AHHH! My eyes, they took my eyes! watching goblet of fire was the equivalent of sticking my head into the world's dirties Port-O-John and gargling!

I masde it i sign it!

Wal-Mart is a symbol, an avatar if you will of the evils of capitalism. Communism can be a guiding light in a matter such as this Under communism the arrogant, self-posessed monolith of walmart will be crushed by the willof the people. And through the people's will such a monstrosity will cease to occur. and through that humanity will reach a state of utopia. Support the New Communism movement by signing my petition "We need a new form of communism"

your petition is one of the most fresh and honest voices i have seen on this sight. Your Carbn dioxide emissions are surely going to condemn us to a slow and painful death. I fear that the nature of this death will surpass even that of a nuclear war in sheer brutality. And, as a note of final absurdity I shall note that Mr. Bush says factories don't count as Carbon Dioxide emitters.