I hate emos.

I am sick and tired of emos inhabiting the planet I created.

I created this planet, and did not plan on having emos take over it. I say the normal people cage all emos until I come up with a great plan to purge the world of emos. I was playing poker with St. Paul the other day when the angels told me about this and I was shocked and appalled. I approve of this movement because I do not like emos.

I support this petition.