We Want Yao for Hagrid!
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Author: otter snow
Started: November 3, 2005, 10:49:07 pm
Target: Warner Brothers
Supporters:

98
Goal:

6
Goal Progress:

100% Complete
Status

Goal Met!
As everyone knows, the biggest problem with Warner Brothers casting Robbie Coletrane as Hogwarts Groundskeeper Rubeus Hagrid is that he simply isn't tall enough. Oh sure, 6' 1" may seem tall to you or me, but not to Hagrid!

The role calls for a giant, and the Harry Potter films continue to suffer from Coletrane's lack of height. And what about Madame Olympe Maxime? How can she possibly date shorty Coletrane, who wouldn't even come up to her waist.

Enter Yao Ming, who holds the key to our dilemma. At a towering 7' 6", Yao could easily fill Hagrid's shoes, and not have to rely on cheesy special effects to look taller than he really is.

Having distinguished himself as a star basketball player with the Houston Rockets, Yao is ready for his big break in the world of cinema, and where better to make that debut than in the films of Harry Potter, where he would truly make for a memorable Hagrid.

Therefore, we the undersigned have no choice but to ban all future Harry Potter movies until Warner Brothers replaces Robbie Coletrane with a more suitable candidate for the role of Hagrid - and we feel the best choice is definitely Yao Ming!

For more info, please visit my website at:

http://www.geocities.com/otter_snow/ULTIMATE_BETRAYAL.html

GO ROCKETS!!!


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True True said 09/29/08, 3:00 pm (verified)
Hagrid jacks off to to mcgonagall
#98

Toby said 05/07/08, 10:52 am (verified)
Hagrid is gay. he can suck itt.
#97

ty pulliam said 07/21/07, 5:09 am (verified)
yes!
#96

Henry said 07/08/07, 2:40 pm (verified)
I support this.
#95

asshat said 07/08/07, 9:52 am (verified)
SUCK MY BALLS.
#94

Stanley said 07/08/07, 9:50 am (verified)
i know but it was so creepy when hagrid( in goblet of fire) was like i mean like u know the old lady did hagrid acctually like her wtf i think and yao should be cause they dont havta waste more money on fcked stuff
#93

swoop7_11 said 04/04/07, 4:14 am (verified)
so wat if he cant act? neither can half the people in harry potter. haha joke joke. anyway im with him all the way, yao ming for hagrid
#92

Moonstripe said 03/28/07, 10:17 pm (verified)
You guys are idiots. Having Yao play Hagrid is the stupidest idea ever, and I am very suprised that anyone would make a petition about it.
#91

chelsea said 03/20/07, 10:14 pm (verified)
omfg are you high or something??? robbie coltrane has the look, the voice, the whole package. this guy has height...NOOOOO acting ability!!! plus he's ASIAN...the cast CLEARLY needs to be BRITISH!!
#90

Xein said 03/07/07, 12:44 am (verified)
*laughs hysterically with i laugh at you.* you* your joking* whipes tears from eyes* Right you want to replace hagrid with a freakin baskeball player that looks NOTHING LIKE HAGRID? you harry potter hateing, delional, loser.
#89

I laugh at you said 02/08/07, 2:08 am (verified)
*laughs hysterically while rolling on the floor with tears streaming down face, gets up to look at computer screen again and once again collapses in uncontainable laughter* You're joking, right? Right? ummm....
#88

