Signatures #8000 through #8100 for the Harry and Hermione are destined for each other petition
Draco Malfoy said 04/22/06, 10:36 pm (verified)
Hey! snowy! Harry is MINE!!!!all mine!!!! Hermione means NOTHING to him as a romantic relationship at least. Harry and me have this beautiful bond that you will NOT mess up!!!! go screw yourself snowy!!! LOSER DEAL WITH IT RON/HERMIONE 4EVER
#8100

This-petition-is-sooo-stupid said 04/22/06, 3:31 pm (verified)
I forgot to Say that there was a huge hint in GoF that Ron was the one one that liked Hermione, not Harry. To miss that and still not see it even though you've been told who go together and who don't, is stupid.
#8099

This-petition-is-sooo-stupid said 04/22/06, 3:12 pm (verified)
I don't support this petition. I Quote: "As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series" - True Fans???? I'd say the True fans are those who don’t care if the pairing they thought would happen was wrong or not. You say Harry and Hermione are destined to be together – How can they be if J. K. Rowling, Being the author, has planned for them to NOT be together? It’s stupid to think you can tell J. K. Rowling what to Wright. If you don’t like the books, Stop reading them and Stick to reading (and maybe writing your own) Fanfiction. You’re not delusional? Ha! Like I believe that. You clearly think you can tell J. K. Rowling what to do. Well tough luck. You can’t. I DON’T SUPPORT THIS PETITION. - As for her apologising for saying "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione.", All she has done is said the truth – We do now know. What is there to apologise for? Oh, and about the “ban book 7” CRAP, Why don’t you stop being so selfish, and start thinking about us readers who actually WANT to read book 7? You’d be better of doing a petition against banning book 7. Starting this petition or supporting this petition suggests that you’re Sad, DELUSIONAL, and need to get a life. It’s a FICTIONAL book forgoodnesssake! I give you advice: GET A LIFE! And just incase you didn’t get the massage, I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PETITION!
#8098

Ashley Hallis said 04/22/06, 10:50 am (verified)
I do NOT support this petition, you need to grow up and face the facts of life, you were wrong, we were right, Emerson and Mellisa rock while you don't. Get over it!
#8097

ILOVEYOUEMERSON said 04/22/06, 6:36 am (verified)
Looks like it's time for somebody's nappie! ~ Emerson
#8096

NoFxckingWay said 04/22/06, 6:35 am (verified)
OMGWTFLOL. The person below me has a point, too. Wow, erm... Harry and Hermione aren't meant to be and I'm not saying yer wrong er anything but um you'd think all those hints JKR has dropped throughout the books would help you see the bright light and get back into reality, no?
#8095

Sadly Not Delusional said 04/22/06, 4:00 am (verified)
OHMYGOSH. Alright after the initial shock of seeing the READER tell the WRITER that she is wrong, I think I can rant a bit. JKR wrote the books. JKR has every right in the world to make the books Ron/Hermione or Ginny/Harry or Dobby/Giant Squid! THEY ARE HER BOOKS! If you don't like it, read some fan fics. I am nota lawyer, nor will I ever claim to be unless I end up going to law school. But you have no right to even ATTEMPT to force JKR to apologize for the use of a word that she did not use and to re-write her books the correct way. Sadly, at least for you and those who actually support this petition, JKR is the author and she can write the books however the heck she wants too. I love how you consider yourselves "true" fans yet you refuse to read Book 7 because your ship sunk. Dude my Ship sunk too (I shipped Draco/Gonny) but I'm just happy Draco isn't completely evil. A true fan would read the book no matter if they disliked the ships. I love the "Circle Opens" series, and in the latest addition wer some ships I did not like, morally or romantically. but i still read the book. The sad thing is, you complain about how mean Emerson is to you, and yet you fit the bill perfectly. Maybe if you grew up and started acting maturely, he wouldn't call you "delusional"... Please consider taking the time to realise that this petition is completely and utterly VOID and that you are totally making yourselves out to be as delusional as Emerson made you out to be.
#8094

wtf said 04/21/06, 5:56 am (verified)
god, and you call other people delusional. you have absolutely no right to whatever you said you would. 99% of the people who signed petition signed it to give you their piece of mind. h/hr shippers are NOT the only true fans, but seeing the heights you'd climb to get your way, i doubt you're a fan at all. i understand you're hurt that emerson called you delusional, but, like hell you'll ban book 7. do that to my sorry a**.
#8093

gfdg said 04/21/06, 3:26 am (verified)
I support this piece of shit.
#8092

Ginny Weasley said 04/21/06, 3:21 am (verified)
Harry and I are going to do it before the end of the seventh book. Don't deny it.
#8091

