PETITION TO GET RID OF MARK HOLDEN
Hi, I'm Mark Holden. I like wearing white pants and turtle necks. I like cocking my eyebrow because it makes me look knowing and cool. I'm so cool. I relate to the kids, you know. They take one look at me and say "wow, that turtle neck is so cool, i wish he was my dad."
So, to all you kooky kids out there - right back at ya, yo! Touchdoooowwnn, yeah!
(I found this petition by typing the following into Google: "Mark Holden hate")