Bridgette said 01/19/07, 12:46 am (verified)
i DONT support this but something has GOT to be said!! they should BAN ALL OTTER SNOW PETITIONS AND THE ONES THAT AREADY EXIST SHOULD BE DELETED!! the only reason u have signatures is because u have a spot on the mugglenet WALL OF SHAME if u didnt know... go to the mugglenet special edition wall of shame and i reccomend all potter h8ers to go the 1st wall of shame ok im speeking on the behalf of every true potter fan...now...listen VERY closley... no matter how many petitons u make on this gay-ass site it WONT make a difference! JKR WILL finish writing the sereis wether u like it or not Warner Bros WILL finish filming the seris with what ever actors THEY WANT (lets hope it stays Rupert, Emma, Dan and everyone else 2!!)so if u like the movies/actors or not they r gonna be released and theyll be the most popular movies EVER, Hp 4 DVD r ALREADY in the guiness book of world records for the fastest selling DVD ever and when Order of The Pheonix comes out on DVD it will top it u and laura mallory should make a " lets-be-the-2-gayest-ppl- on-earth-and-try-and-ban- the-Hp-series-cuz-we-thin k-it-sucks" club so to sum it all up... BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!! i dont in any way shape or form support this petition or otter snow i think she is a delusional freak that needs to get a life, be BANNED from this website and everyother petition or Hp site on the web AND take a knight bus 2 St. Mungos ASAP PROUD harry potter fanatic PROUDER mugglenet member PROUDEST laura mallory/otter snow H8ER Luv Potter Luv Hogwarts Luv Gryffindor PeAcE ps. harry potter is a BRITISH book writen by a BRITISH author therefor the actors should be BRITISH.....like me=)
#87

WTF said 10/14/06, 11:17 pm (unverified)
You must be an eight-year-old. Do you honestly think that Warner Bros would ACTUALLY replace ANY of the cast because of a silly little online petition. Seriously, if Yao Ming showed up in the film, I'd die of laughter. Also, WHY WOULD HE WANT TO? He played BASKETBALL, he can't act; and even if he WAS the world's greatest actor, he looks nothing like Hagrid.
#86

Kevin said 07/01/06, 10:01 pm (unverified)
You seem to get dumber with every petition. Robbie Coltrane used stilts to make him taller. He's not 6'1 in the movies. Damn, I was afraid of finding this when I cliked on it, but you surely have gone off the deep-end. Yao Ming as Hagrid... the world will have fallen to pieces. Snowy, the fact that you're failing to keep your cool shows how immature you are. Grow up. No one is going to give a damn about how much you hate the Harry Potter movies.
#85

Colin said 06/04/06, 10:27 pm (unverified)
because it's such a stupid idea. Why would you cast someone just because they're tall? My uncle's 7'1", so why can't he be Hagrid? Oh right, I know. Because he's not an actor. Stupid me. Imagine campaigning for someone who's not an actor to act in a film. Moron
#84

Beatrix said 04/24/06, 4:56 am (verified)
Ahahaha, Yao MING?? He’s Asian!! I think Hagrid has to be either Irish or Scottish w/ his accent, but imagine an Asian doing Hagrid, OMG!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!! Pfff. Just because you like bloody basketball doesn’t mean he’s fit for the job. Yeah, he’s pretty tall, but Hagrid has also to be Wide I think. He looks just like Hagrid, I see no reason to complain. Three words. Get a life.
#83

mel said 04/11/06, 5:57 pm (verified)
omg...BEST IDEA EVER!!! lets have NICOLE RICHIE play RON WEASLEY! omg, warner bros. is gonna love thiss....
#82

Will said 03/26/06, 3:09 am (verified)
You are a moron.
#81

Shocked and appalled said 03/21/06, 4:22 pm (verified)
You're kidding, right? Between this, and a very black Samuel L. Jackson to play a very white Snape, and a very blonde Ashley Tisdale to play a very brunette Hermione and a very comic Robin Williams to play a very not genie Dumbledore, and a very crazy Tom Cruise to play a very not insane Lupin, and some kid I'd never heard of to play Harry ... *sigh* WTF is wrong with you? 4 movies have been made. Do you think they're going to change now just because you have a bug up your ass? Way to give us H/Hr shippers a bad name. To all other shippers out there, I'd like to note that not all Harry/Hermione shippers are as insane as this person.
#80

Diana said 03/18/06, 4:54 pm (verified)
PLEASE tell me this a joke. I personally think Coltrane's fantastic. But if you don't like him whatever. But Yao?...Forget that he's a basketball player. And doesn't have Hagrid's accent. He's Asian for heaven's sake! This is too funny. Otter Snow...you should do stand-up comedy...
#79