I didn't like Emily until she sent me some of her "special" pictures. Now I'm a *huuuuge* fan! Well, parts of me are huge...

Is a puppy mill like a pepper mill? 'Cause I love fresh ground pepper, and a little fresh ground puppy on my salad sounds NUMMY! Here, li'l labrador... GRIND GRIND! YIPE! Deeee-lish!

I didn't like Sara until she started emailing me her "special" pictures... now I'm her biggest fan! Sara all the way! w00t! w00t!

I can't agree more! What has the world come to when an innocent Black man can't ignore the safety of his mother and child, chase people down the road for twenty miles, scare them into running stop signs and red lights, and then try to run one of them down in broad daylight all because they CUT HIM OFF IN TRAFFIC?! Clearly this is racism of the highest order and Joshua Walsh should be dragged out and burned in the street. Tyrone Lovett has done NOTHING wrong and should be awarded $100,000,000 for his suffering at the hands of the white man. FIGHT THE POWER!

I understand that you're proud of her vagina, but maybe you should stop paying so much attention to your cooter and a little more attention in school. Maybe you weren't there the day they taught capital letters, but you're doing it SERIOUSLY fucking wrong. You're making other vagina owners look stupid, and I'm sure you wouldn't want that, now would you?

Kiss? To hell with that... Jesse McCartney should bend over and get railroaded up the pooper like the little girl he is!

I'm a hot girl, so bring that angry wang over here and show me how the rough riders do it... SEIG HEIL!!

PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE ThIs ArE ReTaRdEd.

Now bend over and let me stick my weiner in your butt.

I hope someone casts a spell on you so that you stop spelling like a retarded gopher. What is it about Chavs that makes them have an accent when they *type*? It's as annoying to read as they are to look at...