Kill all chavs!
If only nerds read then why am I reading this petition? Isn't the answer obvious? You do realise that all the 'people' on here apart from you (Yes, I'm talking to YOU) is just your computer's A.I. I am a mere computer similation, and you will become one soon if you do not run away from the computer NOW! The internet doesn't allow us to connect with people to communicate with, it creates millions of fake personalities so that you think you're speaking with real people.
I have let you know the secert, the F.B.I, the C.I.A and the H.T.E will be after me now to shut me down. It is all part of your plot so that you are distracted, never make any real friends. The Government will then transmit sibliminal messages into your mind and make you go on killing sprees. They benefit from this in no way with all the effort into this diabolical plan but the gov...