I'm a little confused. Is this banning book 7? Let me know.
However, I do support H/Hr and have supported them since Book 1. Go H/Hr !! Because the idea of R/Hr and H/G makes/made me very ill. It doesn't work !!
does your psychaiatrist know you are writing this? IT IS JO'S BOOK! SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS WITH IT! YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST ASSHOLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
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I would totally bang emma watson. I dont blame this guy for wanting to see harry hook up with her. She's got a nice ass. Maybe there can be a threesome with a Hermonie sandwich.
This is pathetic. Have you forgotten that JK Rowling is the writer?? She is the one that decides who stays with who. Not you. Really, you say that us R/Hr shippers are annoying, blah, blah, blah, but it's YOU who is making a petition telling the author of a book what to do with fictional characters. Get a life.
Seriously? is this like a huge joke? im completely outraged. Its a BOOK JK's! book not yours! if you want it to happen write your own!
And do you actually believe people arent gonna buy the LAST book because of this even if people that want them to be togeather dont buy the book it wont matter cos billions of others will theres more people in the world than your idiotic site.
Leave the real writer (JK incase you've forgot) to do the work. Dont forget she had books that have been published... how many do you have again.. hmmm what 0!
Her books sell and its all fantasy you need to realise that!
I find it utterly pathetic that you are petitioning the author against her own book!!! It's her decision to make as to whether or not certain characters are meant for each other! Truly, I could care less, Harry and Hermione are just fictional characters and you people REALLY need to get a life.
I was so shocked to see that Hermoine and Ron were attracted to each other. It just seemed natural that Harry and Hermoine were going to end up together! Please let them hook up instead!!!
Harry and Hermione both need to be Weasleys. They are JK's characters, not ours. Only she can decide who should be with who, but the decision she made is the best for all parties involved.
This is sad. You love the HHr ship so much you would make a freaking petition? I think it's fairly stupid. You can believe what ever you want ship wise, but if J.K Rowling wants to put Ron and Hermione together, you should just ignore it and go on. Just write some fanfiction and put HHr together. I personally don't like HarryGinny but you don't see me petitioning it, do you? These are FICTIONAL characters, who DO NOT EXIST. You seriously care so much about to fake people becoming a couple? I think that's sad. Anyways, in conclusion, I think you should just leave us RHr shippers and JKR alone with your petition.
Are you seriously ill? You must have a lot of time on your hands to make such a big deal over something as insignificant as who ends up with who in a fantastic story. Are you so desperate for attention that a fictional tale makes you go to such extremes as wasting internet space? I seriously fear for you and anyone who follows your delusions. Give yourself a break and realize that JKR doesn't give a rat's ass as to your thoughts on HER story. Yes, I said HER story. Being as how she thought the plot to this story probably before many of you were ever born. If you have a problem just write your own story. Make it so things happen how you would want them, and then see how many people object to what you write.
Are you serious? I'm "signing" this thing just to tell you how stupid you're being, not to support it. Besides, a billion people could sign this thing and it wouldn't make a difference. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU GUYS THINK! Seriously, let it go . You were wrong. Get over it. This is the stupidest petition I've ever seen. There are billions of people out there who are waiting for book 7. Do you really think they'll ban it because a few dilusional shippers got their feelings hurt? Get a life.
We, the undersigned, hereby petition George Lucas, author of the Star Wars series, to immediately apologize for his remarks included in the interview in particular the following words:
"Yes, we do now know that it's Han and Leia."
In addition, we strongly DEMAND that George Lucas apologizes for laughing at the term "delusional," as it was applied to the millions of Luke/Leia shippers throughout the world.
We also petition George Lucas to rectify the situation in the movie 6, clearing up any questions the few Han/Leia shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Star Wars series, that of Luke and Leia.
Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban movie 6 when it comes out. As the millions of Luke/Leia shippers are the only "true" fans of the Star Wars series, this action will seriously affect sales, and will undoubtedly Lucas reconsider any future Star Wars movies.
Hahahaha you losers are so pathetic. I'm beginning to think all you crackheads really are delusional.
Not a Chance does not support this delusional petition.
What the heck. I'm an h/hr shipper, but I've admitted it won't happen. Are you like...on crack? I swear-nothing can prove you people wrong. You're the "more smart ones" (note incorrect grammar) aren't you? Lord. Emerson was only insulting certain H/Hr shippers...like you.
