I'm so glad Giambi has a tumor; it's too bad it's not malignant, but not to worry, Sox fans, because Jeter, Ass Rod & Lopez all contracted mono from a spirited game of tea bag me first in the shower. Moose is bi, Leiber is a chump and Steinbrenner is like that child molesting uncle. So in conclusion, fu*k the Yankees' fans. GO SOX!!!! PS- Elvis fu*ks the Bambino and they aren't in heaven. Reverse the curse.