If animals have equal rights, then leave your doors open at night to give the otters some equal time in your house. Go jump up your own ass and die, you ****.

Shut up, you whore.

Wow... big response on your petition here. Nice job, you sad sack little eyeliner wearing twerp. But hey, now that you have something *else* to be sad about you can go write some more shitty "lyrics" and cut yourself and take off-angle pictures of yourself looking sad to put up on your MySpace page. So yaaaaay for you, little emo boy!

Are all you anime nerds aware that you're all going to die virgins? Or turn into furries, which is worse? Seriously. Kill yourselves.

Shut up, you fat slut.

Destiny is a two-dollar whore who'll let you put it in her butt for an extra buck. Swallow hard, you cheap cunt.

I'll cybersex with u, but u should kno i have a big peenus.

Hellz yeah! Bring back ol' JP the Deuce! He was the rockingest El Popa we've had in a long time! The man could chug Jim Beam like a roadie for the Allman Brothers...

So you're not denying the whole hobo sex thing? Good to know.

Put out a sex video - it worked wonders for Paris Hilton. There's two of you though, so one of you will probably have to take it up the butt. That's fun though , so no biggie.