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Dear Jerry,
Shut the fuck up, you worthless cockstain. I'll say whatever I want whenever I want, and there's exactly dick and a half that you can do about it. Eat shit, die fast, and lie there drooling while you watch me me fuck your baby baby daughter in the ass. Oh, and by the way? If you ever look at me crosseyed again, I'll stab you in the colon and fuck-start your head for breakfast.
Eat cock.