I dont support it.its delusional.get over it.blahhhhh.h/hr shippers suck.i do not think you will get 1000000 sig's for a while i shipped h/hr...But ive not come to my senses.Im no longer delusional.I dont think anyone should have to apoligize,and go ahead ban book 7,people will still buy it.Stupid.I hat H/hr.PS: I LOVE MELISSA AND EMERSON
Oh my! *gasp* It's really good that you used Joanne Kathleen Rowling's full name. I mean, what if she changed her name on you? Then who would you go whining to like a bunch if puerile mypoic brats if you had no one to complain to?
Yes. It's very important that you used her full name every effing time it was mentioned in your desparate and - should I change my name, I'm not sure - delusional attempt to convince the person who wrote the books in the first place to change relationships around to satisfy a fangirl's pitiful ships.
I really don't see how you have any right to ask the woman who created this entire world - yes, surprisingly, including the relationships of the Trio - to change what she wrote.
Dude, whatever JK writes is LAW. Simple. As. That.
*sniggers* Goal: one million total signatures: 8440
greeeeeeaaaaaaattttt. and almost half of those (at LEAST) are the undelusionals. H/G R/Hr forever! hehehehe
YOU JACKASS! No one will EVER ban Harry Potter because it has sold so many copies, and everyone is anxiously waiting for book 7 INCLUDING ME so it will NEVER be banned. RON+HERMIONE and HARRY+GINNY!
Destiny, duh.
first off jk DIDNT laugh at the word DELUSIONAL. if you read it. you would know that she was laughing before that. also this is the RIGHT order:
ES: We thought it was clearer than ever that Harry and Ginny are an item and Ron and Hermione — although we think you made it painfully obvious in the first five books —
JKR: [points to herself and whispers] So do I!
ES: What was that?
JKR: [More loudly] Well so do I! So do I!
[All laugh; Melissa doubles over, hysterical, and may have died.]
ES: Harry/Hermione shippers - delusional!
JKR: Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional. I am however, going to say — now I am trusting both of you to do the spoiler thing when you write this up —
[More laughter.]
JKR: I will say, that yes, I personally feel - well it's going to be clear once people have read book six. I mean, that’s it. It’s done, isn’t it? We know. Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione.
THATS WHAT HAPPENED. SHE DEFENDED YOU SNOWY...SHE SAID NO...THEIR NOT DELUSIONAL BUT IT IS RON AND HERMIONE...AND ALSO:
MA: You're making our lives a lot easier by laying it on the table -
JKR: Well I think anyone who is still shipping Harry/Hermione after this book -
ES: [whispered] Delusional!
JKR: Uh - no! But they need to go back and reread, I think.
ES: Thank you
EMERSON WAS MEAN TO SAY DELUSIONAL BUT THEIR RIGHT. IF YOU COULDNT SEE IT WAS RON AND HERMIONE FROM THE START THAN PLEASE REREAD. THE SECOND BOOK TOWARDS THE END, THE THIRD BOOK(MOVIE) WHEN SHE HUGGED RON, THE FOURTH WHEN SHE WAS UPSET THAT RON ASKED HER LAST TO THE BALL AND WHEN HE GOT MAD FOR GOING WITH SOMEONE ELSE, THE 6TH BOOK WHEN RON AND HERMIONE WERE PRACTICALLY CUDDLING AT DUMBLEDORES FUNERAL...harry and hermione never cuddled. they never got pissed for taking other people to
I think Harry will marry Hagrid they were in love the first time they saw eachother and dont forget about their walks in the forest and their good times under that invisability cloak
Geez... Get over it! Hermione and Ron are together, and there's nothing you can do about it! I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PETITION! You are acting incredibly childish. Grow up!
Just forget you ban on book 7. True Potter fans just ignore the 'ships.
EXCUSE ME! who do you think you are? no offence or anything, but don't you think your taking a BOOK a TINY bit too seriously? can JKR not write a few books and not have people worldwide tring to ban book 7? you know your wasting your time,don't you? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM???????
i a, just an unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless and unprofessional little bitch who needs something to do with her life!
this petition has no point; and its not going to change anything..and i realize this now. i am sorry for the people who were upset with this. i am sorry to JK rowling as well. but i am sorry, i hd nothing to do with my life.. so i made this piece of shit petition and thought it would make a difference..and well i have to face the fact thats it not..
carry on with your day. and when i figure out how to shut this thing down trust me ill do it in a heartbeat!!
