#4, however, WAS me. And in addition to a dick in the butt, I like one in the ol' box now and again. And by "now and again" I mean "until the football team says they're done with me."
How old are you? Ten? Then you probably shouldn't read this.
COCK CUNT SNATCH DICK FUCK TITS COOTER POOPER JIZZ SLUT SHIT!
I hope you didn't read that.