Helen said 04/20/06, 2:51 pm (verified)
i think ive signed this petition about 4 times but i fing it highly amusing. it still gets me how delusional some people can be save it for fan fiction
#8090

Josh said 04/20/06, 11:10 am (verified)
Wow...You people are DELUSIONAL....Even if every shipper in the world didn't buy the book,JKR would still make millions. I for one don't give a flying fuck about wether Ginny marries Dumbledore,or what ever....Yeah,basically,yo u're a DUMBASS.
#8089

Ilona W. said 04/19/06, 11:58 am (verified)
Think of this as a post script from my last message... Has anyone else noticed how this thing buggers around with your spaces? Otter Snow, watch your tongue, you're verging on 'VERY OFFENSIVE TERRITORY' with your use of language.
#8088

Ilona Wallace said 04/19/06, 11:52 am (verified)
Well, I already expressed my feelings to Otter Snow in an email. Even though I am indifferent about pairings (all those except Lily/James because that's kind of obvious...) I found this petition very interesting. Many people, like me, disagree with what she (I think) says. I disagree mainly on principle. It isn't her place to demand what she wants - J.K. was kind enough to welcome us into the world of wizardry, and it is our place to thank her, not to critisise her works. As I already said, I am nonchalant about the pairings, but truly, Harry/Hermione cannot be. Disregarding the clues and painstakingly clear evidence wrought in the books, I believe that if Otter Snow can demand to have Harry/Hermione written, I should be able to demand what I want. What I want is for Harry to die, the annoying little berk, so that pairing is out of the question anyway. I thank you for your time. If you wish to contact me - I value your views on this - here is my email address: exocetderires27@hotmail.c om .
#8087

Ana said 04/18/06, 11:18 pm (verified)
What the hell were you thinking when you wrote this petiton?!?! Talk about dillusional!! P.S.- In case you couldn't tell, I am definately AGAINST this petiiton. JKR can do whatever she wants! And I am sure that all of the true HP fans would agree with me.
#8086

Clara said 04/18/06, 11:09 pm (verified)
Let me get a few things strait! One: I DO NOT, I repeat I DO NOT support this petition! Two: It may show that 8000-something people have signed at this point, but F.Y.I! 99% of them are signing AGAINST your petiton! Three: And even if you do reach your signature goal, it would NEVER be good enough to ban book 7, and NOTHING you do will change anything for that matter. THIS PETITION IS A WASTE OF TIME AND AN INSULT TO JKR. SHE IS A MAGNIFICENT FICTION WRITER(yes FICTION, Harry/Hermione are fictional characters) AND NOTHING YOU DO WILL MAKE JKR CHANGE HER MIND ABOUT ANY OF THE SHIPS THAT HAVE AND WILL CONTINUE TO SET SAIL!
#8085

neveryoumindwhatmynameis said 04/18/06, 8:08 pm (verified)
Wow, you ARE delusional!!! DUH, JKR WROTE those books, who're you to tell her what to do with them??!!!
#8084

ausa said 04/18/06, 6:53 pm (verified)
Harry/Hermione forever
#8083

mrsbrody said 04/18/06, 12:57 am (verified)
ok well number one..just cause harry is the main character doesnt mean he has to end up with the main female character thats just stupid! homany hints has j.k.r givin that it is RON AND HERMIONE (like 1,000 times!) and the hints between harry like ZERO! and + you cant ban the 7th book who do you think you are..president? the 7th book is when ron and hermione finally a couple..nnnaaaww
#8082

Becky said 04/17/06, 8:38 pm (verified)
Yeah, another person just signing to say how retarded this is. Ok, first of all, you can't make JKR apologize for anything, especially not for stating the truth. "We know that it's Ron and Hermione" is not an opinion!!! Also, "true fans" are not determined by one ship, which is COMPLETELY fictional! I honestly sympathize for you that you cannot see how superficial this whole thing is. I hope your job/school/significant other, whatever it is you've got going for you is willing to make time for your obsession, because otherwise, life's not gonna wait.
#8081

Ashley said 04/17/06, 8:35 pm (verified)
Lol i think it's hilarious that this petition has more ppl signing who DON'T support it. Hahah... Well these ppl are right, JK Rowling has made it clear that its R/Hr. So just get over it - its a friggen BOOK.
#8080

