election of a new Board of Directors who will vote to scuttle their company's biggest money-maker ever? What exactly is your plan? Or haven't you thought that far ahead? BTW, I'm a Harry/Fang shipper.
#868

JK Rowling said 08/10/05, 9:32 pm (verified)
Snowy I am surprised that you realised why i put the love potion so early in book 6 Giny has indeed been slipping Harry love potions for a long time! She ceased shortly before Dumbledores funeral, Thats why Harry broke up with her. And Coonskin 13 you are quite wrong Ron and Lavander will get together until Ron and Ginny are killed by an alien attack (anyone who played Destroy all Humans knows what I am talking about *nudge**nudge* *wink**wink* Thank you and I hope with this enlightening post you will change yourmind about banning the seventh book -JK Roling
#867

Coonskin 13 said 08/10/05, 9:13 pm (verified)
The actual number of people who signed this petition supoorting it is closer to a dozen. As for your proofs toward H/Hr Snowy Resond Beter It is actually proof against you! It only shows that Ron likes Hermione. And about what she said? would you tell someone you like those things? Im sure you would, but the rest of us (the sane ones) wouldn't. And the love potions? According to if your "proof" is true she would have had to have slipped it to Harry while she was dating Dean! why would she do that! And she mentioned it early on becvause of Romilda and Marope. And Ron and Lavanders love wasn't true! It was to make Hermione jealous! READ THE BOOKS SUPPORT BOOK 7 ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY •Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever• COME BACK PUMPKINHEAD! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT! RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS ps The ad about owning land on the moon is more belivable than your ship.
#866

Non-Shipper said 08/10/05, 9:04 pm (verified)
Mina, you missed a bit out in your first quote - before she said "they're platonic friends", she catagorically said the word "No!" This was back in 1999 - she ruled out Harry and Hermione back in 1999. And still people believed it ... sigh ...
#865

Mina (yup, again) said 08/10/05, 8:47 pm (verified)
JKR said in online chats as early as 1999 that Ron and Hermione had something going on: "Harry and Hermione are very platonic [platonic means nonsexual] friends. But I won't answer for anyone else. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink." Q: Is it just me, or was something going on between Ron and Hermione during the last half of Goblet of Fire? A: "Yes, something's "going on," but Ron doesn't realize it yet. Typical boy." I used these quotes as evidence, Snowy.
#864

Non-Shipper said 08/10/05, 8:43 pm (verified)
Snowy, I don't care how many posts I make here, because my name is yet another one that does not support this petition. Only about 15-20 of the 925 sigs so far actually support this petition - numbers do not count in this case, because most people don't agree with you. Can't you see that this petition is PROVING that more people like R/H than like H/H, and more people are happy with JKR than are unhappy with her! This petition is proving your are delusional, it's proving you are wrong, and it's proving that you are in a minority. You've made yourself the laughing stock of the entire HP fan community with this.
#863

Riddikulus said 08/10/05, 8:42 pm (verified)
You challenged us to find you quotes from any HP book showing evidence of Ron/Hermione. " "Good luck, Ron," said Hermione, standing on tiptoe and kissing him on the cheek. "And you, Harry-" Ron seemed to come to himself slightly as they walked back across the Great Hall. He touched the spot on his face where Hermione had kissed him, looking puzzled as though he was not sure what had just happened. " There. Much better than your H/Hr, anyway.
#862

Coonskin 13 said 08/10/05, 8:39 pm (verified)
Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy heres the problem with you having 900+ sigs... Al except about a dozen sigs don't count. First All of them are jokes, doubles or denouce you except for about 3 from the first bb7 brigade, 6 from the second and you, Mushy Pumpkin, and Jelly for brains. Second drop the stupid signer thing, its too old. Btw all sigs on this site dont count cuz u cant use alibis.SUPPORT BOOK 7 ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY •Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever• COME BACK PUMPKINHEAD! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT! RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS Give Snowy hell from us Peeves... Now make fun of my grammmar
#861

