And Lo, the Lord looketh upon His garden and it was Good. His daughter Hermione, His other daughter Ginevra, and His sons Ronald and Harry were to become powerful sorcerers/esses, and He looketh upon them, and He was Pleased. Then He looketh upon His son, Dean Thomas, who doth support West Ham Football Club, and He was even More Pleased, because the colour of His Son's skin was darker, and therefore more Pleasing to Him. Amen. P.S. The Lord God Almighty (that's Me) commands thee to go forth and spread His word!