I support this petition, because Aquaman shouldn't have all the fun.

I support this petition, but only until my porn finishes downloading. 10...9...

When a guy who's been experimented on, killed, seen his father and wife die AND seen his home destroyed says that the worst thing he's ever experienced is being left by a girl he barely dated, there's a problem. When said guy becomes so obsessed with that girl that he endagers the lives of friends, family and total strangers to appease her fickle will, there's a bigger problem. Lana brings out the worst in Clark; she inspires him to act rashly and immorally, which doesn't bode well for this version of Superman.