HILARY DUFF IS A DRUNK BITCH SORRY HILLA...
Hilary Duff. Even just the name sends a trickle of pure hatred down my spine.
But why do you hate her, you Hilary-obsessed 10 year olds may ask. She rocks out live! She’s the nicest person ever! She can sing and act, like, totally!
Well, my little brainwashed ones, I’m afraid I have to disagree. Where will I start?
Reason Why Hilary Duff Sucks #1: Hilary the “Rock Chick”
Now, can you Hilary fans answer my question? I’m sure you can, as you are all very smart. (Not.) How is Hilary a rock chick?
To me, being a rock chick means a girl with attitude, a girl who has musical talent (usually more musical talent than singing) a girl who doesn’t care what anyone thinks, and wears the usual rock chick outfit. The only thing that poor, defenceless Hilary has is cute little punk outfits, picked out for her by her agents. Where is the don’t mess with me attitude? Or the musical skills? It’s simple: Hilary is not a rock chick.
And of course, the strange thing is: to public events, she w...