Matt is gay
Far be it for me to pass judgement, however I was under the impression that homosexuality is inherently wrong, you can't seriously be trying to tell me that there is anything even remotely natural about having an engorged phallus forced into ones anal passage. Oh well, sooner or later you'll get one that's too big for you and I'm pretty sure that 16 hours of reconstructive surgery and 72 stitches to piece your tattered arsehole back together will make you re-evaluate your perverse sexuality.
By the way, I'm no Christian, however if the bible is to be believed then your going to burn in hell for all eternity, sweet dreams.