Mina again said 08/10/05, 8:39 pm (verified)
Oh yes, and before I forget: "Oh, come on, Harry," said Hermione, suddenly impatient. "It's not Quidditch that's popular, it's you! You've never been more interesting, and frankly, you've never been more fanciable." Well, the only possible situation that I can imagine somebody telling her crush that he is fanciable would be if she is trying to seduce him. The tone of Hermione's voice doesn't seem to suggest this, though. She is "impatiently" telling him that other girls will find him fanciable. She is not saying it in a "low" voice, to make it more personable. All she is doing is pointing out to a rather dim-witted and slow friend that he should watch out, because he is hot property. And poor little Ron is just trying to force his way into a conversation where the girl he likes is telling someone else that he is attractive to other girls.
#860

Mina said 08/10/05, 8:34 pm (verified)
The Deconstruction of Mina. Hey, sounds kinda catchy. Though I must give you snaps for your research, snowy. That could be quite a valuable quote to somebody who is only taking things on face value. But my dear, I thought we were disregarding HBP since JKR obviously intended that book to be H/G and R/Hr. In fact, I thought your point was that you had been led to believe that H/Hr would happen throughout the five PREVIOUS books. So we can disregard that, can't we? But well done, you've finally backed up your babbling!
#859

Jelly said 08/10/05, 8:28 pm (verified)
I got your email address from your CHICKENshit livejournal, Mina. I saw you post on emersonsthugs. Amy is obviously not a H/Hr shipper. And spare us the sob-Story amy. I want the link to your fanfiction archive. I bet it's all R/Hr.
#858

Amy said 08/10/05, 8:23 pm (verified)
I'm intrigued as to how you can "maik" (as you spelt it earlier, see post #915) Mina's evidence into rubble. This point was that Hermione has no trouble kissing Harry, hugging Harry, when she refrains with Ron. Well, I have quite a few male friends, and whenever we say goodbye, we hug. There is one boy, however, who I have romantic feelings for, and I find it hard to kiss him goodbye. I always end up waving at him or tying my shoelace when everyone else is saying goodbye. It's just too, I dunno, painful. And I AM a H/Hr fan. I really am. I'd give you the link to my fanfiction archive if I didn't know you were going to make fun of it. Your website is offline, snowy. Otherwise I would be checking it.
#857

snowy said 08/10/05, 8:11 pm (verified)
Ha ha, Johnny Jackass, once again you reveal your incompetence by duplicating your post. What a doofus. So what is this, a history lesson now? Good God, man, stay on topic if you're able. And yes, obviously I do know what the Declaration of Independence is, otherwise I wouldn't have used it as an example, fuck-for-brains. As for Mina's so-called evidence, I've already reduced her very first point into rubble. See my website later today when I update it. And I just love this: "the superior opinions of myself, Miss Trish, Mina, Colleen..." "Superior opinions???" HAHAHAHAHA Hate to break it to ya, Johnny, but your little friends don't even know the meaning of a simple word like "signer." Also, you need to learn the meaning of the word "humor," since that's what I was using when I told Mina I was sorry she's a chicken egg. Then again, I have no doubt you are a chicken egg yourself, Jackass. And Non-Shipper - thanks for another sig! Pretty soon we'll be at 1000!!! LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#856

