Wow. You know you've reached a new low when you actually use 8 like that, Signature 111#. I sign only because grammar is a dying breed ;). Remember kids, the better you spell, the less headaches you cause! 1337 h4x0r fo]2 1i]=3 :P

Wow. Some loser comes on television, plays a loser, says loser-ish things, and the next thing you know he's popular. Oddly enough, the truth has to come out. He's still a loser, folks. Now he's a tad richer and has overweight teen girls after him. Everyone who actually signs this is a fatty.

My name is Alyssa, and I support everyone who signs this petition properly :p And by properly, I mean, must contain offensive joke.

I support this petition. Oh, and I support laughing at Signer number 344# for being stupid. Very very stupid.

The last thing girls need is a f u c k i n g e-coli infection through their urinary tract. No matter what you say, it's sick to make your own girl sick like that

*giggles at the fatties* 10 bucks says anyone who seriously signs this is overweight

You people have got to be joking me... No one who actually owns real Louis Vuitton CLOTHES would be on this site, and anyone who owns fake Louis Vuitton bags are idiots. Hell, anyone who goes for any of these companies because of brand loyalty is retarded. Learn to buy clothes because they look good, not because of a stupid logo to show off how mentally handicapped you are.

Hey God! Would you mind reminding all the people who take this site seriously that they are retards and need to get some common sense? That and totally consider that zombie army everyone is talking about! It sounds awesome! Your pal, Alyssa

Remind the preteens who signed here that the whole Bonsai kitten thing is actually a hoax. Everyone knows that.

I'm bi and a girl, and there's nothing wrong with that! C'mon people, whether you're male or female, bi isn't wrong.