Wow, can we say grasping at straws, here?! I had no idea people could stoop so low to get what they want. Do you honestly think that JKR will do so much as bat an eye lid to your threats? News flash: all this petition does is solidify what Emmerson has been saying all along.. D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L! I can imagine he’s busting yet another rib right now, as he laughs hysterically at the frantic but very obvious state that each and everyone of you here must be in, if you’re desperate enough to create a petition.
On the other hand, as amusing as I find this petition to be, (it’s difficult to type, I am laughing so hard) it also annoys me in the sense that I deeply feel for the respectable, intelligent Hr/H shippers that are lumped in with fanatical shippers such as yourself, and have no choice but to share the same ship name. In every sense of the phrase -- one bad apple spoils the bunch. I know that there are many intelligent Hr/H fans out there, so it really saddens me to find people like you making absolute asses out of yourselves and completely tainting the reputation of Harmonians everywhere! For the sake of your fellow shipmates, please accept the inevitable and get a life. You're only making your fanbase as a whole look bad; it's completely unfair to those among the Hr/H fan base that have to endure the same backlash as you, just because they come from the same fan base -- by this I mean the Hr/H fans who are actually capable of presenting a valid argument in an intelligent, civilized manner without having to resort to childish methods such as creating pointless petitions that not only achieve absolutely nothing, but only cause further tension between the two rival fanbases. (Hr/R + Hr/H) Nothing results from your bitching and whining, other then that it inflicts even more damage upon the already tainted (thanks to people like you) reputation of the Hr/H fanbase. Please just accept the inevitable; the situation is out of your hands no ma
WTF R YOU ON?! I MEAN SERIOUSLY.... BAN BOOK 7? UHM, YEAH, YOU CAN DO THAT... ALONNNE!!!! YOU'RE PROBLY JUSS DOIN G THIS TO GET ATTENTION!... DUNT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?! LIKE GO RIDE A BIKE, OR SOMETHING? HAVE ANY FRIENDS YOU CAN CALL? THERES PROBLY A BILLION THINGS IN THE BOOKS THAT PPL DIDNT WANT TO HAPPEN...BUT DO YOU SEE THEM GO AROUND MAKING PETITIONS?!?! GET A LIFEE!
The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth:
No offense, but you guys are acting rather selfish. All you H/Hr shippers out there need to grow up out of your selfish needs and know that J.K. can do what she wants, and just to let you know, Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione are the best ships. You people just need to accept the fact that Harry and Hermione are just very good friends who love eachother as brother and sister. Now, Ron and Hermione is a good ship. It's obvious that they like eachother because J.K. gave some good hints on what will happen in future books. If you people say that Ron and Hermione don't like eachother, how can you describe when Hermione was crying and not speaking to Ron when he was dating Lavender, or when she was rather happy when they split up in book 6? Even in one part of a chapter, it tells about how Harry knew that Ron and Hermione were going to get togehter soon. Also in book 4, why was Ron upset when Hermione went with Viktor to the yule ball, but Harry didn't really mind? Can you explain that? Now, let's go to Harry/Ginny. Harry found Ginny rather attractive in book 6, and they actually went out with eachother for a little period of time. He broke up with her because he didn't want her to get hurt. That's showing true love towards her. He's letting Ron adn Hermione come along just to help him, but he loves Ginny so much that he can't risk her. Also Harry looks alot like James and Ginny looks alot like Lily. If you switched the eye colors, they'd be exactly like James and Lily Potter. Do you Harry/Hermione shippers know what J.K. is aiming at? Or are you to selfish to admit it that you're going to be defeated? Because Harry and Ginny show a sign of true love, and Ron and Hermione are getting there, and they really like eachother! Harry and Hermione love eachother, but in different ways. If you Harry/Hermione shippers wanna read Harry/Hermione roma
H/G:
Here's what I get. Rowling wrote that, because it all goes along with her theme of that Harry/Ginny is a fairytale. Girl falls for heroic boy. Boy saves damsel in distress. Girl hangs on to years long crush until hero finally notices her for the hot studlet she is. Boy finally notices best friend's suddenly hot sister. They kiss, a long heated romantic kiss (when boy previously had had ONE peck that embarrassed the living heck out of him. Suddenly though, with the hot girl he never noticed, he's CASANOVA BABY!) and it's like several sunlit days! LeSIGH! When they break up, they trade Spidermanish Harlequinesque cliche breakup lines! LeSWOON!
Puh-LEASE.
