Ashlee Simpson Rox!!
TO JOKE-JENNIFER:
"THE COLD HARD TRUTH"
YOU SUCK
ASHLEE SUX
ASHLEE IS A SHADOW, SHE LIES IN THE SHADOW OF HER TALENT-FILLED SISTER JESSICA;
WHOSE VOICE REIGNS OVER THIS COUNTRY WITH SWEET PERFECTION AND STRENGTH
ASHLEE THINKS SHE SHOULD BE A SINGER TOO!!! JUST BECAUSE HER SISTER IS.
---ASHLEE:
"IF JESSICA GETS TO DO IT...I GET TO TOO!!!"
"IT'S NOT FAIR THAT I AM IN THE SHADOW"
"I HAVE AN IDEA...I WILL MAKE AMERICA FEEL SORRY FOR ME.."
" I WILL WRITE A SONG ABOUT HOW ALL OF MY LIFE I WAS IN THE SHADOW OF MY PERFECT SISTER"
"THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE HATE JESSICA AND LOVE ME"
"IT'S PERFECT!!!"
TOO BAD ASHLEE...AMERICA KNOWS YOUR SECRET. WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE TRYING TO GET SYMPATHY AND HAVE ACTUALLY CONVINCED LOW-LIFE LOSERS LIKE ---JENNIFER--- THAT YOU ARE THE GOOD ONE.
ASHLEE YOU WILL ALWAYS SUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA