Newcastle United to sign Michael Owen
OWEN WAS FORCED TO COME TO THIS ONCE BIG CLUB FOR AN INFLATED PRICE. U HAVENT WON ANYTHING FOR 37 YEARS U STUPID GEORDIE TWATS, UR CHAIRMAN THINKS UR WOMEN R DOGS AND UR FANS ARE ALL FAT TATTOOED INBRED RETARDS, SHEARER HAS WON NOWT AND WASTED HIS CAREER AND UR TOWN IS A SHITHOLE NOW FUCK OFF