This petition is shiny. Listen, O Mighty HBO!

Oh, is widdle baby pushed around? Are her parents just not good enough? Why not try getting a new family; one where they DON'T drive you anywhere and to buy school clothes, you have to go get a job... a family where you're parents don't care what you do because they're so effed up on meth or booze all the time... you know what? Grow the hell up. Be damn grateful you have parents who love you, and stop whining when you could have it much, much worse.

HELL yes! Better yet, how about child-free restaurants entirely? Or movie theaters? Oh my god... wonderful.