Chavs are infiltrating the USA! They are everywhere; black chavs, spanish chavs, chinese chavs. All of them must be slain! My ostrich in the elevator must be killed. He haunts me and I know that I am on. Death to Chavs, such as the kind I run across in Plymouth, England a few months ago. All must die, yes sir. Yessiree, I say they must die. Hey is anyone reading this. Fuck Burberry and fuck adidas.

I stumbled across this website by accident. This is so fucking stupid, I've never thought I'd see slacktivism to this to degree. I understand the irony of "signing" an online petition but I also can see this is a joke. These idiots on this website signing meaningless bullshit in the name of civil or human rights are lazy, narcissistic self-indulgent assholes who attempt to make them feel better about themselves in meaningless, empty gestures. It's like the same bullshit you see with those "i support our troops" yellow ribbon stickers on the back of every jack-ass's car. People, if you want to make a real difference get off your ass, volunteer, do actual work for a fucking change. This website is more evidence on why this country (oh hell, world for that matter) will never survive.