Ren said 04/17/06, 12:46 pm (verified)
Oh goodness! I laughed so much reading this. Okay, let me sum up a few things : *JKR is LICENSED to do WHATEVER she wants with the characters. SHE OWNS THEM. Signing a silly online petition will never change anything. Why the hell will she give in to your demands? *And I ship certain characters too, but I DO NOT go overboard. It's fun to believe but even if you ban her books- JKR will continue to write whatever she wants. You can never stop that. And lastly, I request you, do not take things so seriously. I'm an HP freak, but I'm not delusional [I swear that word is so apt]. They are FICTION. And please get over these things soon.
#8079

emmapwnsu said 04/17/06, 5:30 am (verified)
Wow. What kind of DELUSIONAL idiot thinks of something like this. J.K. is correct, you truly are DELUSIONAL. You should go stuff your head in the ground and stop disgracing yourself. And as for banning Book Seven? Good luck with that, moron. You and your six or so stupid little friends can have you "Ban Book Seven" party while the rest of us are out SUPPORTING it. Oh, and Yao for Hagrid? You must be on crack.
#8078

Lexa said 04/17/06, 12:26 am (verified)
Harry/Hermione eh? Its really odd how people are for that when JK Rowling made it Ron/Hermione. Earlier in the books I can see how people could jump to that conclusion but BANNING the 7th book! Now thats ridiculous. Logically, JK Rowling is the AUTHOR of the book therefore giving her the right to pair up whoever she wants. Don't like Ron/Hermione? Tough, go find another book to read or something...
#8077

Mel said 04/16/06, 11:00 pm (verified)
LMFAO. Okay, first of all: Ban book 7? Go ahead, be my guest. If the book sales are affected, I'm sure that Scholastic will "reconsider" future releases... (uh, yeah, just a hint? NO FUTURE HP books after 7, dumbass). Second, if you honestly think that JKR's going to apologize to you, you have more issues than I can even begin to put down into words. I'm going to stop here, for the 8000-something other signatures (oh, and by the way? You'd be lucky if 100 supported this petition) say everything else I want to. Thanks Emerson, for linking this on the H/Hr Wall of Shame XDD. (No, I do NOT support this absolutely ridiculous petition. Good luck though XP)
#8076

Emily said 04/16/06, 5:57 am (verified)
You people are stupid! Think of how many more R/Hr shippers there are than H/Hr shippers! Get a life! It's JKR's series! And if you all were to go and boycott book 7, sales probably wouldn't be affected since H/Hr shippers make up a very small portion of the fans. You guys suck!
#8075

april said 04/15/06, 1:32 pm (verified)
it's the 15th april 2006. does anyone still look at this? i just found it in y favorites from way back.
#8074

15th april 2006 said 04/15/06, 1:27 pm (verified)
it's the 15th april 2006. does anyone still look at this thing? i just found it in my favorites.
#8073

Ron Weasley said 04/14/06, 11:08 pm (verified)
Uhmm... sure. You can think whatever you'd like. But erm.. that's not what's going to happen. P.S. Hermione and I belong together. BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!
#8072

T. Attebery said 04/14/06, 7:49 pm (verified)
Ottersnow is fucked up banning book 7 would be retarded so suck a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#8071

Ruthie H said 04/13/06, 4:49 pm (verified)
I DONT support this petition. Get over it, its not your book.
#8070

lololol said 04/13/06, 4:10 pm (verified)
i didn't know that they are such stupid people around...ban book 7? go and bang your heads on the wall... fuckeningly yours..
#8069

Oromis said 04/12/06, 8:52 pm (verified)
This is pathetic. You freakin' Harry/Hermionie shippers should get a life. I mean, seriously, why would anyone spend their time writing a petition that is gonna be rejected anyways? It is pretty obvious that the only ships that are sailing are Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermionie. Again, get a freakin' life. P.S. I am not signing your petition, I'm just telling you how pathetic, dumb, pathetic, dillusional, and pathetic you guys are.
#8068

lol said 04/12/06, 12:09 am (verified)
This might reach a million signatures. And about five of those sigs will support the petition. I ship Slughorn/Pinnapple
#8067

Hilary Duff said 04/11/06, 11:11 pm (verified)
I support this petition. I'm also dating a stupid asshole with absolutely no talent. Fuck Joel. Fuck him in the ass.
#8066

