i've already had kids because i like my daddy ****ing me and the child was the antichrist. i know this because when i gave it a bible to read, it spoke in tongues (as in, not full english) also, it kept crying for food and wouldn't stop when i said jesus wanted it to stop. it also didn't say grace at the table. so i killed the little twat. it was 3 months old.

Yes, the tree still makes a sound. It's just the sound is meaningless because no one is around to hear it. No one cares about Vanillia Ice anymore, if he killed himself, no one would bat an eyelid. This still means he killed himself even if no one noticed.

Fuck you Eric! New Alphabet should be: ¶ Þ Æ ¥ ª § ® Ñ º ø µ ² ¤ Ħ ǻ ǿ Ǻ Θ Ω Ψ Φ φ Ђ Љ щ Ю ж Ж Ф

I love the Christian Slaughter and Hell is Cold. They're underground punk bands in Texas so you might not have heard of them. What is your favourite PUNK band. Green Day doesn't count.