Jonathan said 08/10/05, 7:49 pm (verified)
Snowy Resond Beter, yes, "signer" does exist, but I am however a little bit more than amused that you keep using the example of "Signers of the Declaration of Independence". Tell me Snowy Resond Beter, do you even know what the Declaration of Independence even WAS? Could you tell when the War of Independence ended, when the declaration was made, who signed it, and who the Thirteen Original States are? Somehow, I doubt it. So you're going to try and shoot down the evidence of Ron/Hermione provided by Mina? (snorts in laughter). Well good luck with that one, you will inevitably fail, seeing as how you are not capable AT ALL of giving in-depth analysis. And where the hell is that Harry/Hermione evidence? Yet again you have simply said "It's in the books". Yes, but WHERE? Anyway: "And Tiffi - the reason no one responds to your insipid remarks is because no one cares what you think. My fellow H/Hr shippers (the TRUE fans) are simply expressing our opinions, and I'm sorry you can't handle it. Perhaps you should move to some country where they don't allow freedom of speech, maybe you'll feel more comfortable there." Oh really? I think the superior opinions of myself, Miss Trish, Mina, Colleen and the tons of other Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, ex-Harry/Hermione and non-shippers signing on this forum would care to disagree with you. "And Mina - I'm sorry you're a chicken egg. Please refer to my website, as I will soon be deconstructing your so-called R/Hr evidence as time permits." SARCASM, my dear Snowy. Please understand this concept as soon as possible, otherwise contact a shrink. "Veritatis Locutor and Amy - we all know you're really R/Hr shippers. Give it up." There is a passage in OotP when Sirius says something along the lines of "Yes, but the world is not split i
#855

Jonathan said 08/10/05, 7:48 pm (verified)
Snowy Resond Beter, yes, "signer" does exist, but I am however a little bit more than amused that you keep using the example of "Signers of the Declaration of Independence". Tell me Snowy Resond Beter, do you even know what the Declaration of Independence even WAS? Could you tell when the War of Independence ended, when the declaration was made, who signed it, and who the Thirteen Original States are? Somehow, I doubt it. So you're going to try and shoot down the evidence of Ron/Hermione provided by Mina? (snorts in laughter). Well good luck with that one, you will inevitably fail, seeing as how you are not capable AT ALL of giving in-depth analysis. And where the hell is that Harry/Hermione evidence? Yet again you have simply said "It's in the books". Yes, but WHERE? Anyway: "And Tiffi - the reason no one responds to your insipid remarks is because no one cares what you think. My fellow H/Hr shippers (the TRUE fans) are simply expressing our opinions, and I'm sorry you can't handle it. Perhaps you should move to some country where they don't allow freedom of speech, maybe you'll feel more comfortable there." Oh really? I think the superior opinions of myself, Miss Trish, Mina, Colleen and the tons of other Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, ex-Harry/Hermione and non-shippers signing on this forum would care to disagree with you. "And Mina - I'm sorry you're a chicken egg. Please refer to my website, as I will soon be deconstructing your so-called R/Hr evidence as time permits." SARCASM, my dear Snowy. Please understand this concept as soon as possible, otherwise contact a shrink. "Veritatis Locutor and Amy - we all know you're really R/Hr shippers. Give it up." There is a passage in OotP when Sirius says something along the lines of "Yes, but the world is not split i
#854

Non-Shipper said 08/10/05, 7:41 pm (verified)
What, by pointing out that hardly anyone on this website agrees with you? You're hardly helping your cause to appeal to JKR by saying "ban book 7", either. Nobody in the world will take this petition seriously, simply because so many people who disagree with you are signing it. If anything, this petition is a vote for support for JKR and for R/H more than it is for H/H, because far, FAR more R/H shippers and signing it than H/H shippers. You're even losing on your own petition, and this petition has proved not that many people are angry, but that most fans agree with JKR's direction, and agree with R/H. You've harmed your own "cause" considerably. How does that feel?
#853

snowy said 08/10/05, 7:34 pm (verified)
And may I say that you're maiking youself look like a fool by signing a petition you don't agree with, Non-Shipper. You're only helping our cause. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#852

Non-Shipper said 08/10/05, 7:25 pm (verified)
Snowy, you do realise that about 90% of these signatures have been from R/H or H/G shippers who have been either disagreeing with you, laughing at you or trolling - only around 10% have been from true H/H shippers. Surely you must realise that H/H shippers are a minority in HP fandom, and that deluded, militant H/H shippers like yourself are even fewer in number than that? You are fighting a losing battle - in fact, you have already lost, JKR has confirmed that. Give it up and accept you got it wrong, for your own sanity. You're making yourself look like a fool.
#851

snowy said 08/10/05, 7:24 pm (verified)
Veritatis Locutor and Amy - we all know you're really R/Hr shippers. Give it up. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#850

