Support Zombie Citizenship!

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Started: July 10, 2005, 3:01:47 am

Target: The Cabalistic American Government

Category: Civil & Human Rights

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For too long Zombies have been a source of mild amuzement to many people who see them as little more than cannabilistic corpses walking around spreading their disease to all they happen to kill and eat.

This must stop.

Sure they smell bad, have bad table manners, kill people for no good reason, have no language skills, show up where they arent wanted and they seem to never go away. They just stand around outside waiting for someone to open a door so they can get at you.

But Hispanics are like that and they can be citizens. So Zombies can be citizens too.

We demand the following amendment to the constitution:

Make Zombies Citizens. When you refuse to sign this petition you are making the baby Jesus cry.
Dont be a bastard, dont let baby Jesus cry.