There it is, I have to go now because I am bored. My spilt persoanlity will talk to you for the next few minutes.

It's 'Win a Date with Hayden Chrisensen' not 'Win forced strap-on rape with Hayden Chrisensen'. I believe this should be so. However, replace Hayden Christensen with Britney Spears. Also replace 'A Date' with 'forced strap-on rape' and I will agree. That'll teach that bitch to make shitty 'music'.

I have a better system, we pick out the ugliest members of our society and force them to fight the enemy. It doesn't matter if they die either because it means less uglies in our country. It's win/win.

He looks like a twisted little goblin creature.

Don't worry about being a moron Valerie, you are bound to be more successful than any educated fool.

Metal? Why would I want to listen to that shit. I'm a jazz man. The music of the soul. Improvisation, complexity, genius and talent.

Are you really that desperate for a boyfriend that you would post details of yourself online and allow any old muggins to be with you? Most of the guys jumping at this offer are obviously desperate themselves and probably look like a ship wreck and socially inept? Who knows what kind of freak you get. Since you sppear to be a moron, you deserve a crazy stalker.

Don't apologise to Darkside81004, he is a poseur. You should be apologising yourself for thinking Oasis, the band that rip off the Beatles, are good. Unless of course you mean that even Oasis , as shit as they are, is better than the previously mentioned tripe.

You man. That mean you mean. You make tears come from my eyes and I sit down on a chair and I cry like this :( Being sad is bad because sad people cry and crying is illegal and get arrested and then I cry more in jail and then a fat woman rapes me and being raped is not as fun as they make it appear on television.

Emo is the only REAL form of music. Just because you don't enjoy emotional music, go listen to Styx you pussy. Name 10 good non-emo bands. I put down the glove for this one.