Karen said 04/11/06, 2:54 pm (verified)
"I support this petition." Hell NO! "These people are idots." Hell Yes! "Get a Life." Please someone help them out. "Harry and Hermione shippers don't know when to quite." So obvious. "They'll keep at it just to believe they are right." They were barried, they are like inferi
#8065

Jessica said 04/11/06, 6:37 am (verified)
ottersnow, IT IS JUST A BOOK. the characters are FICTIONAL. which means they are NOT REAL. which means they exist only in the author's imagination. don't you have ANYTHING better to do than start a petition trying to get two FICTIONAL characters together? Petitioning to get two real people together is a different story, but two HP characters? and what satisfaction will you get if you succeed? will you sleep better at night knowing that two made-up characters in a book on your bookshelf are in love? Freak. ...do you have any friends? or at least, something worthwile to do? man, get a life!
#8064

em said 04/11/06, 12:55 am (verified)
This is idiotic. While you may be dissapointed that Harry and Hermione are not together, DEAL. It's JK Rowling's perogative to make Ron and Hermione a couple, and she had made it increasingly obvious over the last few books.
#8063

Miss Diggory said 04/10/06, 11:05 pm (verified)
This petition is ridiculous! I am really worried about the people who think that Hermione and Harry should be together - I mean, have you ever read the books???? I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS AT ALL! Ban book seven? Pathetic.
#8062

ur mom said 04/10/06, 8:22 pm (verified)
this has to be the most effing retarded thing i think i`ve ever seen. it's stupid, shallow, one-sided, DELUSIONAL (there i said it, sue me) and totally pointless. first of all, half of it makes no sense. second of all, i`m still buying book 7. deal with it. you lost. and a petition is totally pointless. the end.
#8061

The Nutter said 04/10/06, 9:58 am (verified)
This petition is the stupidist thing since the creation of the cheese cauldron. So I would just like to remind you that Harry, Hermione and Ron are FICTIONAL characters. That means they are NOT REAL. And anyway - jkr has every right to do what she wants with HER creation. You guys are pathetic.
#8060

Kim said 04/09/06, 4:39 am (verified)
Crazy person. Makes me wonder what Snowy's home life was like.....
#8059

Matt said 04/08/06, 11:00 pm (verified)
Idiots! I don't support this petition, I just wanted to express my amazement at how STUPID people are today.
#8058

life goes on... said 04/08/06, 10:42 pm (verified)
seriously what's wrong with you people? Is not finding out how the million other storylines in the HP books finish, really worth banning the 7th? I understand that you're upset that the Harmny ship didn't work but really J.K. has never led us wrong before. Can any of you deny that the last 6 books have been nothing less then awesome? So put your faith in J.K. and her amazing mind. p.s. The hints were anvil sized...
#8057

laughingoutloud said 04/08/06, 2:42 pm (verified)
ban book 7?u guys are totally crazy....just because it isn't h/hr?true and real fans don't do tt...and you called yourself "true fans"??!!please...... ..
#8056

bell said 04/08/06, 2:27 pm (verified)
wad the fug?? are u ppl crazy? oh wait, u are. it's not wrong to be a h/hr shipper, but is there a need for this petition?? bah. anyway, H/G and H/R rocks my socks
#8055

angie666 said 04/08/06, 2:05 pm (verified)
oh please....jkr is the one who is writing the book not u!beside harry potter are fiction....made up characters...and besides...what's wrong with harry/ginny and ron/hermione???
#8054

xyz said 04/08/06, 12:52 pm (verified)
I support this petition? u want me to say this? u people are living in blind faith. open ur eyes and see the truth. and the big big truth is harry and ginny are going to be together. ok?
#8053

lady m said 04/08/06, 3:13 am (verified)
pshfff....i too agree with lolcrazy..u guys are mental! it was alwayssssss harry/ginny and ron/hermione! use ur common sense who would go with who?...and for god's sake...quote "real harry potter fans" shutup and stop trying to prevent what will be the greatest book ever, because it won't work and mr.otter snow was probably bored when he made this petition..anything else? no...bye messrs and misses delusionals!
#8052

Kat said 04/07/06, 6:07 pm (verified)
No true Harry potter fan would want the ban of book 7, no matter what ship was sailing in it.
#8051

LOL ? said 04/07/06, 4:49 pm (verified)
"As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series." Only true fans ? Hello...? What the fuck is your problem ?? And I agree with lolcrazy, there are many clues that say that ron&hermione are going to be together =D
#8050

