Oh shit my foot got stuck in the plug hole i may have to call the racist hamster to fix this terrible dilema! I am a slag bye bye call my pizza palace!

Hi my name is Fél and my job is kill emo and is to much for me guy you cna help me to kill emo i have 14 kids ,and i need help for eat them for help me kill a emo thx

I support this petition. you found me out. I tried to hold my legs together...b ut couldn't. I tried to keep my mouth shut, but ended up swelling up like a puffer fish instead. I tried to become noble by being a UN representative, but ended up going to third world countries to pick and choose children like sacks of cloth on a bargaining table. I gave up on marriage after my multiple divorces, and just decided to go for a man who is married already. I tried to make myself more attractive my getting plastic surgery, and came out looking like bees had stung my lips (unevenly). So then I decided to stick with just plain old ink, and got tattoos on my body ... only to now look like a half twisted weirdo into self-mutilation. My goal is to get my entire body covered in tattoos. Then when I turn really old, and my tattoos are hard to make out because of my droopy saggy skin, then I plan to do more plastic surgery by pulling the skin back. Voila- old woman in t...

we must kill their leader; my chemical romance, those little fags

My dad fucked me when I was really young and i'm his little cum slut. Legalize it.

I am totaly in love with hayden i want to marry him and live happly ever after