Do you people realize that what you are attempting is censorship? You can't tell an author how to write their book any more than you could tell a painter what to paint. If you don't llike it, then you don't have to read Harry Potter, then do you?
I hereby apologise to all you delusional people out there. I do realise it was rather stupid of me to insult people with far greater intelligence than my own. I think it was stupid of me to critisise my own work, when you in your infinate knowledge must know alot more about it than me. Thankyou.
Well isn't this enchanting... there's a crap load of siggy's again... last time I check barely anyone was signing this joke of a petition... just wanted to see if anyone else signed...
No, I don't support this petition. This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. ITS OVER, GUYS, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. THE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITHIN THE BOOK ARE NOT EVEN THE MAIN FUCKING FOCUS. I don't even SHIP anyone and you still piss me the fuck off. And I thought you couldn't get any stupider, until:
"Also, I will soon be creating a petition for Mandy Patinkin to replace Nazi actor Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort. Look for it sometime tomorrow!"
ARE YOU FUCKING DENSE. Have you no concept of reality vs. a FICTIONAL PORTRAYAL? He PLAYED Amon Goeth, he is not SECRETLY THE REINCARNATION OF A NAZI OFFICER ZOMG!!!!!Christ on a bike.
Get hit by a bus, you sad, sad cunts. Stupidity such as yours causes me -physical pain-. Its over, you lost, the author herself said so. Nothing's going to change that, especially not a piddly ass online petition with I'd wager over 90% of the signatures are mocking you. Twats.
No love,
Robin
Wow, I cant believe people still think that Harry and Hermione will end up together even after JKR who FYI is the author of the book said they werent going to end up together. And you cant ban the book. Even if all the H/Hr shippers didnt buy the 7th book(which wont happen) JKR wont get hurt by it. And H/Hr shippers are not the true fans...if you were true fans you wouldnt stop reading the books just cause two people didnt end up together. And what the hell is wrong with her saying: "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." she was just saying the obvious truth and shes the author so she can put people together with who ever she likes. She wont let anyone change her mind everything is already planned. I really hated it when you were called delusional because it was mean. But you know what people like you who wont accept the truth when its told by the author of the books ARE delusional and stupid. I wanna make it clear that if you are a H/Hr shipper who has accepted the truth I have nothing against you. if you dont like H/G that much then dont read the books. And by the way all your other petitions are stupid too. Stop wasting your time your not going to change anything. And there arent a few R/Hr shipper...most people I know are Ron Hermoine shippers. H/G and R/Hr forever. Go reread the books
Well, it's been roughly a year since i visited this petition-whoops- forum. Let me say, I'm really pleased how you managed to turn it from something that wanted to ban book 7 to something that wants the trio kicked out of the movies and baisically replace everyone in the films...
Yo, what is your problem, man?! How dare you say that the only "true" Harry Potter fans are those who ship Harry/Hermione, What do you call us then?! And FYI HHr is not even possible coz Harry obviously loves Ginny like Hermione loves Ron and there is nothing you guys can do about that!!! I may not like the idea of RHr coz I ship DHr but I don't give a shit coz I can ship whoever I want to in the fandom World.
And how dare you try to threaten JK Rowling, the best author there ever is!!! You need some serious mental health treatment!!! You must be reeaaaaaaaaaal dumb to go as far as this. JK doesn';t need to listen to your ramblings, she created the Harry Potter books! And remember, other ships like, RHr, Dhr, HGW, HDM, etc outnumber HHr! In case you didn't know how to count!!! Fuck all of you!!!
because this is soooooo freaking funny im sending it to my all my freinds because i looked at the firstt page and out of 50 signatures only 8 were not making fun of the patiton! the ones from like the charectors are hilarious KEEP ME LAUGHING PEOPLE AND KEEP THE REDICULAS ATTENTION WHORES AT BAY! DOWN WITH HARMONY!
HelllloOOOO J.K wrote the books you didn't. . .Hermione and Ron.. Harry and Ginny... Get over it. It is cool to write your fan fics and all that...but it really isn't going to happen...If it does kudos to you....Do any of you actually read the books. I mean really...
One word for you guys. Say it with me, people: DELUSIONAL. They're BOOKS. Not your books, JKR's books! Meaning nobody gets any input except her and the editors. So relax already and sit back and enjoy the ride!
This is literally the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Are you people from Mars? Pass that reading comprehension test??? It is one thing to not guess (or follow obvious clues) but quite another to walk around like you have been persecuted when people laugh: I am sorry but its funny. Carrying on like this has now become embarassing for you all and its just plain sad. JKR was not intending to "insult" you, she saw her writing as clues, you view your insights as "digging deeper" Doesnt get funnier than this! ;)
Ok, let's face it Ron and Hermione forever, Harry and Gin-Gin forever, and frankly I couldn't be happier. This is JK's story so she can manipulate it anyway she wants, (I don't mean manipulate in a bad way) If you wanted Hermione and Harry together I'm sorry but you have to admit this is stupid. JK has nothing to apologize for, this was her opinion on people who support H/Hr it's not a fact that you are delusional, so just get over it!
