WHEEEE!!! This site is the most hillarious thing of my life. Hey everyone, buy STALIN HAIRSPRAY!!! "So firm, it's rock solid!" Wow. SUPPORT BOOK SEVEN. Or despair. Hahahaha. Jack the wannabe Samurai, you are my new favorite hero. Awwww. Besides Stalin, of course. "LA LA LA, I'M NOT ON DRUGS! LA LA LA, I'M NOT ON DRUGS! LA LA LA, I'M NOT ON DRUGS!" -Professor Severus Snape. Chocolate, anyone?

I do not believe dat zis is right: there iz no moo-stazch on zis prezident and zerfore I do not zink he iz capable! Vhy bozzah wiz zuch a weaklhing?

Stand strong comrades.