Veritatis Locutor said 08/10/05, 7:12 pm (verified)
Snowy: You caught me in my spelling error. Yes, it should be "petitions." I make mistakes in spelling, which is why I see no point in condemning others for doing the same. But let me clear something up: I am NOT a R/Hr shipper. I am not a H/Hr shipper. I am not a shipper of any kind, because I think the whole concept of "shipping" is idiotic and misses the point of the books. Reading HBP, I was concerned about Snape's loyalty and how Harry would eventually defeat Voldemort. I honestly didn't care with whom Hermione would be dancing the horizontal mambo, and I'm really quite alarmed that so many people are obsessed with that most trivial of questions.
#849

Mina said 08/10/05, 6:47 pm (verified)
Oh, goody. Well, I'm glad there is some H/Hr evidence in the books, cause I sure as hell couldn't see it. I also just got an email from Jelly, which is intriguing as I never gave out my email on this, but whatever. "Hey Mina sorry to break it to you but you're a chicken egg and you obviously don't know shit about the books. You have no graps of the english language or it's grammar and you don't care about hurting H/Hr shipper's feelings only about looking good for your pal Emerson. Bye-bye Mina Chicken egg Signer" Um... ook. Well, I'm glad you have a "graps" of the English language, and I'm glad you are also familiar with "it's" grammar. And damn, of course I'd want to look good for Emerson. He's hot. I'm sorry if I hurt people's feelings, although I really don't think I did. Does it interest anyone to know that Jelly's real name is Jennifer? No?
#848

Amy said 08/10/05, 6:40 pm (verified)
I used to think they would get together. Why am I a fraud just for having accepted that something wouldn't happen?
#847

snowy said 08/10/05, 6:40 pm (verified)
Mina dear, my evidence is in HP the books for all to see, but we'll get to that later. Right now I'm working on dispoving all your so-called evidence. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#846

snowy said 08/10/05, 6:37 pm (verified)
USED to be a H/Hr shipper??? Amy, you're obviously a fraud. Go try spouting your bullshit somewhere else, maybe someone will believe you there LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#845

Mina said 08/10/05, 6:34 pm (verified)
Thank you for your kind words, Snowy, my condition made childhood very difficult. And thanks, Amy. I'm still a Remus/Sirius shipper, even though Lupin is apparently shacked up with ol' Nymphadora now. It doesn't make a difference to my enjoyment of the pair. I'm referring to your website an awful lot these days, snowy. It's pretty sad, even for me. But deconstructing my evidence isn't providing your own.
#844

Amy said 08/10/05, 6:29 pm (verified)
I used to be a Harry/Hermione shipper, and I still am even though I know it isn't canon. I still write stories about the two of them getting together, because I like the idea. But I got over it. I was reading some past posts on here and found something Mina wrote about snowy's evidence on her page: "Now let's look at what that highly illuminating paragraph is actually saying. Well, because Ron and Hermione are essentially Harry's sidekicks, it makes sense for them to be on either side of him, supporting him as they receive important news about their futures. In photographs of the trio, Harry is almost always positioned in the middle with Hermione and Ron either side. This just further compounds those images. And all three of them are 'fumbling' with their owls, 'shaking', 'trembling' etc etc, because they are terrified of their results. Haven't you ever received important grades? I know that when I watched my sister open her GCSE results (for non-English folk, GCSEs are the equivalent of OWLs for us Muggles), she was shaking so hard I had to slit the envelope for her. And this wasn't because her best friend was right next to her, believe me. It was because she was scared that her whole future hung upon those ten grades." It's all valid, but I especially like the part about Ron and Hermione supporting Harry as his sidekicks. I think it's really true, and does make sense in that paragraph. SUPPORT BOOK 7!
#843

snowy said 08/10/05, 6:21 pm (verified)
Thank you, Veritatis Locutor, for having the intelligence that others here are sorely missing. Although I'm not sure what exactly "petetitions" are supposed to be, I value your insight, although I'm puzzled as to why you would be a R/Hr shipper. Oh well, everyone gets confused now and then, I suppose it can't be helped. And Mina - I'm sorry you're a chicken egg. Please refer to my website, as I will soon be deconstructing your so-called R/Hr evidence as time permits. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#842

