1!a petition to top them damn 'UNFRE...
Sir, you have made a mistake. On your paragrph dated 'July 5th 2005 at 4:18pm' you started with OMFG. I do not know what that is. It is wrong. I'd know because I have never got my Neopets (tm) frozen because I am the best. You have no capitals on Neopets (or like you, neopets) and, Sir, you have other mistakes but I am lazy and cool. So,Sir, I will tell you no more. Be thankful, for I am a level 4759826587571598717387496 5687695270387471979734975 7947594656576984736984378 6637946 world ruler keeper of the gods in Dungeons and Dragons (tm.)
Those bad people deserve their Neopets frozen. "Tut tut tut" is what I say, Sir.
Yours, Sir, or miss.