eminem should be killed
Here is a story about that obnoxious and insensitive pig. I made it up.
Real Eminem Revealed
“You obnoxious jerk! You’re statements do not work on me!” Vanessa (of TRL) yelled.
Eminem had just insulted Vanessa, and he was now grinning stupidly. There was an awkward silence and then suddenly, Eminem whispered,
“Uh…Dre?”
“What are talking about? Dre isn’t here!” Vanessa said fiercely, looking around.
Em waited for a moment and then he started whispering again.
“Tell me what to say.”
“We heard that!” Vanessa said triumphantly. “You need Dre to tell you what to say, don’t you, pig?”
She raised her eyebrows and started laughing. Em started to panic, and obviously by mistake, he burst out,
“Dre! Dre! You write the lyrics to all my songs-you tell me what to say for everything!”
The audience gasped. Qaddus, Vanessa and Damien dropped their microphones.
Em looked terrified. His eyes started watering.
“Dre, I need you now more than ever!”
Vanessa picked up her microphone and t...
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