P.S-- im a lesbian..anyone wanna come makeout?? eh..?
i know im ugly and everything, but i really like to get physical!
CALL ME!
e-mail me at snowy@aim.com with any comments
YOU ARE AN IDIOT. How on earth can you call yourself a 'true harry potter fan' when you and the so called 'Harmonians' are dissing the creator of the books and demanding she 'rectify the situation in book 7'???!? There is no freaking situation, you are just too immature to accept that you had a theory and it turned out you were WRONG. And guess what? We are all laughing at you. By 'we' i mean all the readers of harry potter who have accepted the fact that Hermione is going to end up with Ron, whether we like it or not, and Harry with Ginny. You are just feeding us with more reasons to call you delusional. And you say you aim for 1000000 sigs and then you will send it to Jo? Go on, I dare you. She will join us, laughing at your face. Grow up and cope with it 'cause it ain't gonna change. The End.
omg, i dont think i have ever seen anything so strupid, its obvious its ron and hermione, now will you ppl get a life jk's writing the book how its sposd 2 be not how u want it 2 be and please get over yourselves!
nd why do i have o support the petition (fing at top)
Oh please. Like you and the rest of the H/HR shippers aren't going to read book 7 anyway. And try this: If you call yourself the "true fans," you wouldn't be banning one of the books.
BAN BOOK SEVEN... "force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publication"
isn't the entire point of the series that there are 7 books? if there is nothing left to publish I don't think the companies to reconsider
the only "true" fans? don't make me laugh
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God, you're stupid. And you wonder why Emerson laughs at you.
But geez, I got a kick out of this.
Harry and Hermione shippers are totally yesterday. Can't you see that Harry and Hermione are NOT destined for each other? Yes, they may have come off a bit to being a little too touchy or so, but their so called relationship will never happen. If you have read the HP books, you will know that JK will not have Harry and Hermione end up together, because if you haven't already noticed, JK is already working on her seventh and, mind you, FINAL book of the series, and I do not think that she will put romance into her last book, besides teh fact of Fluer and Bill's wedding and maybe something that also has to deal with Tonks and Lupin. You see, JK will not have time to put romance into her final novel, because she will be working too hard at finishing up the series and only informing the search of the Horcruxes that Harry needs to find, in order to destroy Voldemort forever, and any other IMPORTANT things that come along. I do not think that romance will be a very important involvement in the seventh Harry Potter novel. Therefore, you need to stop having people getting all worked up about your stupid petition, and GET A LIFE!
Thank you for your time...NOT!
HAHAHAHAHA! *slaps knee* oh, boy. you're killing me here. this is hysterical. sorry, i don't support this petition, but thanks for the two minutes of comic relief! *mutters to self and slaps knee again*
I....DONT supposrt this crap cuz ur making a petition about characters that are fictional...God i mean even Im like..addicted to harry potter but lordy, this is ridiculous! Its Harry/Ginny, and Ron/Hermione and thats all! u cant say whats right and wrong for Jo because if Harry shoots himself with a pistol gun in book seven it will be correct!...oh and I bet Jo is fell out of her seat laughing at this petition...ban book 7...not in ur wildests dreams, snowy, because there are another a few millions of us who actually take whatever Jo gives us, and we DONT take what u giv us...do u go to a shrink for this? because i can reccommend one for u....i mean...rlly...
because Harry and Hermione really are destined for each other, and JK needs to realise this quick, besides wtf was up with the IOD? Delusional? moi? i dont think so, nice try though
Hahaha omg. bots support your stupid petition. and please: banning means legally stoppping it- the word your looking for is BOYCOTT. And no one is really going to do such a thing. JK is this genius who will write even if no one buys them-she wont change ANYTHING. CUZ SHE OWNS THEM
UR A SAD LITTLE LEWSER. :D:D:D
MOOOOOO.
because dearly beloved, we gather here to say our good-byes!
here she liiiesss
no one knew her worth
our late great daughter of mother EARTH!
on these nights when we celebrate the birrrth
in that little town of Bethlehem
we raise our glass
you bet your ass to...
LA VIE BOHEME!
