Not so fast Bill Gates, or should I say 'Dr. Apocalyptic Doomsday Death Lord'. You should have known that a mere nuclear explosion and being ripped limb by limb by mutant land sharks isn't enough to stop me. We have good writers you see. Fear me for I have...THE MIGHTY SPOON OF DEATH! Fear its spooniness and tremble. Fear not fellow Earth citizens. I am currently spooning the evil doctor. He will no longer be able to inflict this universe with his soddy software programming and defective hardware. I must now leave you as I am needed in the dimension of unspeakable terror and slight miscomfort as Knife Woman and Fork Boy have been kidnapped by the evil 'Hatebreed Flesh Ripper the malevolence'. Quite frankly, if you name your child something like that, it is not surprising they are going to grow up with some problems.

:) I had just had a go shag. :) I HAVE BROEEN THE GOTHIC CODE! Oh No! The Goth police have come in my remove my goth rights. When I signed up to be a goth, I was denied the right to smile under punishment of death. NOOO!!! *Gets beaten to Death*

Don't worry people, we are doing our best to destroy music. Just give us a few more months.

Fuck off Hannah! Us chavs are too good to be seen with filthy emo scum like you (All non-chavs are emo even though I said they were all grunges before) Go cry and read a book! I know nerds like you like to read becuase only nerds read. Don't make me threaten to kick your ass without fear of having to get into a fist fight because we're online. Anyway, is that the same Luke as Luke Williams who made all those anti-chav petitions? Because if you are, I'm going to stare at you with an uncortfortable way next time you walk across the road from us. That'll teach you for messing with the 'Furious & United Chav Krew'. We had it abbreviate to 'Fuck' because we're highly intelligent.

Acutally, I love faggots. Elton John is my favourite singer of all time. I wish those homophobes that wrote the Bible told me the truth instead of putting words into my mouth. Oh well, they are burning in hell now.

Also, I've got a stupid sense of humour. Ignore the 100 sig thing, I'm an idiot.

Yes, shut up some-kid you twat. Anyway, Green Day fucking blows. We've more than doubled the goal so you can send this to the band now. That is what this petition is for isn't it? To acutally do something and not random idiots talking shit?