Close Ebaums for Good
Once upon a time on the internet there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man his name was eric bauman . He was a total asshole and nobody knows why. He traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon from somthing awful on to fark with his trusty watermark, he stole and stuck it all upon ebaums world dot come. It wasn't fair to those from who he stole but did he care? No, not one bit and then he had the nads to sell some ads what a piece of shit oh eric. Eric's quite a slut, other peoples work has made him rich. He hired some male prostotutes, dressed them up in three piece suits, his faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch. Then some loser came along punched him in the face and banged his mom and Eric Bauman, was quite disgraced, had his dumb website erased, well sadly that's a lie, there's still an ebauman dot com. But if we all hold hands and sing this song, then our cause will the sky, and maybe Zeus and thor will smite that whore...blah blah blah.
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