Cato the Elder said 08/10/05, 6:16 pm (verified)
>>Woo-hoo! 900 siggys!!!! [SIC] >My fellow H/Hr shippers (the TRUE fans) are simply expressing our opinions>Perhaps you should move to some country where they don't allow freedom of speech, maybe you'll feel more comfortable there.> And btw, only pathetic geeks think their haiku actually impress anyone, lol>You people seriously need to take a remedial grammar course, and quick!>BAN BOOK 7
#841

Mina said 08/10/05, 6:12 pm (verified)
"Thanks to HP expert jelly for sending me the following encourgaing letter: Hey snowy! Just wanted to say i am trying my hardest to make those losers out there shut up. In particular tiffi, misstrish, jonothon, and mina (where the hell did she come in anyway???) i posted all the evidence I could find and i will try to find more. when will they all realise that Harry/hermione is the ONLY pairing that makes sense!! Indeed. I have trouble myself imagining where any of these delusional R/Hr shippers come from." HP expert? *snorts* My dear Snowy, if Jelly is an HP expert then I'm a chicken egg. And you can say what you want about me, but I'm definitely not one of those. And regarding my email put up on your webpage- please can you give us some H/Hr evidence? It really isn't asking much. Jelly managed a few pathetic quotes that actually show nothing but H/Hr shippers' ignorance (come on, Krumm? Have you read the books?). So go on, Snowy, you know you're dying to prove us wrong. Just one romantic moment in all 6 HP books that shows any H/Hr, apart from your ridiculous owl expose, and I'll admit you were right all along.
#840

Veritatis Locutor said 08/10/05, 6:06 pm (verified)
Kids, "signer" is most definitely a word. It's in the OED and the American Heritage. Next, it really does not look good to criticize someone on the grounds of grammar unless your own grammar is impeccable. Third, and perhaps most importantly, there are several degrees of insanity on this page. The most deluded and insane are those who are furious that the two characters they have been obsesing over did not fall in love: the people who craft "petetitions" demanding that the plotline be rectified and who threaten to "ban" the seventh book if Harry and Hermione fail to make the beast with two backs by the final chapter. Some degree of insanity must be reserved, however, for those who continually engage with such deluded fools. The wiser course of action would be simply to ignore them. Finally, none of you can "ban" Book 7 since I sincerly doubt any of you are members of a government. You can BOYCOTT the book, but that's about it. Post-Finally: Jesus was a heretical itinerant preacher who drew the bulk of his teachings from the liberal Pharisaic school of R' Hillel and was heavily influenced by the apocalyptic messianic ideology that percolated throughout Judea in reaction to the Roman occupation. No more, no less. I sincerely doubt he would care one way or the other whether any reads Harry Potter.
#839

snowy said 08/10/05, 5:58 pm (verified)
Woo-hoo! 900 siggys!!!! Take that, delusional R/Hr shippers. And Tiffi - the reason no one responds to your insipid remarks is because no one cares what you think. My fellow H/Hr shippers (the TRUE fans) are simply expressing our opinions, and I'm sorry you can't handle it. Perhaps you should move to some country where they don't allow freedom of speech, maybe you'll feel more comfortable there. Oh, and Johnny Jackass, you'll be glad to know I will soon be addressing Mina's little novel of so-called proof (sig # 819) on my website, so hold onto your little panties. And btw, only pathetic geeks think their haiku actually impress anyone, lol And colleen - please, you're on the "signer is not a word because it doesn't have its own enty in my dictionary" wagon as well? You people seriously need to take a remedial grammar course, and quick! LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#838

