Make England America's *****

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Author: Jake Jacobs

Started: January 22, 2005, 9:29:55 pm

Target: George W. Bush (fag)

Category: Government & Politics

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England is a ****ty country that needs to be renamed Americas *****! Rit Xain?

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Joseph Warner said 09/29/09, 10:00 pm (unverified)

I support this petition.

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235252 said 07/24/07, 2:10 pm (verified)

fcking right english fags are all wana be americans

#48

Tony Blair said 05/02/07, 8:47 am (verified)

I support this petition.

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England said 02/18/07, 2:44 pm (verified)

U americans cant even beat the bloody Vietnam. U came in 2 YEARS into a huge war then took all the credit u r fat america!

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Be The Best said 01/16/07, 1:22 am (verified)

Whos had an empire? Who had the biggest empire there will ever be? Who has the best soldiers on earth? Would you like to meet the SAS? Who the fuck are delta force? Are delta force in a computer game? Why are you yanks fat fuckers? Why do you yanks get fucked by Iraq? Why do you let god rape your arse? Do you want fries with that? So many questions but in the end england rules. BTW Yank since 1776 we fucked you in 1812. your history books are wrong. You yanks begged for a truce. We wer busy beating the French. You know the french? the ones you depended on for so long. Who is the most respected nation on earth? Britain. What do we all think of america? CUNTS UK - 60million £2.5trillion GDP US - 300million $12trillion GDP Britain is so much richer per person and if we had equal populations we would piss all over you. OH WAIT WE DO ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND Who dares wins God save the queen

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Lucky hb, eh? said 12/23/06, 2:47 am (verified)

The UK is a US bitch, always has been - always will be. It's hilarious reading all the uptight english having rectal prolapses though! Must be that small island mentality!

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Aqua said 07/21/06, 12:16 pm (unverified)

I support it. Because we are superior.

#43

Cujo said 07/07/06, 9:11 pm (unverified)

I support this petition.

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Irish american 2 said 06/02/06, 5:56 pm (unverified)

Ireland belongs to the English, I hate to admit it but it's true. The English kicked the Irishmen's asses over and over again throught the two nations histories. The Only reason we Americans are free from the Brits is France, they stopped the Brits from reinforcing their numbers. The Only reason the Repulic of Ireland exists is because of they Germans pulling British forces out of Ireland. The Brits are a great people, to think otherwise because of their conduct hundreds of years ago is BS.

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dsfg said 05/05/06, 4:44 am (unverified)

However,as the John Maynard Keynes earlier mentioned that in the long run, we all all are dead,Politicians prefer intervening economy before it is too late to do so

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Thats funny said 05/05/06, 4:42 am (unverified)

because all you irish,american british and others are fucking idiots.I dont know if there is any other country in which a language is fucked up like this.I am really curious about how you produced that kind of curses and contributed them in your language.This language is the suckest in the worl and i am unbeliaveably regretting why i know this.On the other hand,Can one of you tell me what you guys done and your stupid countries have done for world.just tell me one thing.You bitches just exploited the countries attacked innocent people and steal their values.

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American Since 1776 said 05/02/06, 4:58 am (verified)

Didn't America already fuck England twice with the revolution and the war of 1812? So if you think about it Englands already our Bitch, we just need to make it official.

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l337 ha> said 04/14/06, 10:41 pm (verified)

wtf? lol roflmao b3ta.com dude

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Whatever! said 04/05/06, 3:40 pm (verified)

What a totally, pointless, mindless, meaningless, illiterate debate... Who cares? There is good and bad everywhere. What a total waste of time to get sucked into all this nonsense. Surely, you must have something better to do with your time - judging by what you have written, there is not much going on in your skulls. Offenders in a juvanile institute could have a more intelligent debate. I used to be well into the who's better: The American or English arrgument and then I started school.

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Whistleblower said 03/25/06, 10:47 am (verified)

America the 'Land of The Free'. Wonderful - where 7% of its people have no access to clean water, where 24% have no access to basic medical care and 33% of its population live near or below the poverty line. Im America you are 9 times more likely to end up on Deathrow (for committing murder) if you are non-white than if you are white and only 16% percent of appeals from non-white prisoners are successful as opposed to around 30% of appeals from white prisoners. Yes folks, this is the cuntry (sic) where to be in politics you have to be a millionaire (or be bought by one) and subscribe to the white, christian elitist policies of the far right to become a real 'success' when 53% of America's population are neither white, english-speaking nor properly represented within the American political system. And this is supposed to represent the model of western democracy?

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adolf hitler said 03/24/06, 1:46 am (verified)

FUCK THE QUEEN I SUPPORT THIS PETITION

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British Guy said 03/23/06, 9:44 am (verified)

You Amewicans cannot even speak our glorious languange. Your president says nuke-you-ler and we Britons say jag-you-are. You don't know how to make tea or how to drink it according to shed-yule. Therefore fuck Americker! And God SHAVE the Queen!

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Rob from england said 03/23/06, 9:35 am (verified)

Your all so full of your self rightoues self. You cant even speak the language we gave to you. You stole your country from the indians leaving them with nothing except the grand canyon. Only turns out to be the only natural wonder in your godforsaken (american word) continent. Poverty ravishes the entire south side of your country memphis new orleans etc You had to be supported by aid sent from us. You are all so fucking stupid you fail to remember that any engineering acheviments you made were made by german engineers that you offered a pardoning for there war crimes. Your country was built by fucking irish idiots that couldn't succesfully farm some potatoes. Your statue of liberty was a gift from the french upon independance you won from us. Your football is a fags (american word for your undertanding) game where your all dressed up in fluffy clothes you run for a while and then stop for a rest. possibly because your all too fat or obese to run for any longer. There are well published pictures of your president gazing through a pair of binouclars with the covrs still on. I love your country so much I visited vegas memphis orlando chicago denver washington last year spent the whole time I was there taking the piss out of everyone I met. How many people do you think were clever enough to notice I was doing it? not fucking one

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Essentially Indifferent Canadian said 03/16/06, 6:21 am (verified)

The stupid Americans just want everyone to be their bitch!! lmfao We all just run away from them, and the best part is, they're too fat to lift their own asses off the ground, therefore they're stuck!! haha BOOYA! England rocks btw!!! :D

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Irish American said 03/16/06, 2:58 am (verified)

I support this petition. I'm not done yet. To number 11 England. You are the dumbest peice of shit i have ever laid eyes on. We saved your sorry asses in WW2 and you fuckin know it. The Nazi's would have wiped their asses with your queens tongue. Your country was a fucking wreck, and Churchill begged us to help. Don't give me that shit that you Europeans did Everything fuckin idiot. What Europeans?? The English? the Irish you sent in your stead? the fucking French? they gave up at the onslaught. Spain? nope. Poland, yes. Russia, of course. the Danes? only small resistance factions. You were fucking alone man, you had nobody and you thanked God that pearl harbour was bombed. You dumb fuck, we finished the war for you in 3 fucking years. Yeah you lost a lot of worthless english, but at least you're worthless ass isn't some nazi scum cunt. FUCK THE ENGLISH!!

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