H/HR:
"Here's what I get. Boy makes best friends 4 eva with girl who is the smartist and most awesome girl eva!!! Girl and boy share a moment where she tells him that friendship is the most important thing eva and he's like "Omg! she's so fantastic". Then boy and girl go on to have friendship that is like the bestest friendship eva and everyone is so jealus that they are omg so spiritually connected, but omg, his best friend who is so ick thinks he likes her, and first boy mistakingly thinks this omg best girl living eva is in love with his friend, but girl is omg smitten with the first boy and she does everythingz for him...she only eats food that he likes and only does things if it involves impressing him, but omgz he's so blindz! But don't worriez! Another girlz will be omg, meen to him and tempt him sex and he'll see that the first girl iz omg the love of his life! He'll say "Our bond iz so much better than just sex! we have understanding and crap...." And then they'll kiss and omg the villain will be so overwhelmed by such a great love that he'll just die. (red hair boy and girl die to because they are so ick)"
Get urself admitted or something. Are u high on drugs and alcohol when u make these petitons? Dont u have a family out there who wants u admitted in a mental ward!?! I cant believe u're so messed up that u want ppl to hate u, just so that they wud talk to u!?! Gaah!!! But believe me if u try and get the twins cahnged i will hunt u down!!!!!
DO u realixe how completely stupid this petition sounds...(well PETITIONS) All of them. Not a single one makes sense. You sound like whiny bratz. seriously. Get a life. and ban book 7??? u crazy? Dont ruin this for ppl who care and dont have IQ levels like yours, and LIKE the books and the author. And even if we dont like certain
things ...we complain , and whine, and then GET OVER IT. Normal ppl dont go making outrageous petitons. Get a life.
wow, i thought i'd seen stupid, buit you guys take the cake! you can't honestly think j.k. rowling will re-write the book just to accomodate YOUR needs??? or that this will even ACHIEVE anything??? i can see that the majority of petition signers only signed it so that they, like me, could point at you and laugh. you're actually quite sad. i mean, thinking you could get a book re-written or banned by using this?? did you hand out flyers in the streets as well???
Wow your pathetic! You definately can't change how the books are meant to end, and I believe those of you who signed this petition because you agree with this are delusional. If you hate it this much then don't read the books! And you h/hr shippers, there really aren't that many of you, because most of you have realized the truth. So not buying the books wouldn't do a thing! haha!
you are going to do a petition over the word delusional YOU GUYS ARE DELUSIONAL she has the freedom of speech and you babies should go and change your diapers in a corner if you dont like it
P.S.-you are trying to ban book 7 ok then lets see how that works out for you
Since one of the ideas is to split strings not into words, but hopefully into phrases more semantically informative than the words they are made of, doing that better should mean better suggestions, and avoiding what essentially are word n-tuples should make for smaller data and slightly faster querying.
Since one of the ideas is to split strings not into words, but hopefully into phrases more semantically informative than the words they are made of, doing that better should mean better suggestions, and avoiding what essentially are word n-tuples should make for smaller data and slightly faster querying.
I thougt that it was ron and hermione. I think J.K.R. shoud right a sries on what every one does after the graduater from hogwarts and pick the books on harry potter by the H.P. sluthes they explain alot about the finer detals of the books
I am a die hard Harmony shipper. And I was completely hurt by the 'Interview of Doom'. I admit that 'Delusional' and 'Militant' lacked a LOT of tact..but Jesus! What is this? You're giving all of us Harmonians a bad name out there. I mean, this is simply RIDICULOUS. We aren't petitioning J.KRowling for her OWN book. She's allowed to write whatever she wants. H/Hr isn't the ONLY ship out there (even if I'm 'delusional' enough to wish it was) I seriously wish it wasn't R/Hr, but you can't do something like this.
We aren't the only 'true fans' or whatever. I mean I'm sure R/Hr shippers are as 'delusional' about their ship as we are about ours. But it's not fair to degrade them. I would've liked it, if it poked a little fun at the delusional comments and Stuff. But this is out and out unbelievable. NO WONDER, we're called 'Militant' if this is the sort of stuff we've started engaging in.
From a fellow 'Delusional' Harmony shipper
I am a die hard Harmony shipper. And I was completely hurt by the 'Interview of Doom'. I admit that 'Delusional' and 'Militant' lacked a LOT of tact..but Jesus! What is this? You're giving all of us Harmonians a bad name out there. I mean, this is simply RIDICULOUS. We aren't petitioning J.KRowling for her OWN book. She's allowed to write whatever she wants. H/Hr isn't the ONLY ship out there (even if I'm 'delusional' enough to wish it was) I seriously wish it wasn't R/Hr, but you can't do something like this.
