Divorce Kevin
Honey, I'm not goin to say I told you so but, dang! Complete strangers are agreeing with me here, sweetie! You are a special wonderful girl who deserves so much better than that pot-smoking, trailer trash walking sperm delivery system.
Stop breaking your parent's hearts and send that man packin! Do you want little Seany-bean to grow up with that waste of space as his role model?
Love, Momma