Hey, what's with the "kiss my ass" stuff? I'm not the one trying to paw at your girliness like you were a slab of beef. And no, I don't live in England. Do you?

"Why don't we just tell the other 14% to shutup and sit down?" Probably because of that pesky Constitution, you asshole.

GERALD SINGS SO GOOD IT MAKES MY PEENUS HARD!

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"The producers... encouraged them to engage in the mockery of traditional Mayan customs." Did they now? You actually saw that on TV? They painted up those horrible white people and said "now get out there and mock some Mayans!" I call shenanigans. Your expose of CBS's "extremely poor track record" consists of exactly two offenses, one which is bad choreography by Outkast. The fact that you're looking at "Survivor" for *any* representation of "politically powerless cultural minorities" shows a level of delusion previously unheard of in the throes of guilty white liberal self-loathing. While there should definitely have been more Mayans and left-handed lesbian Aleuts on "Friends," this is yet another example of the histrionic chest-beating that makes even confirmed liberals such as myself just roll our eyes and walk away. Instead of starting a nice, friendly campaign of "you know, Survivor is certainly an e...