A Petition Against Petitions
Okay, this is really stupid.
For now on, this is a petition to shut up hypocrites. If you sign your name above mine, that means you are against hypocrites. HA! NOW YOU ARE UNDER THE POWER OF... I don't really know, so, plain and simple, sign your name and you are against hypocrites officially. (I would have this changed to "a petition against stupid petitions", but that's already taken and my master commands that all hypocrites are taken out.
I will be the first to sign:
Yaoru Shantanaki, lackey of Master K.