i'm little bobby criesalot and i want to beat up girls and send them to combat because i'm a pussy. i can't handle real women, only those sorry excuses for women who like guys to treat them like shit and who will put up with a pussy's bullshit. waa waa waa, i and all my friends are a bunch of whiny fucking pussies. waa waa waa, i wish i could legally beat up girls. waa waa waa, i hate you mommy. waa waa waa, i wish i was a real man instead of a whiny little bitch.