RHr shipper said 04/07/06, 6:36 am (verified)
Im seriously tired of haters. (and I dont mean only the delusionals H/Hr shippers). But, I mean, did you guys even read the books? There was no way a person could think that is was going to be H/Hr. They were always shown as something like siblings. Yes, Hermione loves Harry, but like a brother, a best friend. THERE ARE SO MANY SIGNS THAT IT IS R/HR! You must be blind not to get them. All the jealousy and stuff. But I want you ppl to know that this doesnt mean that you cannot fulfill your dreams on fanfiction (its just not canon). Oh, Snow-whatever, buy yourself a life and charge it on my account! LoL.
#8049

I Laugh At You said 04/07/06, 5:06 am (verified)
I laugh at you. i love these books, but they are just fictional charecters. If you are so worked up about this, then i suggeset you stop reading these wonderful books and mabye go get into your own relationship, where can make anything you want happen. JK Rowling said no, and thats how it goes. this petition will do nothing. I do not support it.
#8048

Julia. said 04/07/06, 4:59 am (verified)
This petition is complete and utter bullshit. Get a life, people.
#8047

lolcrazy said 04/07/06, 4:24 am (verified)
MY GOODNESS!!!You /hr shippers are such assholes!I can't believe you even made a petition about this!I crazked a rib laughing!JKRowling owns these books and can do whatever she wants with them.Beside's,everyone knows it's Ron and Hermione.She has given clues on the books.HELLO!!!They fight and get annoyed with each other simply because Ron asked Hermione to go to the ball wihth him and was too late.I guess I've been very clear.THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!Harry and Hermione will NEVER, and I mean NEVER,will be together.
#8046

Angry Mob said 04/06/06, 8:27 pm (verified)
What the fuck is your problem!? The charecters belong to the creator, not some psycotic fan girls okay. So the creator can do what she wants with them and if you where such huge fans of the books you should respect her wishes. Grow up the lot of you.
#8045

Lemming said 04/06/06, 8:25 pm (verified)
They're her fucking characters, it's not up to you sad gits who she pairs them up with. Stop acting like children, they're fictional characters. You're all a bunch of wankers, shut up and leave JK Rowling alone.
#8044

Hey said 04/06/06, 8:05 am (verified)
lans you say guys with a plural like more than one person is protesting against her book...we're all protesting against this person making up this stupid petition in the first place.
#8043

lans said 04/06/06, 1:53 am (verified)
you guys are crazy. do you really not have anything better to protest against? Go collect money for darfur or something.
#8042

JAW said 04/05/06, 10:24 pm (verified)
LOL You guys are hilarious!!!! Heron all the way!!!
#8041

Aunt Petunia said 04/05/06, 10:39 am (verified)
I'm sorry but Harry can't come to the phone right now, he's cowering in a corner where Emma Watson's evil eyebrows of doom can't get him.
#8040

Smarter than You obviously said 04/05/06, 8:05 am (verified)
I do not support this petion, however I do support that fact that your an obsessed freak with no life and having problems waiting for the 7th book to come out so you decide to make up a petition out of bordem. I would bet anything you'll go out and read the 7th book anyway and like it just as much if not more. Weirdo!!!
#8039

JKR said 04/05/06, 7:06 am (verified)
I've just been notified that I'll either be charged 40 billion dollars american, or be forced to make Harry and Hermione become a couple in book 7. Might as well sign the petition. Nobody cares about it anyway.
#8038

Bob said 04/05/06, 3:20 am (verified)
I do't support this and very stuipid
#8037

Kelly said 04/04/06, 3:39 pm (verified)
I think that everybody who is saying very disgusting things should be ashamed of themselves. Ok, yes, I'm a Ron/Hermione (non-delusional) but come on, for all you people to say such nasty things. That's not why J.K. Rowling made the book and you should consider yourselves the bigger people. You are taking this way out of hand and honestly you need to grow up. Sure be funny, think the H/Hr are delusion (they are) but don't go out cursing everything because one person might boycott book 7.I don't know, let's think of the millions of other people out there. You are just being ridiculous. If you want to choose the R/Hr side then do it but in a civilized manner. Grow up people! Besides it much more fun when you can support your side intellectually anyway.
#8036

