None of the last few M.A.H.R comments were real. In fact, none of them were. He stopped posting after comment 1882. I know this because he's my little brother. He's just got a stupid sense of humour and likes to annoy people by acting like a really rigid Holy-than-thou Christian. I really want to apologise for any trouble he caused any of you.

It is just one person, several people are trying to get rid of Hilary Duff. It is a totally worthless trying to get rid of her because it isn't going to happen, however, people should be allowed an opinion of her. I consider music to be a form of art. Hilary Duff is pop. easy to listen and simple lyrics. I prefer something that challenges me mentally but if you like pop, go for it. This petition won't amount to anything, like most ofthe Hilary Duff petitions here.

We at MTV, pride ourselves on our quality programing. We do this for the benefit of our viewers and we are definetly not using mind control on you so that we can overthrow the world leaders. We only play what is popular because that is what most people want to here. If you like something that other people don't like, it means you enjoy inferior music because they aren't good enough for MTV. Rock was looked down upon when it was first released, just like rap. Now, rock is the most popular genre of music. Rap is coming to over take it though. So sit back, turn on MTV and remember, if you don't watch MTV. You aren't cool, if you aren't cool, the cool kids will beat you up.

It's too late. I got my dad to kidnap J.K Rowling. I am going to remove one of her ribs every hour until she gets Harry and Hermoine together. My life will not be complete until two fictional characters get together. Fuck! I accidently pierced her black heart and now she is dead. Oh well, I've got a new idea, I will write the new book myself. Harry Potter and the Cupboard of Destiny. I'm only part way through but this is how Chapter 6 goes like. Harry turned to Hermione and said "I never loved Ginny, it was all a trick to fool the readers into thinking I would be with a girl with heavy autism and no brain IQs." Hermione looked confused "What readers? Are there people looking at us" Harry nodded "Yes, we are merely character in a story, they know everything we do and even what we think, oh Herminone, I love you. Let's fuc..." Hermione screamed "ARRGGHH! Do you mean they know what I am thinking. I swear, I never killed...

Homer: "You've tried your best, and you've failed miserably. The lesson here is never try." Stewie: "I love god, he's so deliously evil" Can't think of one for Futurama.

I'm from York. Does that count?