Please Brandon, stop dressing homelessly. Dave, stop pretending to be straight. You love each other, don't deny it, embrace it!!! (I can't believe I'm signing a petition like this... HAHA)
I'm glad someone made this petition. If you like him then you'll be happy that he's happy. If he's not then they'll get a divorce but that's not something I'd wish on them or anyone. Everyone wants to marry Brandon but we should all be glad that there's one chick lucky enough to have done it. And she must be something special because he could have anyone and he chose her.