Geico commercials are funny,though I do think you need a certain mental capacity to see the humor.It seems that the stupid fucks that created a petition need to get a life soon after they fuck themselves. Get real you stupid fucks and instead why not focus on a petition to change something in the government,but no you'd rather fuck around with an insurance company that probably will get more business because of this stupid petition.

I hate all the hippies all the vw driving,dirty cloths wearing,insence burning,yellow toothed fucking hippies with there ripped and smelly greatful dead t-shirts, their all like "awwww Im'ma hippie now so I don't like eat meat of hurt any animals cuz umm I like like am suppose to love everything except the "man" and laws. FUCK YOU,YOU HIPPIE FUCKERS.

The salads suck ass. I was drivingacross country and I was getting ill because I was so hungry. I thought I would give one of the new fruit and walnut salads a try. I ate only one slice of apple because the fuckin apples were like rocks. The walnuts come in a very small packet and only have what equals about 4 walnuts. The thing that was most nasty was the fact that the walnuts were salted. Fuck you Ronald and fuck your fruit and walnut salad too.

Sounds like you need to quit bitching and buy some sweaters.

I love ramming girls in the ass after I fuck their pussy raw.

I have no problem buying anything that to some my be considered sexual. I mean WTF, would they rather you not use a condom? I also don't mind the girl behind the counter giving me looks,I just assume that she wishes she was going to get fucked.

OMFG air is just so passe,I mean, what does it do,it just is everywhere and u can't even see it, How rude is that?

Hi big guy, I am needing a new master,and think you would love to have me as your slave. I am willing to do ANYTHING for your pleasure. I now realize that,I'm put on earth to serve your every need. Oh my lawd I'm so hot looking at you,your hair,eyes and lips just drive me so wild. Please call me (518)749-9497.

Yeah and when we get finished with all the lovie dovie stuff we can roll another joint. Paaaalease, GET REAL

50 needs to get the shit out of his mouth and learn to sing. mumbles cent does have some catchy lyrics though. If anybody has a problem with this give me a call and I'll snap you like a twig.