Real sex is better

I have to thank all my fans (except the non-white ones) for supporting me against the creator of this petition. He is using 'racist' as a negative term. The creator of this petition must be of an inferior race because what he describes doesn't make me or the other 3 members of Green Day racists. Thank you to all the deluded fools who say "Green Day sucks now! They used to be good." I can't beliebe these people thought we were ever non-shit. Then again, we're a punk band, we're not supposed to be good.

Stop Bullies in 3 simple steps 1: Buy Gun 2: Shoot Bully* 3: Blame Videogames Arm bands aren't going to stop bullying, in fact, I kick the assess of any pussy I find that wears those things. *Legal Disclaimer: My legal advisers have pointed out that the majority of people are 'mongs'. Therefore, I must state you should not really shoot them. The government will get you done for any shit these days. DAMN YOU BUSH!

To me, people that say "The new sht s awful, but the old stuff s good" is the same as when hear Good Charlotte fans say that.

Going emo is the leadng cause of becoming a homosexual. Most emos guys look lke chicks and they kiss other guys. God created us all equal. It's hard for god to keep us equal is emos keep lowering themselves. DEATH TO FAGGOTS! GOD WLL SPITE THEE!

Instead of watching Mission: Impossible 3, I will be organising a presentation to expose the lies of scientology.

Tiki, I think #20 meant to say 'to', not 'too'. Simple Plan aren't 'too' punk (they aren't even punk) but they are to punk what the Pussycat Dolls are to jazz.

Are you sure it's because she's overweight or are you using that as an excuse because she is too incompitent for the job?

If you are against eating horses because it is 'sick' but you are in favour of cow burgers, you are a hypocrite.

Allow gingers back into regular society so that we have more people to beat up.