(La Vie Boheme)
(La Vie Boheme)
(La Vie Boheme)
to days of inspiration
playing hooky
making something out of nothing
the need to express
to communicate
to going against the grain
going insane
going maaadddd
to loving tension
no pension
to more than one dimension
to starving for attention
hating pretension
not to mention
of course
hating dear old mom and daaddd
to riding your bike mid-day past the three piece suits
to fruits
to no absolutes
to Absolut
to choice
to the Village Voice
to any passing fad
to being an us for once
instead of a them
LA VIE BOHEME!!
You are the most stupid insulting exuse for a peson and I am ashamed to sign this petition WHICH IS INCREDIBLY RETARDED! RON AND HERMIONE ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Before I continue, I wasn't hoping for any type of relationship, just hoping that Harry wouldn't have the brilliant idea og going after Cho again. Thank God he didn't!
Anyway, I think this petition makes you seem like losers. Accept your defeat with dignity. If you did, the Wall of Shame on Muggnet (2nd eddition) wouldn't have appeared. You expect Rowling to change the ship? COME ON! Its her story, and she could do whatever she wants to with it. How many lines did it take to describe the relationship between Harry and Ginny? not more than 5%, that's for sure. If you are a true fan, and happened to be obsessed about H/Hr ship, I'm sure you could ignore 5%. I'm sure Rowling won't turn the book into Romance fiction.
My advice to you: take this petition down, and I'm asking as nicely as I could. It won't do you any good, but makes you look bad, and well, stupid, and lame.
You don't want that, do you?
PS: If you do admire Hermione so much, you'd follow her example, and accept your defeat with the grace she posseses.
Ahem, in case I didn't get my point across---well, I don't support this petition.
I support this petition, maybe because I really don't. It had been plainly obvious since the beginning, that it'll be R/Hr.
You really consider yourself a "true fan"? *shakes head in disdain*
Please do me a favor, get a life and stop bothering the rest of us who continues reading the book, regardless of cast members or ships.
Thanks.
wow...........
i cannot BELIEVE that this petition is still up. i had convos with people on this stupid site over LAST SUMMER.
*shakes head*
how pitiful.............
Actually I only support it cos I wanna laugh at you. And I wanna tell you not to call Ralph Fiennes a "Nazi" Actor. God, you're petition is so fucking stupid. Just get a life, kay? Thanks. Much appreciated.
RON AND HERMIONE ALL THE WAY.
Oh my god, you guys are such retards. I'm a H/Hr shipper, but you guys are pathetic. It's a damn book! Get a life you losers. Emerson and Melissa were kidding! Did you even know that kidding means, "to mock playfully." They didn't mean what they said! Everyong here needs to get a life and actually get a hobby! Retarded losers!
because I feel pity for you...
RON-HERMIONE HARRY-GINNY
Read the books pleaseee!
AND be the cute H/Hr shippers that just go on with their lives, thanks.
GirlGuiding: Because of the huge fame of the Harry Potter novels - and
therefore great expectations surrounding them, how do you stop that from impacting how you develop the story or characters?
JKR: I am very protective of my characters and the storyline; I stick fiercely to what I believe is right for them even if I know that it will make some fans unhappy (for instance, some of the romance in book six disappointed readers who were hoping for other pairings).
..wait a minute. I /don't/ support this petition! What is this? Are they saying we /actually/ have to start supporting the petitions we sign?!?!
0.o
Well, I think that if they do that they should also delete all the posts that don't support it. By the time all of the non-supporters are gone, Otter'll only have about five signatures. It'd be great!
And I don't support this petition. I can't make this more abundantly clear.
You guys are just idiots... Not much else to say on this topic, anyone who believes in Harry+Hermione needs a brain...
Even when JKR says: "It is Ron and Hermione." you just can't get over you being wrong.
Nonetheless, keep posting stupid things on Mugglenet so I can keep having a good laugh ;-)
man, you need somehelp. This is HER story in case you don't remember. These are HER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS that she created. Who the hell are you to criticize who world best-selling author? Who the fucking hell do you think you are? You know..you just need to crawl into a hole and die because we do not need THINGS like you contributing to the human race let alone the Harry Potter fandom.You guys are really seriously blind out of your mind because, HAVE YOU NOT BEEN reading the books? Can you not comprehend what is going on? It makes me wonder if you guys are run away convicts from the asylum.
WHATTHEFUCK??!!
"Harry looked around; there was Ginny running toward him; she had a hard, blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him... Harry kissed her."
READ. THE. BOOKS.
ME/GINNY
RON/HERMIONE
Well. Didn't mean to post twice, but I guess they liked my opinion so much they re-posted it.