??? said 08/10/05, 5:48 pm (verified)
What sort of twat doesn't think signer is a word? What a bunch of weirdos
#837

the_bb said 08/10/05, 5:35 pm (verified)
Miss Trish and Tiffi - Thanks for the links, although I had actually already seen those delusional sites. What I was trying to say was just that reading "proofs" such as the alien-thing make me think that this has to be a parody... I mean, it's hard to believe that even the true delusional Harmonians would be so stupid.
#836

colleen said 08/10/05, 5:31 pm (verified)
I'm pretty much going to echo what everyone else has said. HAHAHAHA-Go away. You're annoying. monty python-Obviously you've offended several people on this petition, myself included. Leave this "petition". jesus saves-As Tiffi said, you obviously don't hate Harry Potter, or else you never would have found this. I am Catholic, and I love Harry Potter. So does most of my family (also practicing Catholics). If you really do hate Harry Potter, you obviously haven't read the books, because in NO WAY do the books promote Satan. Need proof? Everyone celebrates Christmas and Easter. Jelly-In case you haven't noticed, Mark ripped your "evidence" to shreds (by the way, great job, Mark!). Harry and Hermione are friends, and nothing more. To the second wave of the BB7 brigade-You're even less intelligent than the first group. "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." Get. Over. It. Oh yeah, snowy, I checked in the New College Edition: The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, and "signer" wasn't there either.
#835

Jonathan said 08/10/05, 2:17 pm (verified)
By the way Snowy, I hardly think that you are one to lecture me on "originality", considering as how most of your insults that throw at people are exactly the same.
#834

harmonie said 08/10/05, 8:19 am (verified)
Jelly, er, snowy, use your real name. Afraid are you?
#833

JKR supporter said 08/10/05, 7:12 am (verified)
Whoever the hell believes that Ginny is a bloody Mary Sue must truly be delusional! Also, how could you hope that she dies in the seventh book if you're planning on "banning" it? Oh and snowy dear, how the hell are you going to ban the book? Are you going to write to the church, the federal government, the general public or all of the above? They're the only ways to ban a book, if you were wondering. I suggest you use the proper word, like I don't know, boycott/ing. Deal with it, JK planned for Harry and Ginny to be together romantically, as well as Ron and Hermione are/will be, for years!Harry/Hermione shippers like you give all other logical Harry/Hermione shippers a bad name. Please stop with the idiocy. Also, I noticed a mini rush of snowy supporters coming in. I suspect that, a) she noticed how many people actually support this "petition" or b) she has a split personality disorder, with each personality as delusional as her. I mean no offense to those who do suffer or knows of someone who suffers from this disorder. Oh, and if that is truly you Jo, thank you for creating such a wonderful world and thanks for not allowing others to dictate what you're writing! ^___^
#832

Jo Rowling said 08/10/05, 5:41 am (verified)
I am appalled, truly appalled. How dare you petition me, the author, to change the way my books are written? Did you ever once stop to consider the fact that it is I who created Harry Potter in the first place? That it is I who continue to write the series, and it is I who have the final say over what book seven will be? If I want Ron and Hermione to be together, then they shall be together, whether you like it or not, because, it is my series, not yours. There is a reason that the entity known as fanfiction exists. If you do not like the way I have written my books, feel free to write your own version, Ms. Snowy. However, as long as it is I who writes the books, and it is I who collect the royalties from them, then I shall continue to write them any way I choose to. This ludicrous petition will not impact my decisions as to who is paired with whom.
#831

Agreement said 08/10/05, 4:52 am (verified)
the_bb...I heart you. I would give you a very large hug if it weren't for that whole "over the internet" factor. Thank you.
#830