jlwitch said 04/04/06, 3:10 pm (verified)
Okay, I've always been a Hr/R and H/G shipper.. ALWAYS.. And sorry to say but the H/Hr ship sunk a long time ago, that ship sunk in CoS when the first hint of H/G was shown, in the Chamber of Secrets, and then again in PoA with Hr/R just get over it, and enjoy the books... It shouldn't be turned into a battle, because the ship you wanted didn't sail, I mean it's all in fun, to enjoy the reading, why let something SO little as a sunkin ship, ruin it for you? The books are NOT about what ships happen, and what ones don't.. It's simply the story of Harry vs. Voldemort, so please, let it go, stop insulting the H/G shippers, and the H/G shippers that insult the H/Hr shippers need to stop too.. It's ruining the fun, and this I believe is NOT what J.K. Rowling wanted with her books.
#8035

ruby said 04/04/06, 2:47 pm (verified)
this thing still on?????
#8034

Ari said 04/04/06, 4:32 am (verified)
I'm sorry, but H/Hr is a ship that has been sunk. I've taken it, why can't you guys? Wasn't our ship named Harmony? Why can't you just live with the flow and accept the creator and author's statements? After all, she probably had R/Hr planned before any of us enen thought about reading book one. Grow up, you guys.
#8033

what? said 04/03/06, 1:59 am (verified)
i would like to concur with ihatedelusionals and say that otter snow is a stupid, cum guzzling gutter slut, and should be sterilized, so she cant pass her stupidity along to another generation or stupid fucking whores. otter snow, do you honestly expect to ban book 7? ROFL you really are a stupid cunt. please, for the sake of the next generation, go kill yourself. sincerely yours, fuck you.
#8032

Anna said 04/02/06, 6:16 am (verified)
you know WHAT otter snow? harry and hermione do NOT like each other so get over it!!!!! them getting together is like you dating your brother or whatever...its just not rite...im sorry to all the harry/hermione supporters...but jk said they are not getting together.
#8031

IHateDelusionals said 04/02/06, 5:38 am (verified)
Ok, YOU ARE DELUSIONAL!!! Even if JKR didn't say it herself (which is upsetting) you ARE! I don't mind Harmonies who were harmonies pre-HBP, but COME ON! After that book, anyone who's still grasping onto hope is completely DELUSIONAL!!!! You are a crazy bitch, you know that? Whore Cunt Bitch Dyke Pre-mature baby Transgender Those are some other words other than DELUSIONAL which describe you. Mother fucker would also be a good one! And how does it feel to know that if JKR even LOOKS at the average post on this petition, since most are against it, she'll just laugh her ass off, and then magically glue it back on because she's magical like that. This petition is more like a chatroom where the "Haves" like us combat the few "Have-nots" who actually decide to post your DELUSIONAL comments on this DELUSIONAL petition. There, why don't you look that up in the DELUSIONAL history books you have on your DELUSIONAL bookshelf. CUNT DDEELLUUSSIIOONNAALL FUCKER
#8030

ellen said 04/01/06, 3:28 am (verified)
WOW. who would be that upset by fictional charecters? thats frikken amazing. its a book, get over it! jo will never lisen to this stupid petition on this stupid website. most of the signitures are insulting any. go to mugglenet's speacial edtion wall of shame!
#8029

Sarah said 04/01/06, 3:23 am (verified)
......................... ................. Well. Isn't this just the perfect display of utter genious? I personally have been convinced that we should all force JKR to write the books the way we want them. I mean, that's all she's there for, right? To cater to the needs of a minority of shippers? I honestly feel for those harmony shippers who aren't insane; i would be contemplating suicide personally. ... Or possibly homicide. I'm sure the judge would understand.
#8028

yo said 04/01/06, 12:00 am (verified)
#8027

aNnOyInG said 03/31/06, 11:58 pm (verified)
d e l u s i o n a l ! ! !
#8026

Dorky Snowy Otter said 03/31/06, 11:15 am (verified)
You Dork Snowy, even if you do get one million petitions, it's not going to do anything, JKR is still going to write the 7th book and publish it, there's way too many people that would buy it...THIS is PROOF! Since all these are signatures against YOU!! Moron!
#8025

Im Yours said 03/31/06, 10:58 am (verified)
Snowy my love! How right you are! Harry and Hermione are destined to be together! You are the only person out of 8000 that sees this...therefore you and I are the "true fans" come be my Hermione and I'll be your Harry and we'll be "true fans" together. I'll even change my name to Harry for you...and you can change your name to Hermione for me...it's perfect!! Just email me at FuckOffNotOn@excite.com
#8024