*Wanders off to find Advil, as a headache flares from reading too much tripe*
Wait a cotton-pickin' minute...tell me you're joking. *Starts looking through phone book for a good psychiatrist. Or better yet, shock therapist.*
Wow. There are surprisingly few options open to a delusional fan that's just this...well, delusional.
Oh, and one more thing.
WHO THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, INSULTING JKR LIKE THIS?! IF YOU WERE A SO-CALLED "TRUE" FAN, YOU'D BE IN AWE OF HER!
This just goes to show how unappreciative and unimaginative people are these days.
To Ashley Odham: Wow. There's actually a supporter of this petition. Or is that another impersonation of a preppy middle school girl as well?
Alas, our generation is doomed. Doomed, I say. Doomed.
Sincerely,
Tabby
JKR's woman through and through
*Starts laughing hysterically* This is hilarious! You must have put a lot of thought into this joke, even though it's so offensive to the millions of real Harry Potter fans!
Wait a cotton-pickin' minute...tell me you're joking. *Starts looking through phone book for a good psychiatrist. Or better yet, shock therapist.*
Wow. There are surprisingly few options open to a delusional fan that's just this...well, delusional.
Oh, and one more thing.
WHO THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, INSULTING JKR LIKE THIS?! IF YOU WERE A SO-CALLED "TRUE" FAN, YOU'D BE IN AWE OF HER!
This just goes to show how unappreciative and unimaginative people are these days.
To Ashley Odham: Wow. There's actually a supporter of this petition. Or is that another impersonation of a preppy middle school girl as well?
Alas, our generation is doomed. Doomed, I say. Doomed.
Sincerely,
Tabby
JKR's woman through and through
*Starts laughing hysterically* This is hilarious! You must have put a lot of thought into this joke, even though it's so offensive to the millions of real Harry Potter fans!
Wait a cotton-pickin' minute...tell me you're joking. *Starts looking through phone book for a good psychiatrist. Or better yet, shock therapist.*
Wow. There are surprisingly few options open to a delusional fan that's just this...well, delusional.
Oh, and one more thing.
WHO THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, INSULTING JKR LIKE THIS?! IF YOU WERE A SO-CALLED "TRUE" FAN, YOU'D BE IN AWE OF HER!
This just goes to show how unappreciative and unimaginative people are these days.
To Ashley Odham: Wow. There's actually a supporter of this petition. Or is that another impersonation of a preppy middle school girl as well?
Alas, our generation is doomed. Doomed, I say. Doomed.
Sincerely,
Tabby
JKR's woman through and through
I'm pretty sure you can't really do anything anyways, you delusional git.
...mmmmhmm hmm... I'M A GIANT THREE-HEADED TALKING DOG! BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW I COULD DO THAT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
okay, i'm gonna calm down now...
I really, really, really hate to break this to you, but you have seriously high hopes for something that will never happen. Your goal is to get 1 million signatures, and so far about 8,700 of the people that have signed have merely talked about how stupid you are. First of all, why in God's name would you not buy the climax to a series you've obviously thrown your life into? These are two imaginary kids at a wizard school that has contests involving dragons and mermaids. If you ban a book because they are not going to "hook up", and by that I mean, have black and white words saying "they kissed" or something, then you need to evaluate your own life. Seriously, go outside occasionally, it's bad to obsess over imaginary characters not getting together. And I really hate to let you know this, but the book sales won't go down. They'll be huge, they'll be off-the-charts, and you will be the only person that won't buy it. And no, just because you want two people to hook up does NOT make you a "true fan". It just gives you an opinion. I read "Holes" and wanted one of the kids to die just for dramatic purposes. They didn't. Did I band the book? Was I a "true fan"? Of course not. True fans buy books no matter if they like the ending or not, true fans do not sit around and pout because two imaginary characters are not together. You know what? You should also get pissed that Brock and Misty never wound up hooking up on Pokemon, only this time we can get ONE BILLION SIGNATURES!!!! Seriously, what grade you in? The MILLIONS of Harry/Hermoine shippers? Millions of people buy the book, I doubt all of them want Harry and Hermoine to hook up that bad. And a million is a lot. I don't care what forum you post at, at the best there's maybe 1,000 people who think that way. Crazy wench.