We aren't the only 'true fans' or whatever. I mean I'm sure R/Hr shippers are as 'delusional' about their ship as we are about ours. But it's not fair to degrade them. I would've liked it, if it poked a little fun at the delusional comments and Stuff. But this is out and out unbelievable. NO WONDER, we're called 'Militant' if this is the sort of stuff we've started engaging in.
From a fellow 'Delusional' Harmony shipper
I am a die hard Harmony shipper. And I was completely hurt by the 'Interview of Doom'. I admit that 'Delusional' and 'Militant' lacked a LOT of tact..but Jesus! What is this? You're giving all of us Harmonians a bad name out there. I mean, this is simply RIDICULOUS. We aren't petitioning J.KRowling for her OWN book. She's allowed to write whatever she wants. H/Hr isn't the ONLY ship out there (even if I'm 'delusional' enough to wish it was) I seriously wish it wasn't R/Hr, but you can't do something like this.
We aren't the only 'true fans' or whatever. I mean I'm sure R/Hr shippers are as 'delusional' about their ship as we are about ours. But it's not fair to degrade them. I would've liked it, if it poked a little fun at the delusional comments and Stuff. But this is out and out unbelievable. NO WONDER, we're called 'Militant' if this is the sort of stuff we've started engaging in.
From a fellow 'Delusional' Harmony shipper
This is idiodic. Do you really think that making a pettition on the internet will force jk rowling to change her books. This is not going to work. Besides, if you don't like the way that the hp books are written, then stop reading them and stop commenting on decent websites. How many ways can I put this? D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L!!!
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I got the same tramadol attack... well, not the same, because it was only about 20 comments instead of 90, and i t have any filtering set up, and I just deleted them one at a time... hmm.. the only thing really in common was that it was about tramadol... what filter do you have set up that caught them all?
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rhgfhj get a life. It isn't funny and I could care less about you using the words "broomstick" and "wand" in an creative way. And for the retard to started this ITS FLIPPING RON AND HERMIONE...RON AND HERMIONE!!! Do us all a favor and acctually read the books so that you can sound some what smart and not a mental.
Grow up the lot of you. It is Ron and Hermione. Accept it. And stop going on about how J K Rowling is not intelligent for making it obvious. It's a kid's book for fuck's sake, of course it was going to be obvious!!
Is Ron Gay?
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Harry had difficulty hiding his glee as he handed the note to Ron to read.
“A Nimbus Two Thousand!” Ron moaned enviously. “I’ve never even touched one.”
I don’t recall that boys would want to moan in the presence of a broomstick. This is just the beginning of Ron moaning and gaping open-mouthed at broomsticks.
QUOTE (201)
“I’ve heard of those,” he said in a hushed voice, dropping the box of Every Flavor Beans he’d gotten from Hermione. “If that’s what I think it is – they’re really rare, and really valuable.”
Ron gets Every Flavor Beans from Hermione? Is there something she knows that we don’t? For those that don't understand Every Flavor, homosexuals use the rainbow, which is made up of colors, as a symbol to show acceptance for every (flavor) lifestyle choice.
Chamber of Secrets
QUOTE (74)
"My wand," said Ron, in a shaky voice. "Look at my wand - "
It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on by a few splinters.
Poor Ron, he broke his wand.
QUOTE (112)
Ron gaped, open-mouthed, at the seven superb broomsticks in front of him.
Gapping, mouth open, in front of broomsticks??????? Remember in SS/PS he moaned enviously at Harry's. So, Ron, do tell us what you are thinking????
QUOTE (192)
. . . Ron was holding up an ashen-faced Seamus, apologizing for whatever his broken wand had done; . . .
This is an example Ron apologizing to another boy for his wand's actions?
QUOTE (273)
“What?” said Ron loudly, looking around into the pitch-dark, and gripping Harry’s elbow very hard.
Let's compare it to this scene:
QUOTE (PoA Page 336-7)
"Crookshanks!" Hermione whispered uncertainly. She now grasped Harry's arm painfully hard. "How did he know - ?"
AND
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Harry pulled
Oh, sorry, I'm only doing this because my friend begged me to, but not without adding some of my views on the issue. First of all the "Harry/Hermione shippers" are NOT the only "true" fans of The series; second, the "trio" are way better than you could probably EVER be; third, THER IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THE BOOKS OR THE MOVIES IN THEIR CURRENT STATE!!
Signed,
A LOYAL HARRY/GINNY SUPPORTER!!!