Stalin said 08/10/05, 3:27 am (verified)
Why, hello, delusionals. I'd just like to say that I think that it is utterly ridonkulous of Snowy Resond thinks that the Destroy All Humans thing is "valid evidence." Seriously. That was like...the craziest thing I've ever seen. Mayhaps, dearling, you should buy said game and try it for yourself. But then, of course, you'd deny it. SHAME, WOMAN, SHAME. Ah well. I think I'll go invade Germany or something.
#829

Mark said 08/10/05, 1:02 am (verified)
In response to Jelly's pathetic "evidence": "Harry didn't know whether the best bit was Hermione running toward him, screaming, 'You solved it, you solved it!'" Read the entire part of the book before you make judgement, Jelly - Harry isn't sure whether that's the best bit or not, as it's in competition with other things, like Hagrid's return, exams being halted, and Lockhart leaving the school. And anyway, if your second-best friend had almost been killed, wouldn't you be pleased to see them again, alive and well? 'What happened?' he said, sitting up so suddenly they all gasped. 'You fell off,' said Fred. 'Must've been - what - fifty feet?' 'We thought you'd died,' said Alicia, who was shaking. Hermione made a small, squeaky noise. Her eyes were extremely bloodshot." Yes, she's upset, because one of her best friends almost died - wouldn't you be? When Ron is poisoned in HBP, her reaction is even more emotional - she goes pale, she's shocked, devastated, stunned, mentally gone, unable to speak for hours and hours and hours ... Ron being near to death affects Hermione even more deeply than Harry being near to death. Read between the lines, Jelly ... 'First Hogsmeade weekend,' said Ron. Harry threw himself into a chair beside Ron, his high spirits ebbing away. Hermione seemed to read his mind. "Harry, I'm sure you'll be able to go next time,' she said. 'They're bound to catch Black soon. He's been sighted once already.'" Yes. Also, there are several times when Ron reads Harry's mind, and Harry reads Ron's mind - and MANY times when Ginny seems to read Harry's mind, when Harry seems to read Ginny's mind, and w
#828

the_bb said 08/10/05, 12:55 am (verified)
jesus saves, please shut up. It's superstitious idiots like you who give us Christians a bad name. In the HP books there's nothing -NOTHING- that goes against God. Anyone who claims that hasn't understood anything, neither about Harry Potter nor about the Gospels! And to all non-believers... sorry about people like that idiot; we're not all like that. The true message of God is really much deeper than banning a book series because it contains the word "magic" or sending people to Hell just because they read them. Please don't think that all Christians are so stupid! And besides, sorry if that was off-topic, maybe I should add that all people who're supporting this petition are as stupid and delusional as the idiot who says we're going to Hell.
#827

Mina, again said 08/10/05, 12:52 am (verified)
I'm, er, "arrogant" and "up-myself" am I, Jelly? At least I can spell. What happened to you using spell-check, my dear? "Ok, all youse. Whatch out because I have got some concrete Harry/Hermione evidence for you." I'm still waiting. But at least Snowy's got someone to do her dirty work for her now.
#826

Jelly said 08/10/05, 12:49 am (verified)
Hermione makes the rain go away from Harry's spectacels! use you're real name, afraid are you?
#825

Jelly is a deluded wanker said 08/10/05, 12:41 am (verified)
Jelly - another thing. You said Hermione's eyes were bloodshot in PoA, right? Well, she reacted the same, it not MORE emotionally, to Ron getting poisoned in HBP. Repeat - you are delusional, and JKR has confirmed that "it's Ron and Hermione". Hahaha!
#824