HAHA said 03/31/06, 10:51 am (verified)
HEY SNOWY!! IF YOU GET YOUR MILLION, ALL YOU CAN SAY IS OVER ONE MILLION PEOPLE HATE YOU...PRETTY IMPRESSIVE...
#8023

HAHA said 03/31/06, 10:49 am (verified)
HEY SNOWY!! HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT OVER 8000 PEOPLE HATE YOU??
#8022

Snowy's Mom said 03/31/06, 9:17 am (verified)
SNOWY YOUNG LADY WHAT KIND OF PETITION IS THIS?! YOU TAKE YOUR FILTHY MOUTH OFF THIS WEBSITE AND CLOSE DOWN THIS PETITION OR YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM LIFE!!!! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE PADDLE YOUNG LADY!!!!
#8021

Obsessed said 03/31/06, 9:10 am (verified)
Harry, my love! Don't go away! Come back! Just because you caught me watching you sleep doesn't mean anything! Ok...I'll stop with the pushing letters..aannd..I guess I'll stop calling you on the phone...but you can't make me stop watching you through the window with the binoculars!!
#8020

JK Rowling said 03/31/06, 6:23 am (verified)
What the fuck you fucking bitch! You want a piece of me? I can write whatever I fucking feel like writing so fuck off!! If you don't like it than don't read it you stupid whore!!!
#8019

Otter Snow said 03/31/06, 6:19 am (verified)
Wow, I didn't even expect to really get this many signatures, honestly people this whole thing was a joke, but now I see it's getting taken way too far, so I'm going to say I'm sorry I'll try to take this petition off. I just wanted a good laugh at all the comments but now I have people stalking and threating me so this is getting way too far. -Snowy
#8018

Lyra said 03/30/06, 11:50 pm (verified)
Hahahaha... Nine months and this thing's only got 8269? Yeah, you should have your one million by the time the fifth remake of the HP are out. Okay maybe four. And haha
#8017

Obesessed said 03/30/06, 12:10 pm (verified)
Harry and Hermione can't be together because Harry is mine bitch!! I'm glad Harry dumped that dirty whore Ginny so he can be with me!! *fantasizes* *plots* now all I have to do is get Hermione and Ron out of the way and help Harry find those Horacuxes...then he'll love me for sure!
#8016

understand said 03/29/06, 8:46 pm (verified)
lets just randomly sign the petition and see what happens when it gets to one million Signature lol this petition makes me laugh delusional freak
#8015

Ace said 03/29/06, 2:43 am (verified)
I think this petition is stupid and you people can't take a very normal joke when you probably call somebody delusional everyday. Not only have YOU insulted R/Hr shippers, but you're simply proving Emerson's point by using this petition. So, I will simply sign this petition, along with the comment, and bid you adieu. Oh, and I neither support R/Hr or H/Hr. I think that none of them will end up together. harry's too tragic. -Ace
#8014

Snowy Otter said 03/29/06, 2:08 am (verified)
I am a freakin' idiot with no life who would rather do something stupid and get worked up about some characters in a freakin' book than do something productive and stop sleeping with the 3 year old next door. I'm delusional and have a crush on JK Rowling. That's right, I'm lesbian and proud of it!!! :-) if your a hottie girl PLEASE call me at 657-4000-2360. I'm desperate and ugly and no one likes me. But seriously, call the number!!!
#8013

thistleclaw ( warriors forever said 03/27/06, 11:38 pm (verified)
dude you are one SERIOUSLY crazed up frootloop. I don't think J.K.R is gonna make harry and hermione love each other in book 7 and if you are true fans why are you ditching the book because ONE little thing didn't go your way. And you want her to APOLOGIZE for saying that ron and hermione are together. She writes the books she can do that. And if you think that there are FEW Ron hermione shipers than you have just not been paying attention. Oh and it wouldn't matter if they reconsidered future harry potter publications because THATS THE LAST BOOK. Oh there a just a few more things one get over yourself she isn't gonna change the book for you. Oh also you are really stupid to think you can even hope to pull this off and half of your replies are insults. LIKE THIS ONE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOURE DUMB AND DELUSINOL ( and I suck at spelling)
#8012

LOL said 03/27/06, 9:38 pm (verified)
LOL somone actually made a petition saying that H/Hr is actually canon??? LOL! More delusional than I thought!
#8011

