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Britain is miles better than any other c...
I support this petition. I don't feel sorry for other countries such as America, who are devoid of all culture, and France, who have too much culture to realise what's really happening in the world. No,they don't mean us any harm anymore but fuck me I'm glad I'm not one of them. I'm quite happy being British, somewhere between the two, being an ancestor of the creators of all things good; the rule of law, parliamentary democracy, transport, the pillar-box, the harrier jump-jet, cats eyes, the ploughmans lunch, every (decent) sport, the vulcan delta bomber, the factory, the TV, radio, telephone, the beer garden, radar, sonar, the ability to win every argument & every war, the union flag - the most potent symbol of human endevour and freedom the world's ever seen(the star spangled what???). Yes its a rather fortuitous position i find myself in. Too many albanians, kosovans, africans, pakistanis etc etc etc now in Britain though, with their thieving, murderous,...
should britain forget human rights in or...
Yes, considerably so, it would also be a far safer place if we closed the borders temporarily and had a proper census to find out whos really here, does anyone really think theres only 1000 foreign criminals in Britain?, you're jokin right!!!!, there's a thousand in my town alone. The Human Rights Act is making Britain a very dangerous place, and its making wankers a lot of money (the lawyers and Blair's corrupt wife). I don't want to bring my kids up in my current area, but where do you go?, Britains turning into a hellhole immigrant cess-pit. Theres no way I'm emigrating like most of the intelligent British people of my age though. I could never abandon my country, by doing so it will end up a shariah (& pariah) state within 25yrs, and this was not what Queen Victoria intended only a century ago when she passed. If the situation continues like it has the last 10 years, whereby the British man is kept under the cosh in what is essentially a police state, paying ext...
INVADE FRANCE
its a very gay nation France, they play boule and sup red wine and talk utter tripe all day long, but i'll give one thing to em theyre patriotic, theyve taken delusionment to the next level and genuinely do believe they are the most advanced people on earth. really, however, we know theyre very gay. France winning WW2!! hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahehehehehehehhohohoh ohohohohohohhohahahahahah ahahahahaahhahehehehehehe hehehehehehehhohohohohoho hohohohho it was the fuckin anglo saxons you spy fuck, fuckin spy, the french have spies do they, what do you spy on? other poples cocks??
Ban Little Britain
I liked the idea, and having a pop at all the freaks in britain was quite orignal and initially funny, now its just extremely fuckin embarassing. If i was a foreigner watching this I'd be ripping the piss out of my people all the time, yes ok so there are people out there giving it 'you've got to see the funny side' and 'oh don't take things so seriously', fuck off you patronising cunts i say to that, i understand humour and said it was initially funny but now its fuckin crap. series 4? no shoot both the cunts and lets have it over.
A petition: What the hell are chavs? Can...
Theyre the scourge of the known earth thats why. they thiev, pillage, and generally make the country crap, for them to be rounded up, herded onto a very large oil tanker and sailed off into the atlantic would be a major improvement to the UK (then we could start on the arabs). The oil tanker could later be used as target practice for the navy's new fleet of tracker submarines, thus ensuring that chav filth are made of some use to the nation after all the grief they cause and all the money they take out of the nations purse.
outlaw the BNP
I'd much rather ban Islam, Gypsies, Africans and Eastern European pisstaking immigrants, the Human Rights Act and the EU. Then we might be able to save this once great country from this continual downward slide.
ATTACK FRANCE!!!!!!!
French have always been untrustworthy, scheming tossers, with their effeminate ways they are capable of fooling you but behind the curtain they are sneaky fuckers to the extreme. Now i do know a french person who is a good lad and so it would be wrong of me to generalise in such an ignorant fashion, however, there are several things that are for certain that have particularly clouded my usually civilised judgement upon a race of people. 1) they colluded with the nazis in WW2 2) They sold exocet missiles to argentina to sink british warships during the falklands conflict (and thereby kill over 100 men) 3) They sank the rainbow warrior greenpeace ship 4) They set fire to lorryloads of live sheep and watched them burn over a trade disagreement with Britain. 5) They blew up many pleasant islands in polynesia with people still living on who were too shocked by the presence of these strange looking square-hatted lunatics to realise they were about to be nuked and escape. 6) t...
Canadians for the Separation Of Quebec
To you french Canadians - England has done an awful lot for canada over the centuries, the only thing England didnt do that it should have done was to deport all you French fuckers back to your shithole peasant country. If they had, then all you cunts wouldnt now be craving to segregate and cause problems.If you want to go it alone, then you should, and thyen you will be cut off from Canada and the Commonwealth. See how France helps you out then... they care little for you now my friend.

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