And oh yeah, I've seen like 20 people spell 'Miones name wrong, it's HermIone not HermoIne. If you can't spell it, dont post it.
you otter snow are ridiculous, not only are the fictional characters, but its just the way she wrote the story, if youre so adamant about harry and hermione ending up together(and i still dont know why you all think that she would make our hero happy) then write your own damn book, and call it "how Harry Potter Scores with the Top of the class" otherwise shut up and just appreciate the genius of Jo.
Oh dears,
Such sore losers? Accept that Emerson has won; that darling Joanne Kathleen Rowling has the right, nay - privilige to say that it will be Hermione & Ron from now on; & find something better to do with your Internet facilities than make silly little petitions that nobody will heed except when they need something that is good for about three seconds of amusement.
[Though I do commend your obsessive natures. Well done!]
Who gives a crap? A books a book. Wy can't everyone enjoy it just the way it is? Just because a bunch of whiney H/Hr shippers start moaning, JKRs not going to change her mind. Oh, and if you WERE a true fan, you wouldn't not buy HP 7. Get over it.
Who gives a crap? A books a book. Wy can't everyone enjoy it just the way it is? Just because a bunch of whiney H/Hr shippers start moaning, JKRs not going to change her mind. Oh, and if you WERE a true fan, you wouldn't not buy HP 7.
because you guys make me laugh so effing hard. I'm just sitting here nodding my head and smiling, which is what you do to *ahem* delusional people :D
pumpkinhead - you're post brought me the most joy. I love how you called R/Hr a "giant plot whole." First of all, it's hole, not "whole." Second of all, R/Hr isn't even part of the plot. The plot is to search for and destroy the Horcruxes and then defeat Voldemort.
Hahaha, you got kicked out of a bookstore party, not because the owner was at R/Hr shipper, but because you were telling everyone what happened in the book.
How can you be a "real" fan and an "ex-fan" at the same time? Also, how are you a real fan if something as stupid as shipping makes you so angry that you have decided not to read the books ever again?
JKR (JRK made me laugh 'til I almost wet myself)doesn't need any luck with selling the seventh (and final) book. It will probably break some more records.
Sincerely,
a "pathetic R/H shipper" who follows "JRK along every path shetakes [me] no matter how inaine" (it's actually spelled "inane", but that's okay. I don't expect that much of you :D)
...actually, I don't. Are you retarded, Snow Otter? In case you haven't realised, half the people signing the petition is simply because they would love to tell everybody what a stupid dumbf*ck you actually are (can't believe I just said that, but I usually reserve those few words for retarded dino-brains I can't believe actually exist). Hope you had fun creating your other retarded petitions. Who do you think you are in the first place?
omg u idiots i dont have nething against h/hr shippers except this has gone too far it is obvious looking at ur other petitions you need to give up all the actors are perfect and in future please disagree with casting choices in private for awhile then get over it and dont let your judgement on peoples acting be clouded by your "Delusional" mind
what the hell are you people doing. you are petitioning against something that has never happened, isnt happening and is never going to happen its a book for god sake, you need to turn of your computer get rid of your self make harry and hermione in a warm embrace screensavers and get a bit of sunlight on your sensitive skin.
oh, wait, no I DON'T support this "petition". You, my friend, are a complete idiot. And most likely a 40 year-old man who lives in his parent's basement. Seriously, get out more.
What drugs are you on??
Cos pass em round, they MUST be good! LOL
Ban the trio? MANDY PATINKIN for voldemort? You do realise that there will only ever be UK - and no american - actors in the movies right??
hahahaha this made my day... who petitions to ban a fictional character cause they don't like who the author hooked them up with???? seriously, it's just a book. that's what fanfiction is for!!
wow, i cannot believe this petition hasn't been stopped yet. i remember when it first started, i laughed so hard i cried. then i made fun of snow a bit. then laughed again. anywhoozles, i was just checking up on it, i cannot believe it's gotten to almost 8500 sigs! i wonder if she still thinks this is gonna work? haha.
You are just weird. Harry Potter is perfect the way it is, why ruin it for everybody? I'm sure Emma, Rupert and Daniel feel flattered by this page. Also, do you have obsessive-compulsive syndrome? You may be angry at the 'delusional' said by Spartz but really, do you have to take it this far? Just think about it.
What the heck does Jo have to apologize for? Writing a masterpiece of a book? Honestly, get over yourselves. You can't order her around like this. H/Hr ship had a gaping plothole in the bottom when it set sail in the first place. It was bound to meet up with the Titanic sometime or another.
Thank you! You have enlightened me that I am not a true HP fan because I don't rabidly support H/Hr! I thought I knew real stupidity, but you have opened my eyes! I have seen the light!
Harry loves Ginny, Ron loves Hermione. It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO obvious!!!!!!! And HOW are Harry/Hermione the only "true" fanS??? Just 'cos someone supports a diffrent ship doesnt mean they are bigger fans!!!!!!!!! I REALLY don't know why I'm signing this but I am. :S.
Insane. Purely insane. Hermoine and Neville are having a secret relationship and making out behind the herbology greenhouses so Harry will not find out and be crushed. Because Harry so obviously is going out with Ginny to make Hermoine jealous, because Ginny is her best friend who is a girl. So it's all a cover-up on Harry's part, trying to mask his true love for Hermoine. But Hermoine, as stated above, has the hots for Neville, because she likes those quite, forgetful types. Duh.