As huge a fan as you but come on. Don't you have any desire to keep the integrity of the book? After all the foreshadowing and references used throughout the series, you would like all of that to be thrown away for an out of character whim?
Jeez. How delusional can you people get???Petitions??? That's the stupidest thing I've ever. heard. The only reson I'm signing this is because I feel sorry for all you f***ing @$$holes
LMAO, those that support this need serious medication. I would suggest trying lithium. Also if I start calling you delusional will you make a petition about it?
One final note to voic of reason, you are correct in all your comments. However as the books clearly show Hermione is just as concerned for Harry's well being as she is for Ron's. Read the last 2 pages of OtP..;)
I was SO angry at her when i read this...this...interview of doom! I was so angry i was shaking and crying! I was furious that she would be so horrible to us Pumkineers!
Power to the pumpkin!
We, the undersigned, hereby petition Simon Fuller, author of the Pop Idol, to immediately apologize for his remarks included in the interview in particular the following words:
"Yes, we do now know that it's Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul."
In addition, we strongly DEMAND that Simon Fuller apologize for laughing at the term "delusional," as it was applied to the millions of Simon/Randy shippers throughout the world.
We also petition Simon Fuller to rectify the situation in American Idol 6, clearing up any questions the few Simon/Paula shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the American Idol, that of Simon and Randy.
Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban American Idol 6 when it comes out. As the millions of Simon/Randy shippers are the only "true" fans of the American Idol series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Fremantle Media to reconsider any future American Idol.
We, the undersigned, hereby petition Simon Fuller, author of the Pop Idol, to immediately apologize for his remarks included in the interview in particular the following words:
"Yes, we do now know that it's Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul."
In addition, we strongly DEMAND that Simon Fuller apologize for laughing at the term "delusional," as it was applied to the millions of Simon/Randy shippers throughout the world.
We also petition Simon Fuller to rectify the situation in American Idol 6, clearing up any questions the few Simon/Paula shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the American Idol, that of Simon and Randy.
Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban American Idol 6 when it comes out. As the millions of Simon/Randy shippers are the only "true" fans of the American Idol series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Fremantle Media to reconsider any future American Idol.
We, the undersigned, hereby petition Simon Fuller, author of the Pop Idol, to immediately apologize for her remarks included in the interview in particular the following words:
"Yes, we do now know that it's Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul."
In addition, we strongly DEMAND that Simon Fuller apologize for laughing at the term "delusional," as it was applied to the millions of Simon/Randy shippers throughout the world.
We also petition Simon Fuller to rectify the situation in American Idol 6, clearing up any questions the few Simon/Paula shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the American Idol, that of Simon and Paula.
Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban American Idol 6 when it comes out. As the millions of Simon/Randy shippers are the only "true" fans of the American Idol series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Fremantle Media to reconsider any future American Idol.
This is stupid. ou can't make JK apologize
for her own book. If you don't like it, why are you still reading it? I personally think that a true fan is someone who accepts the canon ships whether they like it or not. Not someone who will ban the books just becasue they didn't get the love story they had hoped for. Seriously, get a life. You lot, the 'extremists' don't seem to realize that THIS ISN'T YOUR BOOK. It's Joanne Kathleen Rowling's, genius. I love R/Hr and H/G. Admittedly, Harry's love for Ginny cajme up randomly, but now I whole-heartedly support it. I am one of the true fans. You are one of the controller fans. Thank you, have a nice day! Or rather, burn in hell seeing as you seem to think you control the literary world and the ships in it.Hermione and Harry were always destined for nothing but the ocean bottom.
Dear Otter Snow,
Wow...We don't think we've ever seen anything sadder than this. Do you really think you have the power to ban the book just because it didn't go your way? The relationship between Ron and Hermione has been so obvious since at least the 1st book, so if you didn't realize that, it's your problem.
Signed,
The Entire HP Fandom
"Oh, good Lord. They are slain, and yet they remain upright, walking slowly and moaning for brains...yes, friends, it's the H/H Zombie fen. They're dead, but they won't stay buried. They'd probably think that's a compliment, but they're no Second Coming. They're Plan Nine from Outer Space." -- someone with a good sense of humor
OMG... you people might be the biggest losers out there in the world... seriously, last time I checked, JK Rowling was writing the HP books, not you, and what she does with her characters is her business. Get a life and go find someone else to bother, so JK can finish Book 7 where RON and HERMIONE are TOGETHER... like it should be... losers!