Jelly is a deluded wanker said 08/10/05, 12:39 am (verified)
Jelly - most of the things you mentioned can be attributed to Harry and Hermione's strong bond of FRIENDSHIP. Have you ever heard of friendship? Yep, it's what two people have when they like each other and have a strong bond, but without any romantic relationship between them - just like Harry and Hermione. Since when has Harry ever shown jealousy against someone Hermione is with? Or since when has Hermione ever shown jealousy against someone Harry is with? NEVER. THEY HAVE NO ROMANTIC INTEREST IN EACH OTHER AT ALL. When Fleur kisses Harry on the cheek, Hermione shows no reaction. When Fleur kisses RON on the cheek, Hermione "looked simply furious" - notice the difference, or are you too delusional and blind to Harry and Hermione's lack of chemistry? As for Hermione talking about Harry often, yep, it's because their friends - because HBP CONFIRMS THAT HERMIONE IS IN LOVE WITH RON, NOT HARRY - AND JK ROWLING HAS ALSO CONFIRMED THIS, DICKWEED. As for Harry's reaction to thinking Hermione is dead, it's the same as his reaction when he thinks Ron is dead at the start of the book - he loves them BOTH EQUALLY. In fact, in GoF, he admitted he found Hermione boring, and that being with Ron was much more fun - in fact, Ron was "the thing he'd miss most", not Hermione. And no, HERMIONE NEVER FIXES HARRY'S GLASSES - she does in the MOVIES, but not in the books - and it's the books that count. Repeat - Harry and Hermione are dear friends who love each other as brother and sister, but have never shown any romantic feelings for each other. Ron and Hermione fancy each other - HBP and JK ROWLING HERSELF have confirmed this - Hermione was even happy that Harry and Ginny got together! If she was in love with Harry, this would upset her, surely? Instead, she's "beaming" at Harry and Ginny kissing. Face it, Jelly - all your evidence is fanwank crap, j
#823

Mina said 08/10/05, 12:32 am (verified)
Oh baby, I better be going to Hell. I think you're an asshole, I adore these books, I have as good a time as I can manage, I don't believe in God, and I'm Jewish. How's that for the Devil's Kiss? Jelly- your arguments are paltry and rubbish. We've seen them all before. And 'HAHAHA'? Kindly fuck off and stop clogging up these pages. Come on, jesus saves, please give me more religious insight.
#822

Jelly said 08/10/05, 12:26 am (verified)
Ok, all youse. Whatch out because I have got some concrete Harry/Hermione evidence for you. "Harry didn't know whether the best bit was Hermione running toward him, screaming, 'You solved it, you solved it!'" Harry only cares that hermione is running towards him and that is the best part to him. 'What happened?' he said, sitting up so suddenly they all gasped. 'You fell off,' said Fred. 'Must've been - what - fifty feet?' 'We thought you'd died,' said Alicia, who was shaking. Hermione made a small, squeaky noise. Her eyes were extremely bloodshot." Hermione has been crying her eyes out. 'First Hogsmeade weekend,' said Ron. Harry threw himself into a chair beside Ron, his high spirits ebbing away. Hermione seemed to read his mind. "Harry, I'm sure you'll be able to go next time,' she said. 'They're bound to catch Black soon. He's been sighted once already.'" Hermione can read his mind! They are meant for eachother!! "'Harry, well done!' Hermione cried. 'You did it, you found out how, all by yourself!' 'You haff a water beetle in your hair, Herm-own-ninny,' said Krumm. Harry had the impression that Krumm was drawing her attention back onto himself; perhaps to remind her that he had just rescued her from the lake, but Hermione brushed the beetle away impatiently and said, 'You're well outside the time limit, though, Harry ... did it take you ages to find us?'" Hermione only cares about harry. Sound familiar? Fleur was clapping very hard too, but Krumm didn't look very happy at all. He attempted to engage Hermione in conversation again, but she was too busy cheering Harry to listen." Um, read between the LINES. &
#821

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:23 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#820

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:22 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#819

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:21 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#818

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:21 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#817

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:21 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#816

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:21 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#815

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:20 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#814

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:20 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#813

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:20 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#812

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:20 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#811

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:20 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#810

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:20 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#809

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#808

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#807

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#806

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#805

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#804

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#803

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#802

HAHAHAHA said 08/10/05, 12:19 am (verified)
Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
#801