Harry Potter is not real. Ok? It's a book and a movie. I really just have to laugha t all of you for caring so much and actually arguing about it. It's not real. (I only wish I could convey my voice right now, talking slowly, and speaking clearly....it's not real, it's make believe) There may be a support line you people can call. Funny!
OH MY FUKING GOD
Seriously mate u r truly DELUSIONAL!
How can you even think that H/Hr would get together...
i dont think youve red the books right you know...
cant u see all those hints JKR has dropped about it being R/Hr?
The fite at the yule ball... ron was jelus.... Ron goin out with lavender... hermione was jelus.... hermione looking after ron at the hospital wing..... ron saying 'hermione' in his sleep.....
there are absolutly soo many moments between ron and hermione its pathetic if you cant see that!!
I meen wat has there been between harry and hermione?
they are like BROTHER AND SISTER! they both ent got siblings... cant you see ther jus friends???
its ron and hermione all the way mate i fink all of us r/hr shippers and even the non shippers can c how the romance is going to end up... Harry and Ginny to... alll the way
DELUSIONAL is the only word to describe you
you fucking prick....
I have only come to laugh at you *laughs* I like H/Hr but in the series it's going to be R/Hr so get over it. The small amount of you who actually sign this petition because you support the ideas, I laugh at you
You've got...to be joking. GET OVER YOURSELF, LIFE will GO ON! And I'm sure you could write the books and create the movies better, like omg so totally yeah you totally should like wowwww. Strange as it sounds, I think JK knows what she's doing.
This is stupid, really. It's JK's Choice if its H/Hr. Like me, I'm an HPCC fan, but JK said they won't be together anymore, Ok, I DON'T MIND. I'd rather live my life than waste it on being sad that Harry and Cho won't go together. You’re not the author, why do YOU have a reason to complain?? You can’t control the books, what’s the point of crying over spilt milk? Dude, GET A GRIP. GET A LIFE. AND SHUT THE F*** UP. Can’t you guys see the hints? And H/Hr Shippers aren’t the ONLY fans she’s got. Hello?! Did anybody order a BRAIN? This guy has just lost his!! And you can’t just ban it you idiot. I like R/Hr together FOREVER!!! Really, Otter, I’ve never seen anyone this moronic. How about we ALL GO TO BLOODY JERRY SPRINGER ALONG W/ JK?? And when did you get the feeling that Harry and Mione should be together? We are all entitled to our opinions, but this is really stupid! I wish you could just get a LIFE. Die you son of a B*****.
ok NEVER EVER insult harry potter books BOB, u ulfull git.i hate u screw u.and what is the big epsepsion with dan come on. ur not going to end up with dan and nether is emma for all u no it could be ??? ur mum? HAHAHAHA that would be funny to see!!!
... What the hell?
Book 7 isn't going to be banned because of a bunch of whiny shippers started crying.
Need a diaper change?
Get the hell over it. It's a BOOK. If you don't enjoy a book, then what's the point of reading it?
DON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY TO BAN BOOK SEVEN YOU WHINGY LITTLE SHITE-FACE. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH WORK JK PUTS INTO THESE BOOKS AND YOU DEFINETLY DONT RESPECT IT. SO I SUGGEST THAT NEXT TIME YOU MAKE FALSE ACCUSATIONS YOU WILL MOST PROBABLY BE DEALING WITH THE POLICE- OR WORSE- ME!
Have you ever considered getting proffessional help?? Well start considering it honey. There's some thing SERIOUSLY wrong with you!! You can't stop anyone from writing a book. And seeing as this is gunna be a worldwide popular book that people will que up at midnight for, i highly doubt that you and your pathetic petition stand any chance against anything. Look hun, get a life.
You imbeciles need to cease your overreacting and fawning over something so meaningless. JKR can meddle and change whatever she wants in the series, for it is hers, and hopefully all you idiots would've noticed by now. Indeed, throughout the internet world, people can fantasize about their own desires when it comes to ships, but this is absolutely ridiculous. Aren't you aware that people have their OWN opinions, and whatever you say or do cannot merely change them? You don't see much people seeming to agree with you, don't you? People like you might as well stop shoving opinions down people's throats like they WANT to hear them; go prattle to those that actually want to listen to your suffering. If you really ARE badly hurt by JKR doings, go complain somewhere else because obviously; this is not the right place.
Its JK rowlings book you stupid n00b and she can write what she wants in it. About 98% of the people who signed this stupid thing hate you and this petition