Tanuka said 03/26/06, 7:28 pm (verified)
Also... >.> *gets out of nowhere a flag that says "Puppyship rox0rz"* :D THE ONE AND ONLY ONE SHIP, REMUS AND SIRIUS FOREVAH. Because they "look like an old married couple"♥♥♥. Ok I'm off now.
#8010

Tanuka said 03/26/06, 7:16 pm (verified)
What I don't really get is why do you do petitions asking for the actors to be changed. You do realize like 97% of the signs are against the petition? Again I ask you to leave Rowling's work. They're her books. I think when she laughed at "delusional" she didn't mean to offend any Harmonian. It was just a funny comment. And leaving every now and then insults at the petition won't make it better. Neither from your part nor the "delusionists". Hope you someday understand, Tanuka
#8009

Gak! said 03/25/06, 4:12 pm (verified)
I support this petition. Actually i'm on crack. So yeah ban book seven!!! *sarcasm*
#8008

Sarah said 03/25/06, 2:15 am (verified)
does this otter chick ever shut the fuck up? How many petitions is she going to make before she realizes that she is the laughingstock of this site?
#8007

Mike the Wise said 03/25/06, 2:02 am (verified)
hmm... it says that the companys might not publish any more HP books after 7 beacuse there will be such a great los of sales? two things: you're going to read it anyway. regardless of your hurt feelings, you're going to buy and read it. if you care enough about the Harry Potter books to be hurt by what J.K.R. wrote, you care enough to read the 7th book anyway. second point? THERE ARENT GOING TO BE ANY MORE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AFTER 7!!!
#8006

qwertt said 03/24/06, 6:15 pm (verified)
um...... nobody cares about online petitions, you dolts.
#8005

Raine said 03/23/06, 10:59 pm (verified)
I see Snotrag is still on her tirade about getting Harry Potter done her way. Are we still eating pie and supporting the make pie not war coalition? Someone let us know. Btw, we're really really close to setting up an online store for our series, we'll let you know when it goes up. We got a myspace too. Snotrag, grow up, apparently everyone else has. GET OVER IT! SUPPORT THE MACABRE QUARTET AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION! GO EAT PIE SNOTRAG!
#8004

rar! said 03/23/06, 10:39 pm (verified)
geeze this is a joke you ought to take it down to stop embarrassing yourself because trust me, that's all you're doing when ever you take all these "signatures" to anybody , they're going to see the comments too soooooooo theyill know that 300 people actually agree with you and apart from embarrassing yourself, you're also embarrasing the poor Harmony shippers that don't agree with you (who cares about the losers that do) soooooooo since this is such a joke i'll add a bit of nonsense! rar! ag jyt wq .fy he he he he he he he he
#8003

rar! said 03/23/06, 1:51 am (verified)
#8002

moo said 03/21/06, 5:51 am (verified)
i can't believe there are actually people who agree with this crap you've written snowy otter!!! I saw about 3 on just the first page of signings!Probably they're just you signing up as other people, or one person who keeps signing under different names. ALthough i have to say, grindylow, you don't seem so crazy. Snowy, let me tell you a story. Once this boy enrolled at my school. Let's just call him Sam Jones. Sam was nuts. He had already been kicked out of two other private, well known, respected schools. For one of them, the reason was he had gotton up in the middle of class and jacked off. He told girls to suck his d*ck and the teacher that she had a nice arse, just not big enough. He threw things at people in PE. H ebroke other peoples lockers. He stole Yu-Gi-Oh cards from a guy who would win lots of tornuments and get prizes. His mum had to hire baby sitters when she was out or else invite him over to someone elses house when she went out becuase shje didn't trust him in the house alone. He would declare that he loved a girl to the world, knowing that she hated him. All the girls including me hated him and thought he was disgusting. He stole slurpee cups from the tuck shop. In Home Ec, he overflowed the sink on purpose and would lick the bowl before getting the mixture out. He threw his computer down the stairs. He was constantly smacking other guys on the butt and if they resisted would try and fail to hurt them. On the way home he took a puppy from a car and left it on a busy road, I think he picked up rocks and was throwing them into peoples yard for no reason, then he went to McDonalds and dumped Fench Fries in some random ladies coffee. He was "asked to leave" [a.k.a. Leave or you're expelled] after about half a year and I think he will either end up in jail, dead, male protitute, or linving in his paents basement at the age of forty and just lazing around playing with his pokemo
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